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  • RyuLion
    • Mar 2003
    • 32383

    #1

    Reason # 1202 why Girls Miss their Flights <---------

    texting while at the airport.

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  • RyuLion
    • Mar 2003
    • 32383

    #2
    # 1183:
    My Grandmother died.
    # 920:
    I partied too much last night.

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    • UFGators2007
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2007
      • 1739

      #3
      #1203 Applying genital wart medication in airport bathroom while waiting for their flight.
      "I use the Google to pull up maps."

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      • INDY500DRIVER
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2008
        • 622

        #4
        Reason #1

        There was this strange mexican biting my ass and I couldnt move, he wouldnt let it go so I could not get to my gate.
        http://mega.co.nz

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        • RyuLion
          • Mar 2003
          • 32383

          #5
          Originally posted by UFGators2007
          #1203 Applying genital wart medication in airport bathroom while waiting for their flight.
          OMG!

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          • RyuLion
            • Mar 2003
            • 32383

            #6
            Originally posted by INDY500DRIVER
            Reason #1

            There was this strange mexican biting my ass and I couldnt move, he wouldnt let it go so I could not get to my gate.
            so now I'm a Cockadile?

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            • BobG
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2003
              • 4274

              #7
              Originally posted by INDY500DRIVER
              Reason #1

              There was this strange mexican biting my ass and I couldnt move, he wouldnt let it go so I could not get to my gate.

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              • RyuLion
                • Mar 2003
                • 32383

                #8
                Originally posted by BobG
                come on man..have probably heard some excuses already..

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                • John-ACWM
                  Work Work Work
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 20060

                  #9
                  Originally posted by INDY500DRIVER
                  Reason #1

                  There was this strange mexican biting my ass and I couldnt move, he wouldnt let it go so I could not get to my gate.

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                  • RyuLion
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 32383

                    #10
                    # 999
                    my hair got stuck to the curling iron and it got burned..

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                    • Vicious_B
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2008
                      • 2564

                      #11
                      Originally posted by RyuLion
                      so now I'm a Cockadile?
                      ICQ# 419 775 271



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                      • Achmed's Wife Halimah
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 365

                        #12
                        many times when i make entry on flight so many people at gate go to restrooms and miss this flight
                        Halimah get free 1st class service exchange when this flight is not full for many frequent flying mile so i have no issue with this situation

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                        • INDY500DRIVER
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 622

                          #13
                          RYU should bite the ass of Achmeds wife

                          Originally posted by Achmed's Wife Halimah
                          many times when i make entry on flight so many people at gate go to restrooms and miss this flight
                          Halimah get free 1st class service exchange when this flight is not full for many frequent flying mile so i have no issue with this situation
                          http://mega.co.nz

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                          • INDY500DRIVER
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 622

                            #14
                            Reason # 20001

                            From dumb blonde model thread....

                            "Theres a potato in my ass"

                            http://mega.co.nz

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                            • CIVMatt
                              Amateur Pimpin
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 13075

                              #15
                              Jesus is this Payton again?
                              Make easy money with Webcams

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                              • donnylong
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Mar 2007
                                • 2164

                                #16
                                #69 I got in a wreak putting my make up on while driving

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                                • Scott McD
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 67792

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by UFGators2007
                                  #1203 Applying genital wart medication in airport bathroom while waiting for their flight.
                                  Wow!!


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                                  • MattJustin
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2007
                                    • 361

                                    #18
                                    #99 i forgot my abreva
                                    Last edited by MattJustin; 03-24-2009, 11:28 AM.
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                                    • marcop
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2005
                                      • 4150

                                      #19
                                      #256: I got on the plane, but it went to the wrong airport: http://www.********.com/read.php?ID=29708
                                      Last edited by marcop; 03-24-2009, 11:29 AM.

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                                      • RyuLion
                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 32383

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by CIVMatt
                                        Jesus is this Payton again?
                                        no, her excuse could actually be seen on her face..
                                        she has a face infection (is looked like a 1st degree burn)

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                                        • INDY500DRIVER
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2008
                                          • 622

                                          #21
                                          Classic!!!!

                                          Originally posted by marcop
                                          #256: I got on the plane, but it went to the wrong airport: http://www.********.com/read.php?ID=29708
                                          http://mega.co.nz

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                                          • Achmed's Wife Halimah
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2008
                                            • 365

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by INDY500DRIVER
                                            RYU should bite the ass of Achmeds wife
                                            Rule #33 of Halimah- Halimah does not accept illegals or green cards near her burka.
                                            I have real citizenships of U.S.andA. which i make test 3 times to receive before passing this.

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                                            • sinclair
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 1431

                                              #23
                                              "the condom carrying my cocaine burst inside my vagina at the airport and I had to be rushed to the ER"

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                                              • MattJustin
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Aug 2007
                                                • 361

                                                #24
                                                #33 i got my period on the way to the airport and i bled all over cloths.. (gross)
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                                                • CaptainHowdy
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 94151

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by sinclair
                                                  "the condom carrying my cocaine burst inside my vagina at the airport and I had to be rushed to the ER"

                                                  Sinclair
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