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02-18-2018, 10:19 AM

So a Russian "athlete" was caught using steroids at The Olympics.
His "sport"?
Curling.

WTF?????

Russians need drugs to Curl better?
Isn't Curling just like shuffleboard on ice?

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02-18-2018, 10:21 AM

Holy shit!

Russian athletes will literally cheat at anything!!

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02-18-2018, 11:17 AM

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02-18-2018, 11:51 AM

Originally posted by The Porn Nerd

So a Russian "athlete" was caught using steroids at The Olympics.
His "sport"?
Curling.

WTF?????

Russians need drugs to Curl better?
Isn't Curling just like shuffleboard on ice?

i think that was only his second choice. if they would give him vodka it would work even better

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02-18-2018, 12:03 PM

Originally posted by Bladewire

Holy shit!

Russian athletes will literally cheat at anything!!

make no mistake about this, all pro athletes dope...you have never trained at the pro level and you do not know what wear and tear it does to the body....its not an option to not dope, recovery on steroids is miraculous...he just timed it badly so he got busted...

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02-18-2018, 12:44 PM

They probably dope up to play Chutes and Ladders.

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02-18-2018, 12:54 PM

To be fair though, it's such a weird fucking thing to do in the first place (brushing the ice etc) then they probably have to at least be on some drug or other just to get their heads around it...

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02-18-2018, 01:33 PM

Originally posted by crucifissio

make no mistake about this, all pro athletes dope...you have never trained at the pro level and you do not know what wear and tear it does to the body....its not an option to not dope, recovery on steroids is miraculous...he just timed it badly so he got busted...

Ever watched curling? We used to have 4 60 year old guys are on our team.
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02-18-2018, 01:46 PM

Originally posted by crucifissio

make no mistake about this, all pro athletes dope...you have never trained at the pro level and you do not know what wear and tear it does to the body....its not an option to not dope, recovery on steroids is miraculous...he just timed it badly so he got busted...

Lame defence of the Russian cheaters. "Everyone does it, but mostly Russians are caught." Lame, and not true

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02-18-2018, 01:51 PM

they dindu nuffin

PS:Russian "athletes" not represent in the Olympics games 2018 in Korea after penalties for doping. In Russia athletes who go without our flag hold as traitors, many have a bad attitude towards them.

PSS: In Sochi 2014 Putin to feed all the drugs, I think athletes can't deny eat it. Because will not receive financing after and not be included on the Olympic command.

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02-18-2018, 01:53 PM

Originally posted by Bladewire

Lame defence of the Russian cheaters. "Everyone does it, but mostly Russians are caught." Lame, and not true

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02-18-2018, 02:26 PM

Sarn has to dope up to get online. That's why nothing he says has ever made a bit of sense.
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02-18-2018, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by The Porn Nerd

So a Russian "athlete" was caught using steroids at The Olympics.
His "sport"?
Curling.

WTF?????

Russians need drugs to Curl better?
Isn't Curling just like shuffleboard on ice?

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02-18-2018, 11:43 PM

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02-19-2018, 01:03 AM

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02-19-2018, 01:23 AM

Originally posted by Bladewire

Lame defence of the Russian cheaters. "Everyone does it, but mostly Russians are caught." Lame, and not true

you have simply never trained at a pro or semi pro level and you do not know what you are talking about...injury and overtraining are your best friends...steroids are the magic wand even at micro doses...in and out of the system in a few days...super low chances of being detected even on a random test...exotic esters attached to testosterone derivates that can not be detected unless you are specifically looking for them and know what you are looking for up front...

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02-19-2018, 06:03 AM

Originally posted by thommy

corrected that for you

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02-19-2018, 06:09 AM

Originally posted by Sarn

I DO need drugs to help me brush ice quicker
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02-19-2018, 06:38 AM

Originally posted by RedFred

I DO need drugs to help me brush ice quicker

I had use Meldonium, nothing common with doping it is not have.

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02-19-2018, 06:39 AM

Originally posted by crucifissio

make no mistake about this, all pro athletes dope...you have never trained at the pro level and you do not know what wear and tear it does to the body....its not an option to not dope, recovery on steroids is miraculous...he just timed it badly so he got busted...

He plays curling. Not really a sport that takes extreme body building or anything.. Jesus christ..

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02-19-2018, 06:46 AM

Originally posted by crockett

He plays curling. Not really a sport that takes extreme body building or anything.. Jesus christ..

yes this is odd to say the least...

there is one physical sport where doping is actually counter productive, brazilian jiu jitsu...blood viscosity is increased and you can not grip your opponent because your forearms get so pumped that you lose grip power...also you get winded much faster and this is very bad in a fight...in grappling (no gi BJJ) it is productive but in BJJ you are pretty much fucked if you dope

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02-19-2018, 07:02 AM

Originally posted by Sarn

I had use Meldonium, nothing common with doping it is not have.

Dude, really, ask Prighozin for some English lessons...

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02-19-2018, 07:31 AM

Canadians are the best at Curling. And Hockey. And our girls are hotter. Sucks to be everyone else Bahahahha!
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02-19-2018, 08:12 AM

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Canadians are the best at Curling. And Hockey. And our girls are hotter. Sucks to be everyone else Bahahahha!

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02-19-2018, 08:59 AM

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02-19-2018, 10:45 AM

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Dude, really, ask Prighozin for some English lessons...

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02-19-2018, 11:15 AM

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Canadians are the best at Curling. And Hockey. And our girls are hotter. Sucks to be everyone else Bahahahha!

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02-19-2018, 11:40 AM

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Sarn has to dope up to get online. That's why nothing he says has ever made a bit of sense.

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02-19-2018, 02:10 PM

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So a Russian "athlete" was caught using steroids at The Olympics.

Steroids or Meldonium - a drug made to prevent ischemia and stroke? You - Americans are real imbeciles

That's not a sreoid and not a doping. That's a drug which cures heart diseases. Why you are so stupid, guys?

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02-19-2018, 04:13 PM

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02-19-2018, 04:33 PM

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02-19-2018, 07:19 PM

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Steroids or Meldonium - a drug made to prevent ischemia and stroke? You - Americans are real imbeciles

That's not a sreoid and not a doping. That's a drug which cures heart diseases. Why you are so stupid, guys?

OK Ivan sure sure. Totally plausible.

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02-19-2018, 07:52 PM

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02-19-2018, 08:14 PM

A Russian will find a way to cheat at rock paper scissors.

Cheating is like breathing for them. Whatever it takes to come out on top.
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02-19-2018, 08:22 PM

^ Russophobia in the American media is an entirely Jewish phenomenon, based on their perception of how their ancestors were historically treated in Russia.

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02-19-2018, 08:27 PM

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^ Russophobia in the American media is an entirely Jewish phenomenon, based on their perception of how their ancestors were historically treated in Russia.

Cut your dick off and convert, if you haven't already.

I have my own empirical evidence about Russians long before all this, so fuck off. I've had the displeasure of working with them twice for periods of time longer than I would like.
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02-19-2018, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by crucifissio

you have simply never trained at a pro or semi pro level and you do not know what you are talking about...injury and overtraining are your best friends...steroids are the magic wand even at micro doses...in and out of the system in a few days...super low chances of being detected even on a random test...exotic esters attached to testosterone derivates that can not be detected unless you are specifically looking for them and know what you are looking for up front...

its much easier than you think...

My brother tried out for the US ski team years ago. He tells me no one does this. The only people that do this are amateurs. The reason why is because if you are trying out for something serious and get caught, you are done.

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02-19-2018, 11:08 PM

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OK Ivan sure sure. Totally plausible.

Sure, idiot. Today you have learned something. So now you are 0.00000000001% less stupid than yesterday.

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02-19-2018, 11:13 PM

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^ Russophobia in the American media is an entirely Jewish phenomenon, based on their perception of how their ancestors were historically treated in Russia.

The most funny thing is that 1/3 of Israeli people are from Russia and Russian language is official there. Also the well-known Russian revolution of 1917 was made by Jews. Actually has Hitler started a war against the USSR because he believed that it's a country which is ruled by Jews, who he has hated - "Jew" and "commie" are synonyms in "Mein Kampf".

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02-19-2018, 11:22 PM

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i think that was only his second choice. if they would give him vodka it would work even better

Hello, clown. Vodka is officially considered as a doping, while Marijuana and Meth that are being used by the American athletes are not. You can smoke it freely and you will never be caught. But you can't take Russian pills that prevent heart attack and a stroke.

Meth makes your health better, while Meldonium kills you. Surprised?

These sexy people don't use Meldonium. They prefer the clean American product - best American athletes ever:

BTW, since Russians are known drinkers (people in Switzerland and Germany have no idea what alcohol is and they drink only water) and Meldonium also helps to not die during a hangover. It helps your blood system to deliver more oxygen to heart and brain. Do you know that some people die on the next day after a party with an alcohol? Most of them could survive if they took only two pills of Meldonium (that's a medical fact). So a pack of Meldonium pills for 304 rubles (about $5 US dollars) is sufficiently more effective than a $50 tablet of "Aspirin" (с) which will be given you by an American emergency doctor. Surprised again?

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02-19-2018, 11:29 PM

Originally posted by CyberSEO

Also the well-known Russian revolution of 1917 was made by Jews.

I knew that.

Actually has Hitler started a war against the USSR because he believed that it's a country which is ruled by Jews, who he has hated - "Jew" and "commie" are synonyms in "Mein Kampf".

Hitler didn't have a lifelong hatred of Jews.

He reached the same perception of Jews that many people have now. That they were pretending to be white, while always remaining conscious that they were a different people.
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02-19-2018, 11:32 PM

Originally posted by bronco67

I have my own empirical evidence about Russians long before all this, so fuck off. I've had the displeasure of working with them twice for periods of time longer than I would like.

Ah ok, I won't question your empirical evidence. But the media is obsessed with Russians.
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02-19-2018, 11:53 PM

bit shamed to admit all the olympics stuff is making me puke. summer and winter too. This is not about sports. this is about who can invent/use better drugs.. like tour de france. same thing.
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02-20-2018, 12:55 AM

Originally posted by Rochard

My brother tried out for the US ski team years ago. He tells me no one does this. The only people that do this are amateurs. The reason why is because if you are trying out for something serious and get caught, you are done.

doping is an institution...think lance armstrong...nobody will openly talk about it because its career over time...in reality random tests happen very seldom and you need 3-4 days MAX to clear...the odds of being caught are very slim and the US olympic team governing body is not exactly going to shoot itself in the foot by forcing stricter testing...this goes for all countries of course not just the USA..."we inspected ourselves and found nothing wrong"

I used to do 11 workouts in 6 days for years, trained at semi pro levels...trust me on this a few pills of a fast acting agent are a god send every now and then...it may not be full on doping but it gave me a huuuge advantage in recovery...

it is true that you are done if you get caught...but if you are not winning all the time you are also done...the window of peak performance lasts only a few years in most sports...

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02-20-2018, 03:23 AM

Originally posted by oppoten

Ah ok, I won't question your empirical evidence. But the media is obsessed with Russians.

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02-20-2018, 06:47 AM

Originally posted by oppoten

Hitler didn't have a lifelong hatred of Jews.

Of course he didn't. He wasn't estimate them as enemies till Jews weren't tried to start a commie revolution in Bavaria. Isn't that a known fact?

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02-20-2018, 06:48 AM

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02-20-2018, 08:10 AM

Originally posted by crucifissio

yes this is odd to say the least...

there is one physical sport where doping is actually counter productive, brazilian jiu jitsu...blood viscosity is increased and you can not grip your opponent because your forearms get so pumped that you lose grip power...also you get winded much faster and this is very bad in a fight...in grappling (no gi BJJ) it is productive but in BJJ you are pretty much fucked if you dope

Only certain AAS increase blood viscosity and red blood cell count.

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