Behavioral marketing be like :
It's been trending that we pretend we play in the sand here, and when you come by you might want to look around first, so why don't you play Tetris on our bank page, or watch a funny video about money streams... just to have you relaxed, make a click-ready doll off you, to flip, so you would become unaware you were actually doing a serious thing – looking to open a bank account.
Fuck off, really?
Who's behind that 'science', same retards who trust into mouse click density ?
It's been trending that we pretend we play in the sand here, and when you come by you might want to look around first, so why don't you play Tetris on our bank page, or watch a funny video about money streams... just to have you relaxed, make a click-ready doll off you, to flip, so you would become unaware you were actually doing a serious thing – looking to open a bank account.
Fuck off, really?
Who's behind that 'science', same retards who trust into mouse click density ?
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