OMG! I am turning white!

**nosey** · 03-20-2009, 12:53 AM

**emjay** · 03-20-2009, 12:57 AM

Hey Pat, can't have it all - at least you can now get into your car and drive North, East, South or West - enjoy your honeymoon back in 'civilisation' lol

**mule** · 03-20-2009, 01:01 AM

Originally posted by Pornopat

I just woke up and when I looked into the mirror I found out I waw turning white!
Seriously! This must be what living in cold and rainy Holland does to a man. I never had this living in the Caraibean.
My skin is so pale and it is way less shiney. OMG!
What is next? Will I lose my ability to dance? Will my penis shrink?

I am close to a panic attack here. I am turning white!

Damn, dude, you're gonna have to wear makeup on the 9th of April, or we won't recognise you

**l0lf4c3** · 03-20-2009, 03:14 AM

Originally posted by Pornopat

I just woke up and when I looked into the mirror I found out I waw turning white!
Seriously! This must be what living in cold and rainy Holland does to a man. I never had this living in the Caraibean.
My skin is so pale and it is way less shiney. OMG!
What is next? Will I lose my ability to dance? Will my penis shrink?

I am close to a panic attack here. I am turning white!

Cheer up, you'll become smarter and wont talk stupid things as above:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle2677098.ece

**Lilit** · 03-20-2009, 04:52 AM

LOL..are you sure your gf didn't put some light foundation on your skin when you slept?

Otherwise we can expect a new Michael Jackson I think... lol

**bobby666** · 03-20-2009, 05:00 AM

michael jackson can help you for shure

**kmanrox** · 03-20-2009, 05:03 AM

BVF is having the same issues!!! you should hit him up and conjure up a final solution!

**Bogune** · 03-20-2009, 07:52 AM

LMAO! sick ur living in Netherlands though, I'm actually thinking of moving there in July. I got nothing to worry about..im as white as they get :P

**John-ACWM** · 03-20-2009, 08:53 AM

LOL you're hilarious

**The Seduction of Art** · 03-20-2009, 10:07 AM

Relax and prepare to embrace square dancing.

**Reak AGV** · 03-20-2009, 10:08 AM

HELP!! You're turning white!!!

OMG! I am turning white!

OMG! I am turning white!

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