Ever get hicups so bad that you almost become suicidal?

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  • wtfent
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    • Nov 2003
    • 3790
    #1

    Ever get hicups so bad that you almost become suicidal?

    For the last day and a half I have got the hicups about 7-8 times lasting from 20 minutes to almost two hours. We have all had hicups before but man I have never had them like this, shit is crazy. After a 1/2 hour or so you get a headache, stomach feels like shit and you start feeling like you're going crazy, having my daughter with me trying to talk to me did not make it any better. At one point I almost wished I had a gun so I could just make it stop. Yea i know this sounds crazy but shit its a first for me.

    Maybe I just ate something funky but if this continues for another day or two I'm going to the doctors.
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    • Rick Diculous
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      • Jul 2008
      • 2384
      #2
      Ever try putting a frozen spoon on your forehead for 1 minute? Sounds weird but these grandma remedies work!

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        • _Richard_
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          • Oct 2006
          • 30989
          #3
          someone told me once to think about every meal you have had previously.. so dinner, lunch, breakfast for today, then yesterday etc

          only time it doesn't work is for beer hiccups

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            • mozadek
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              • Feb 2008
              • 1325
              #4
              Have someone drop a coconut on your head, that will get rid of the hiccups.

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                • Profits of Doom
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                  • Feb 2004
                  • 4978
                  #5
                  Originally posted by wtfent
                  having my daughter with me trying to talk to me did not make it any better. At one point I almost wished I had a gun so I could just make it stop.
                  It's only hiccups, bro, no need to shoot your daughter...
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                    • Diomed
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                      • Jan 2009
                      • 6167
                      #6
                      Yeah I can totally understand,

                      I have a sick temper but it only surfaces so often.

                      When I get the hiccups and they don't go away accordingly, I go ape shit.. My refrigerator is my fail safe punching bag for my ape shit moments.. walls are a bitch to get re-painted after you hole them up and can't match the paint.
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                        • baddog
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                          • Apr 2001
                          • 107089
                          #7
                          I have a fool-proof way of getting rid of them so, no. Never.

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                            • HeavenLeeGoddess
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                              • Jan 2006
                              • 428
                              #8
                              Next time take a deep breath, plug your ears, swallow three times, exhale.
                              I am no ANGEL

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                                • fetisher
                                  Registered User
                                  • Mar 2009
                                  • 18
                                  #9
                                  That sucks. Try holding your breath as long as you can next time you get them. Also look for remedies on google for ones that work best for you. Good luck

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                                    • Spunky
                                      I need a beer
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 133978
                                      #10
                                      Get them after I'm wasted after too many shots and beers.fuckin blows

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                                        • BusterBunny
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                                          • Aug 2005
                                          • 19291
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Profits of Doom
                                          It's only hiccups, bro, no need to shoot your daughter...
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                                            • 2012
                                              So Fucking What
                                              • Jul 2006
                                              • 17189
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by mozadek
                                              Have someone drop a coconut on your head, that will get rid of the hiccups.
                                              lol, that or have someone punch you in the stomach
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                                                • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 14809
                                                  #13
                                                  I had the hiccups for over 24 hours once, nothing worked, I thought I was going to go completely insane.

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                                                    • wtfent
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                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                      • 3790
                                                      #14
                                                      My stoner friend just suggested a fat bong rip, he says it has something to do with the smoke going in your lungs if you hold it in for a good second.
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                                                        • wtfent
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                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Rick Diculous
                                                          Ever try putting a frozen spoon on your forehead for 1 minute? Sounds weird but these grandma remedies work!
                                                          Damn dude are you kidding me, here I thought this was really something to help me, FUCK YOU!!! Shit dude, I'm in fuckin pain. Damn it. I have a fuckin spoon on my head as we speak, my chick says put hot water on it but I don't want it to go in my eyes. Some people are such jerks on GFY.
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                                                            • wtfent
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                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Profits of Doom
                                                              It's only hiccups, bro, no need to shoot your daughter...
                                                              Glad i'm not a celebrity, that could totally be put out of context.

                                                              But for reals don't even joke, that's my little baby girl.
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                                                                • Diezel Jim
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                                                                  • Mar 2009
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Squeeze and hold the tip of either pinkie (an acu-pressure point) for a while, as you continue breathing normally.

                                                                  Of course I'm no doctor, but it works everytime. Even if it fails for you, at least it's more efficient than getting a spoon, glass of water, sugar -- and all those other bullshit remedies that require objects you might not have handy when hiccups strike.
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                                                                    • Rochard
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                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                      • 75761
                                                                      #18
                                                                      1. Start by inhaling through your mouth until your lungs feel full (when it feels like you cannot inhale any more). For overall best results, try to do this as quickly as you can. DO NOT LET ANY AIR OUT.
                                                                      2. Swallow. You are not really swallowing anything but it seems thatwithout this act, it doesn’t work. DO NOT LET ANY AIR OUT.
                                                                      3. Now inhale some more. You don’t need to inhale a lot, but do get some more air in. It will start to get difficult to do this as you go, but keep trying. You obviously can’t suck in as much air as you did initially, but just a little will do (think of it as taking a “sip” of air). DO NOT LET ANY AIR OUT.
                                                                      4. Swallow again. This too will start to get difficult as you go. DO NOT LET ANY AIR OUT.
                                                                      5. Repeat steps 3 and 4 until you cannot swallow again. While it seems you can almost always suck in just a little more air, it is the swallowing that gets to be impossible. When you feel like you cannot swallow again, swallow again anyway. It will be hard to do, your face will probably turn red, and you may make squeaking sounds. But you CAN swallow one last time. By this time, your lungs should also be quite full and it should be difficult to get much more air in as well. While you should try not to let any air out, if you have really repeated steps 3 and 4 as many times as you can, you probably will end up letting a little out before you can take that last swallow. If you find that air keeps escaping out of your nose even early in the process, try squeezing it shut with your fingers.
                                                                      6. Exhale.
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                                                                        • Monty1969
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                                                                          • Jan 2009
                                                                          • 85
                                                                          #19
                                                                          i heard hiccups is an atavism that been helping our amphibia ancestors to switch from lung breath to gills. So don't try to breath with gills.

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                                                                            • John-ACWM
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                                                                              • Nov 2008
                                                                              • 20060
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Profits of Doom
                                                                              It's only hiccups, bro, no need to shoot your daughter...

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                                                                                • INever
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                                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                                  • 4028
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I once heard a guy on National Public Radio (back when I listened) who had hiccups forever. His whole life. Never went away.

                                                                                  My suggestion: Try hippie medicine. Herbs, acupuncture, Burning Man, etc.
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                                                                                    • hypedough
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by wtfent
                                                                                      My stoner friend just suggested a fat bong rip, he says it has something to do with the smoke going in your lungs if you hold it in for a good second.
                                                                                      It's worth a try... at least you won't be suicidal anymore guaranteed

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                                                                                        • Deesnuts
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          concentrate , grasshopper

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                                                                                            • MetaMan
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                                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                                              • 28682
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              put a nice big cock in your mouth and suck it down until it explodes, its called "hicup juice".

                                                                                              same method works for constipation.

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                                                                                                • The Duck
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                                                                                                  • May 2005
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                  I have a fool-proof way of getting rid of them so, no. Never.
                                                                                                  I think he could use your ways right about now.
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                                                                                                    • Quagmire
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                                                                                                      • Jul 2005
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Diomed
                                                                                                      Yeah I can totally understand,

                                                                                                      I have a sick temper but it only surfaces so often.

                                                                                                      When I get the hiccups and they don't go away accordingly, I go ape shit.. My refrigerator is my fail safe punching bag for my ape shit moments.. walls are a bitch to get re-painted after you hole them up and can't match the paint.
                                                                                                      http://therapists.psychologytoday.com/rms/

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                                                                                                        • WinstonTriplexcash
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                                                                                                          • May 2007
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Hiccups is when muscles controlling your diaphram get bad signals from the brain, spasms. Your brain is misfiring messages. putting a paper bag over your mouth and nose is a way to distract your brain and then hopefully reboot the system. For really bad hiccups you will need a major distraction for your brain. Is ther a place where you can bungie off nearby? Try that or something similiarly thrilling like a roller coaster.

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                                                                                                            • kektex
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                                                                                                              • Mar 2005
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              I recently had the hiccups for 3 days. It drove me fucking crazy.
                                                                                                              In the end I went to the doctor and he almos slapped me for not going in earlier.

                                                                                                              He put me on an Irtopan iv and that did the trick . Don't know if you have that in the US.

                                                                                                              Go to the doctor. Really. He told me it's pretty common and kinda dangerous because that means the muscles in your diaphragm are in a constant spasm.
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                                                                                                                • HorseShit
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                                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                  • 17513
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                                  put a nice big cock in your mouth and suck it down until it explodes, its called "hicup juice".

                                                                                                                  same method works for constipation.
                                                                                                                  pretty much what I was going to say

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                                                                                                                    • dig420
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                                                                                                                      • May 2001
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      this works every time - no lie, EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!

                                                                                                                      Get a big glass of water. Take ten gulps of water without breathing in between gulps.

                                                                                                                      No more hiccups. I promise.

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                                                                                                                        • LiveDose
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                                                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                          • 25792
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                                          put a nice big cock in your mouth and suck it down until it explodes, its called "hicup juice".

                                                                                                                          same method works for constipation.
                                                                                                                          LOL, I'm going to use that on my wife next ime she gets them...

                                                                                                                          Hicup juice.

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