Chuck Norris: "I May Run For President of Texas"

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  • After Shock Media
    It's coming look busy
    • Mar 2001
    • 35299
    #51
    Assuming Texas did leave the US and become its own country, just how long do you think it would take before it was just Mexico version 2.

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      • fuzzylogic
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2004
        • 4796
        #52
        Originally posted by After Shock Media
        Assuming Texas did leave the US and become its own country, just how long do you think it would take before it was just Mexico version 2.
        ohh.. 50-100 years? it might be a good idea for the US to let texas go. there might be a huge surge of climate change refuges from mexico and central america flooding north and a country of texas can serve as a buffer.

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          • Vexes
            #53
            The Republic of Texas will rise again.

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              • baddog
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 107089
                #54
                Originally posted by fuzzylogic
                is it true that conan obrien's use of the walker ranger lever is responsible for chuck's rise from obscurity?
                I have known of Chuck Norris prior to 1969.

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                  • baddog
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 107089
                    #55
                    Originally posted by fuzzylogic
                    ohh.. 5-10 years? it might be a good idea for the US to let texas go. there might be a huge surge of climate change refuges from mexico and central america flooding north and a country of texas can serve as a buffer.
                    Fixed it for you. Everything else was fine.

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                      • Corona
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                        • Feb 2002
                        • 2185
                        #56
                        What happened to republicans? They have become unhinged.
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                          • stonehammer
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 1430
                            #57
                            Originally posted by baddog
                            I have known of Chuck Norris prior to 1969.
                            he actually fought with bruce lee back then !
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                              • martinsc
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Jun 2005
                                • 27043
                                #58
                                Originally posted by Snake Doctor
                                Chuck Norris won't run for President of Texas.

                                Texas will run for Chuck Norris.

                                When Chuck Norris becomes President of Texas, the world will then have 2 superpowers.
                                Texas, and Chuck Norris.
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                                  • SomeCreep
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                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 26118
                                    #59

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                                      • directfiesta
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 30266
                                        #60
                                        So he would be an " insurgent " , an " enemy combattant " ????

                                        Could go to Gitmo, and be president there ....
                                        I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                                        But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                                          • directfiesta
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 30266
                                            #61



                                            I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                                            But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                                              • baddog
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Apr 2001
                                                • 107089
                                                #62
                                                Originally posted by stonehammer
                                                he actually fought with bruce lee back then !
                                                I did not recall when I first became familiar with him, I just know that I met him in 1969 and knew who he was. So pretty sure Conan had little to do with his fame since he was only 6 in '69.

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                                                  • dyna mo
                                                    just a fucking jerk
                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                    • 68505
                                                    #63
                                                    Originally posted by baddog
                                                    I have known of Chuck Norris prior to 1969.
                                                    he's referring to this

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                                                      • seeandsee
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                                                        • Mar 2006
                                                        • 50945
                                                        #64
                                                        Originally posted by directfiesta



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                                                          • fuzzylogic
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                            • 4796
                                                            #65
                                                            Originally posted by baddog
                                                            Fixed it for you. Everything else was fine.
                                                            thanks.
                                                            you really think it will be only 5-10 years before it begins??

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                                                              • who
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Aug 2003
                                                                • 19593
                                                                #66
                                                                Chuck Norris ... Arnold Schwarzenfuckihahahahahaha, Who is next... this guy??/


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                                                                  • davidd
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                                    • 1076
                                                                    #67
                                                                    Originally posted by Davey Jones
                                                                    Holy crap, he's serious? I thought it was some sort of joke. Revolution over Obama's presidency? I take it these people are completely alienated from reality? Every day I'm a little more glad I don't live in America.

                                                                    did anyone tell Chuck that he's just an actor and not really a kick ass commando? maybe like Reagan he doesn't know this.
                                                                    Yes, he is serious... as are a lot of other people.

                                                                    The country is too big to be "managed" out of one central location. This is not a Republican/Democrat thing... This is a "fuck the central government" thing.
                                                                    Last edited by davidd; 03-14-2009, 08:50 PM.

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                                                                      • StickyGreen
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                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                        • 13076
                                                                        #68
                                                                        Originally posted by Davey Jones
                                                                        Holy crap, he's serious? I thought it was some sort of joke. Revolution over Obama's presidency? I take it these people are completely alienated from reality? Every day I'm a little more glad I don't live in America.
                                                                        Damn you're thick.

                                                                        The federal government has been heading down the same path for years now, it's not just because of Obama becoming president.
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                                                                          • Rangermoore
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                                                                            • Jan 2009
                                                                            • 1541
                                                                            #69
                                                                            Chuck IS THE MAN!

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                                                                              • GirlBri
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                                                                                • Mar 2009
                                                                                • 214
                                                                                #70
                                                                                yea, if he does, we're fucked.

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                                                                                  • baddog
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                                    • 107089
                                                                                    #71
                                                                                    Originally posted by fuzzylogic
                                                                                    thanks.
                                                                                    you really think it will be only 5-10 years before it begins??
                                                                                    If they seceded? Hell, some of the border towns there look like Mexico already.

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                                                                                      • SLOWDOWN ILL CUM TOO FAST
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                                                                                        • Jan 2006
                                                                                        • 205
                                                                                        #72
                                                                                        chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open
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                                                                                          • beemk
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                                                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                                                            • 20829
                                                                                            #73
                                                                                            Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
                                                                                            If Texas really wanted to go I'd volunteer to head down with a Ditch Witch and help cut them loose and push them into the gulf.

                                                                                            (Apologies to LAJ.)
                                                                                            you should know better than to break the law in texas, chuck norris WILL catch you!

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                                                                                              • jimmy-3-way
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                                                • 3861
                                                                                                #74
                                                                                                Originally posted by beemk
                                                                                                you should know better than to break the law in texas, chuck norris WILL catch you!

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