Job Opening at Torbe Cash - Photo Editor Needed ASAP. We have an image virus!!

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  • Socks
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 8475

    #1

    Job Opening at Torbe Cash - Photo Editor Needed ASAP. We have an image virus!!

    Hi, there is currently an opening for a photo editor position with Torbe Cash. Unfortunately we have been attacked by the Trojan.Generic.Rotate.On.This virus which has left us with a headache among other things.

    Successful applicant must be able to rotate pictures clockwise and counter-clockwise.

    Experience with counter-clockwise rotation a plus.

    We operate on a strict wont ask don't tell policy, your trade secrets will be safe with us.

    Applicants with no picture rotation experience will be considered, but you must be willing to work with your head cocked sideways and/or resting on your shoulder.

    Please contact with your resume and perhaps some photos you have successfully rotated in the past. You may also edit one of our "affected" pictures below.

    This virus has left over 60% of the images in our members area in a permanent state of sideways. Our members are complaining of neck and back pains, and an inability to masturbate effectively.

    Serious applicants only please!!




    Last edited by Eric; 03-10-2009, 08:26 AM.
  • polish_aristocrat
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2002
    • 40377

    #2
    I don't use ICQ anymore.

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    • HorseShit
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 17513

      #3
      Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

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      • THY
        Confirmed User
        • May 2002
        • 351

        #4
        alright thats indeed funny i have to give you that... but please remove my email because some ppl didnt take it as a joke and im getting job proposals... and im not planning to fire my employee... yet

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        • hypedough
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2007
          • 3743

          #5
          Wow this is pretty good LOL

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          • CaptainHowdy
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2004
            • 94151

            #6
            Send this to your affiliates...

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            • AnniKN
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2008
              • 1682

              #7
              lol, I figured it was a humorous way of announcing the gruntiest of works

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              • Mutt
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Sep 2002
                • 34431

                #8
                i don't get it - is this some kind of inside joke?
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                • munki
                  Do Fun Shit.
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 13393

                  #9
                  Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

                  I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                  • Socks
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2002
                    • 8475

                    #10
                    Originally posted by THY
                    alright thats indeed funny i have to give you that... but please remove my email because some ppl didnt take it as a joke and im getting job proposals... and im not planning to fire my employee... yet
                    hehe... Sorry don't think I can edit our your e-mail address, you'll just have to put up with some image rotation consultations.

                    Besides, you need them right? You sure have a lot of rotating to do.

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                    • Oracle Porn
                      Affiliate
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 24433

                      #11
                      all you need is to install the virus again 3 times and they will be as good as new


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                      • seeric
                        ..........
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 41917

                        #12
                        torbe is a funny mother fucker.

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                        • notime
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 8027

                          #13
                          It's working fine here, no PIC problems on:
                          http://www.descargadvd.es/site/c10006_torbe.html
                          Must be Torbe's glasses

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                          • Sexyblogger
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 4041

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Socks
                            fuck me !!!
                            no sig at this time

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                            • Fletch XXX
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                              • Jan 2002
                              • 60840

                              #15
                              good thread

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                              • nikki99
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                                • Nov 2004
                                • 23072

                                #16
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                                • RRRED
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 6754

                                  #17
                                  Thy!!! It's been ages! Wanna do a small trade or something? I'm going over the tgps as we speak. I'm sure we could fit you in. I looked at some of the sites. It's come a long way.

                                  Let's do something.

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                                  • Odie
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2003
                                    • 7040

                                    #18
                                    talk about a blast from the past....
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                                    • Puremeds-J
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2008
                                      • 939

                                      #19
                                      my neck hurts

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                                      • SilentKnight
                                        Megan Fox's fluffer
                                        • Oct 2005
                                        • 24812

                                        #20
                                        I've solved the rotation virus.

                                        A little fine-tuning on the aesthetics should do the trick.


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                                        • sarettah
                                          see you later, I'm gone
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 14364

                                          #21
                                          Dear Sirs (or Maams as the case may be),

                                          Please consider this my application.



                                          Thank You

                                          P.S. I can do counter clockwise too.
                                          All cookies cleared!

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                                          • wild_jayx

                                            #22
                                            cool

                                            look great now lol!

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                                            • Socks
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2002
                                              • 8475

                                              #23
                                              So everyone understands, this is what half the pictures look like at Torbe's various sites... sideways... They could probably rotate ALL the pictures counter clockwise, and get better results..

                                              Furthermore, the end of this ZIP I downloaded has 3 pictures of this girl's drivers license. As do most all of the other sets on this site.

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                                              • Socks
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • May 2002
                                                • 8475

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                I've solved the rotation virus.

                                                A little fine-tuning on the aesthetics should do the trick.


                                                Dude you just put your own site logo on someone else's content...

                                                Quick, pull it down before you get arrested!!!!

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                                                • SBJ
                                                  So Fucking Fabulous
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 11377

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Socks
                                                  So everyone understands, this is what half the pictures look like at Torbe's various sites... sideways... They could probably rotate ALL the pictures counter clockwise, and get better results..

                                                  Furthermore, the end of this ZIP I downloaded has 3 pictures of this girl's drivers license. As do most all of the other sets on this site.

                                                  no shit?!? I'd be pissed off big time if i found out my IDs were posted inside a site like this..

                                                  This might have turned from a joke thread to a drama thread if any of his past models reads this board

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                                                  • EthnicLover
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                                                    • Feb 2007
                                                    • 1584

                                                    #26
                                                    Funny stuff.


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                                                    • ExLust
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                                                      • Aug 2008
                                                      • 3223

                                                      #27
                                                      hahaha, funny!

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                                                      • blonda80
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                                                        • May 2006
                                                        • 10959

                                                        #28
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