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NEVER Lend Money to Women (STORY) (PICS)

03-09-2009, 10:05 AM

So I'm relaxing and chatting on the phone with my business partner when this chick Katarina stops by to pay me back the money she owes me. A few weeks ago I lent her $1,000 so she could buy shoes, dildos, or whatever else it is that women spend their money on. I figured she was good for it and she'd be able to pay me back without any unpleasantness.

However, she had a concerned look on her face and when she slapped the cash into my hand I could feel why. It was light. Too light. I told my biz partner I'd call him back so I could focus my attention to the situation at hand....

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03-09-2009, 10:07 AM

I've loaned about $100 to a women only once, and she paid me back with sexual activities

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03-09-2009, 10:23 AM

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03-09-2009, 10:24 AM

Seriously, only $200!? Does she think I can't do math? $1000 loaned minus $200 returned equals $800 that she still owes me. I'm a nice guy... I make silly faces at the puppies in the pet store window, I give quarters to the bums, and I even cut my 80 year old neighbor's lawn... but there's just something about money that brings out the worst in me.

More than angry, I was disappointed. I felt betrayed. I felt let down. I felt like my confidence in humanity had been undermined, and I didn't know what to do. But I did know one thing: I'd be getting my money, or something of equal value....

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03-09-2009, 10:27 AM

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03-09-2009, 10:29 AM

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03-09-2009, 10:34 AM

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03-09-2009, 10:35 AM

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03-09-2009, 10:50 AM

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03-09-2009, 10:53 AM

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03-09-2009, 10:53 AM

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03-09-2009, 10:59 AM

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03-09-2009, 11:02 AM

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03-09-2009, 11:06 AM

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03-09-2009, 11:09 AM

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03-09-2009, 11:11 AM

Oh yes, business at its best! James pays off the remainder of what Katarina owes me, and Katarina uses that tight, teen body to pay back James. Now, I know what you're all thinking: why didn't I just fuck Katarina for what she owed me? Why the triangle? Why hand her off like a prostitute? My answer: because I'm a .

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03-09-2009, 11:25 AM

Who would pay $800 for that? I mean come on. You could take a dump on a high class hooker for that much money
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03-09-2009, 11:26 AM

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03-09-2009, 11:45 AM

This storyline is worthy of an excellent critical reception and nominations for many awards.

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03-09-2009, 11:56 AM

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03-09-2009, 12:07 PM

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03-09-2009, 12:37 PM

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03-09-2009, 12:45 PM

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03-09-2009, 02:47 PM

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03-09-2009, 03:01 PM

lame story...
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03-09-2009, 03:03 PM

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03-09-2009, 03:06 PM

great thread such a departure from the normal bs and drama, a fun read at last

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03-09-2009, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by Sands

Seriously, only $200!? Does she think I can't do math? $1000 loaned minus $200 returned equals $800 that she still owes me. I'm a nice guy... I make silly faces at the puppies in the pet store window, I give quarters to the bums, and I even cut my 80 year old neighbor's lawn... but there's just something about money that brings out the worst in me.

More than angry, I was disappointed. I felt betrayed. I felt let down. I felt like my confidence in humanity had been undermined, and I didn't know what to do. But I did know one thing: I'd be getting my money, or something of equal value....

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03-09-2009, 05:22 PM

Originally posted by BVF

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03-09-2009, 05:36 PM

I've got lost on this one.... Who took the money?

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