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Watchmen was FUCKING RETARDED

03-09-2009, 08:34 AM

stupid story, way too long, shitty boring characters, it goes on and on. all that went through my haed come the end was "thank fucking god it's over". I'm sorry if you're a fan, but you're a god damned idiot if that's the case. Buckets of fake blood, dark lighting, a couple weak nudie scenes, and some low throaty voiced narration does not always work out to be a great movie. This is a prime example. Why the fuck was everyone hyping this heap of crap again?

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03-09-2009, 08:35 AM

But you liked the glowing blue cock right?

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03-09-2009, 08:36 AM

Originally posted by candyflip

But you liked the glowing blue cock right?

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03-09-2009, 08:37 AM

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03-09-2009, 08:38 AM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

Oh you know it.

What's not to love, right?

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03-09-2009, 08:40 AM

If you went in there looking for a regular superhero movie of course you were going to be disappointed.
I think it was nice and gorey, and the characters were plenty fucked up, which was the whole point.
I also thought the fight scenes were well done. Good, practical fight choreography, good time, interesting camera angles. It was way better than X-Men 3

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03-09-2009, 08:45 AM

Originally posted by DrChango

If you went in there looking for a regular superhero movie of course you were going to be disappointed.
I think it was nice and gorey, and the characters were plenty fucked up, which was the whole point.
I also thought the fight scenes were well done. Good, practical fight choreography, good time, interesting camera angles. It was way better than X-Men 3

I didn't go into it expecting the typical comic book superhero story, i went into it expecting a story. which i was completely let down on. the writing was beyond weak on so many levels. i love gorey twisted movies. i thought this was going to be good, but it was just a fat load of fail. it was terrible. though i'm sure it will sell on the mass of idiots who don't care as long as there's blood, and some moody lighting. the charcters were weakly developed and boring as fuck.

visually it was ok, but the writers need to be taken out in the alleyway and offed execution style...
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03-09-2009, 09:18 AM

What a surprise. </sarcasm>
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03-09-2009, 09:20 AM

I keep hearing really bad reviews.
Was it that bad ?

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03-09-2009, 09:22 AM

Originally posted by JimmiDean

I keep hearing really bad reviews.
Was it that bad ?

Yes it was pretty much fucking awful. Unless you're an angsty 15 year old who dresses himself at hot topic, in which case, that shit was SO CASH...

Might have saved itself some had the editors cut an hour off the two and a half painful hours in lasted.
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03-09-2009, 09:29 AM

Originally posted by DrChango

was way better than X-Men 3

Uhhhh has there ever been a film made that WASN'T better than x3?

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03-09-2009, 09:30 AM

Originally posted by gornyhuy

Uhhhh has there ever been a film made that WASN'T better than x3?

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03-09-2009, 09:38 AM

Yea it was pretty long, but it stayed true to the comic. =/

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03-09-2009, 09:40 AM

Originally posted by Meeper

Yea it was pretty long, but it stayed true to the comic. =/

never read the comic, i'm lead to believe it probably sucked too if this is the case...
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03-09-2009, 09:44 AM

yah thats what i heard it sucked
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03-09-2009, 10:00 AM

I'll see it anyway,no great expectations

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03-09-2009, 10:01 AM

I actually liked Watchmen

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03-09-2009, 10:18 AM

really getting tired of comic book flicks, people in stupid outfits with special powers is just childish as fuck....
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03-09-2009, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by DrChango

If you went in there looking for a regular superhero movie of course you were going to be disappointed.
I think it was nice and gorey, and the characters were plenty fucked up, which was the whole point.
I also thought the fight scenes were well done. Good, practical fight choreography, good time, interesting camera angles. It was way better than X-Men 3

I saw it last night. I liked it. very different, thats why i liked it.

Would i buy the DVD? nope.

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03-09-2009, 11:43 AM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

I'm sorry if you're a fan, but you're a god damned idiot if that's the case.

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03-09-2009, 11:44 AM

I heard there is a lot of Illuminati symbolism threw out the movie.. Also the story plot contains New World Order propaganda in it too.
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