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03-08-2009, 07:50 PM

I just needed someone to escort me and pay for evrything. And each member of your family are better lovers than you.

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03-08-2009, 07:50 PM

I was just using you for sex

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#53

03-08-2009, 07:57 PM

You're a nice guy...

Originally posted by MetaMan

nothing worse then a chick whos mom is their best friend they spill all of their problems to their mother and it is annoying as fuck.

not to mention the mom will be looking at all problems from a parents perspective.

i left a long term relationship because of this, the chick couldnt seem to understand our problems are our business.

I've been married once 16 yrs ago and the ex would call her mom every night and ask what they were having for dinner and atleast 2 or 3 nights a week we'd have dinner at her mom's.. that pissed me off so much cause back then i use to like to cook and hated how much of a role her mother played in our marriage

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03-08-2009, 08:00 PM

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#55

03-08-2009, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by Silent Bob Jedi

You're a nice guy...

I've been married once 16 yrs ago and the ex would call her mom every night and ask what they were having for dinner and atleast 2 or 3 nights a week we'd have dinner at her mom's.. that pissed me off so much cause back then i use to like to cook and hated how much of a role her mother played in our marriage

i am a nice guy, it is immature to involve people in your relationship problems. especially someone that is biased like a mother.

you should of put your foot down. i know i dont put up with the bullshit.
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03-08-2009, 08:23 PM

I love you but pay my bills

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#57

03-08-2009, 08:27 PM

sounds like metaman is sober today
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#58

03-08-2009, 08:28 PM

Originally posted by RageCash-Ben

sounds like metaman is sober today

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03-08-2009, 08:31 PM

"I want you to shit on my chest".

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03-08-2009, 08:33 PM

Originally posted by Diomed

"I want you to shit on my chest".

What's wrong with that

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#61

03-09-2009, 05:34 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

"hi honey the girls night out is going great" *male voices in the background*

as for problems with a girl that spills everything out to her mother... I'm going through some shit like this at the moment. I'm not sure how long our relationship will be able to handle this.

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03-09-2009, 06:02 AM

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#63

03-09-2009, 06:50 AM

Originally posted by mmcfadden

i'll second that one... it may be a couple words but damn... a mothernlaw is the equal to all that sucks the vision and power out of a relationship

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03-09-2009, 06:54 AM

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03-09-2009, 06:56 AM

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#66

03-09-2009, 06:59 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

nothing worse then a chick whos mom is their best friend they spill all of their problems to their mother and it is annoying as fuck.

not to mention the mom will be looking at all problems from a parents perspective.

i left a long term relationship because of this, the chick couldnt seem to understand our problems are our business.

I just figured it is best not to talk to my wife's mom and things are much better now that she is not talking to me.
she tried to manipulate and control our relationship but i wouldn't let her.
now it is much better because she minds her own business and doesn't get it the way of things.
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03-09-2009, 07:09 AM

What is the worst thing a woman can say to you?

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03-09-2009, 07:09 AM

Let's not have sex yet... Let's talk a little first....!!

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#69

03-09-2009, 07:18 AM

We never talk anymore...

("WE" never do, but she sure as hell does)

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03-09-2009, 07:51 AM

Originally posted by EricV

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#71

03-09-2009, 07:55 AM

"No way will i sign a prenup agreement!"
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#72

03-09-2009, 07:56 AM

Originally posted by 420

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#73

03-09-2009, 08:23 AM

Originally posted by Raf1

as for problems with a girl that spills everything out to her mother... I'm going through some shit like this at the moment. I'm not sure how long our relationship will be able to handle this.

id kick her to the curb if she doesnt change, nothing worse then a bored mother in law that has to much time on her hands so they spend their time poking their nose in your business.

their relationship advice will 99% of the time be bad, they are from a different generation.
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03-09-2009, 08:34 AM

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#75

03-09-2009, 08:36 AM

i love you

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#76

03-09-2009, 09:34 AM

"i love you"
"I'm bored"
"I'm calling my husband"
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03-09-2009, 09:47 AM

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#78

03-09-2009, 09:50 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

"i am going out to coffee with an ex do you mind?"

Originally posted by MetaMan

"hi honey the girls night out is going great" *male voices in the background*

Originally posted by MetaMan

"all my single girlfriends are taking a trip to vegas do you think i should join them?"

Jesus man, did the GFY playboy get fucked over recently or what? You sound like a little jealous tool.
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#79

03-09-2009, 09:52 AM

can my mom watch!
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#80

03-09-2009, 09:55 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

Ill start:

"my mother is my best friend"

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#81

03-09-2009, 09:57 AM

Originally posted by ahoy

Jesus man, did the GFY playboy get fucked over recently or what? You sound like a little jealous tool.

here is a tip

STOP TAKING LIFE SO FUCKING SERIOUSLY.

man i am on cloud 9 lately and you cant bring me down with your haterism.

GET YOUR BACK UP OFF THE WALL.

guarantee you are one of those losers at the club who sits there and scopes and make fun of everyone for having fun.

you are the type of dude who will ignore these signs and stick with a chick "because you love her" you are a pathetic human being.
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#82

03-09-2009, 09:58 AM

"my ex boyfriend gets out of jail today"
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03-09-2009, 09:59 AM

The worst is when they start spilling the beans to you about some other dude that fucks them over and treats them like shit bla bla bla and you like the girl yourself..
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03-09-2009, 10:02 AM

"MetaMan's dick is bigger."
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03-09-2009, 10:10 AM

"My Ex.... "
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03-09-2009, 10:17 AM

"My mom says your a player."

"One of my friends from school (Insert Guy's Name Here) wants to get lunch, he is only a friend."

continuing from previous one "Oh we are just friends, he talks to me about how his girlfriend treats him wrong and how you are so lucky to have me"

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03-09-2009, 10:27 AM

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03-09-2009, 10:43 AM

Nobody has said "I do" yet?
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03-09-2009, 10:48 AM

"You drink to much"
"Take out the trash"
"It's five in the morning, where have you been?"
"My parents are coming to town."
"I'm late........3 weeks late"
"The stove is broke."

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03-09-2009, 10:49 AM

Originally posted by jmcb420

"You drink to much"
"Take out the trash"
"It's five in the morning, where have you been?"
"My parents are coming to town."
"I'm late........3 weeks late"
"The stove is broke."

"the stove is broke" actually made me laugh the most.

"im late" have heard that to many times. i have heard this one also.

"i want to have your baby one day"
then nexttime u r having sex with them
"cum in me"

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#91

03-09-2009, 10:50 AM

meta man fucked me so now your dick is too small and white
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#92

03-09-2009, 10:50 AM

"Lets spend some time together doing fun things"
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#93

03-09-2009, 10:54 AM

"im a picky eater"

cant stand that!
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#94

03-09-2009, 10:55 AM

I lied when I said your cock was big.
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#95

03-09-2009, 10:55 AM

"it's ok, looks arent very important to me"

I stole that from Seinfeld, but it's funny.

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#96

03-09-2009, 12:14 PM

"I wont do it yet, i want to get to know you better first!"
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#97

03-09-2009, 12:20 PM

Originally posted by loopardo

I like you as a friend

I hate that line, worst ever.

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#98

03-09-2009, 12:22 PM

"i dont give blowjobs"

i have never had this happen but i have heard of some dyke wannabes who say this.
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03-09-2009, 12:25 PM

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