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Annoying scene end jerk offs - your opinion?

03-04-2009, 03:14 PM

well, how come when a scene ends, its always the same
boring shit? (99%) the guy unplugs his dick, she gets down
on her knees and then he stands there wanking like a dork
in some cases it takes up to 3 minutes until he finally blows
his load ... aint that just pure bullshit to look at? serious,
the guys are pros; why cant they hold back til the very
last moment and then spew their juice over her tummy,
pussy, ass, chest or whatever? why oh WHY always that
boring facial shit? i really dont get it ...

anyone the same opinion?

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03-04-2009, 03:15 PM

Yea, always hated that about porn. If watching a guy jerk himself off made me horny, I'd just stare at myself in the mirror while I did it.
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03-04-2009, 03:17 PM

Yup - sucks

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03-04-2009, 03:19 PM

Originally posted by BradM

Yea, always hated that about porn. If watching a guy jerk himself off made me horny, I'd just stare at myself in the mirror while I did it.

damn rite!

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03-04-2009, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by BradM

Yea, always hated that about porn. If watching a guy jerk himself off made me horny, I'd just stare at myself in the mirror while I did it.

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03-04-2009, 03:22 PM

Yeah i agree, seeing the dude spill his Mustard all over her face every scene gets old quick, and fuck, that never happens, rarely anywayz... a Blow on the body works pretty well, I agree with ole Braveeeeee D...

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03-04-2009, 03:22 PM

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03-04-2009, 03:23 PM

Totally lame. Sometimes there's some entertainment value to watching the chick look around the room, check the time and fix her hair while he's wacking, though.

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03-04-2009, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle

Totally lame. Sometimes there's some entertainment value to watching the chick look around the room, check the time and fix her hair while he's wacking, though.

hahaha yeah, and even sometimes enough time to read the script for the next scene before the current guys blows his load...

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03-04-2009, 03:27 PM

err, dont forget to add your votes folks

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03-04-2009, 03:33 PM

I think it should be PORN LAW to mandate "have you ever seen the rain" loud and overiding any background noise if a guy wanks it for more then 15 seconds...
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03-04-2009, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by Overload

well, how come when a scene ends, its always the same
boring shit? (99%) the guy unplugs his dick, she gets down
on her knees and then he stands there wanking like a dork
in some cases it takes up to 3 minutes until he finally blows
his load ... aint that just pure bullshit to look at? serious,
the guys are pros; why cant they hold back til the very
last moment and then spew their juice over her tummy,
pussy, ass, chest or whatever? why oh WHY always that
boring facial shit? i really dont get it ...

anyone the same opinion?

all the best

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Nah that's how they did it in the 70's 80's and early 90's. I rather have it go in her mouth. The only part that annoys me is when he misses. Like you said he's supposed to be professional.
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03-04-2009, 03:41 PM

The "jerk-off-on-face" scene is neck and neck with the "randomly-show-dude's-o-face" shots to kill the moment.

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03-04-2009, 03:43 PM

all comments welcome ... but hey, dont forget to cast your vote ... a poll is useless with comments only ;)

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03-04-2009, 03:46 PM

im in a debacle though... facials I think are cool but whacking off for multiple minutes is what is annoying... if I wanted to see that i'd bring my gf to the bahamas, eat some konch, and whack it in the bathroom of an all inclusive resort hotel while she sat on the toilet with a big ass mirror
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03-04-2009, 03:51 PM

Yeah I'm just after JO buddies, none of that gay stuff.

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03-04-2009, 03:56 PM

I love it when the guy is jerking off and the cameraman is behind him, letting the dude's hairy ass take up 3/4 of the frame and all you can hear is his voice.

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03-04-2009, 03:57 PM

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03-04-2009, 04:23 PM

i love a good face shoot, it never gets old.

the ones that are shit is when you gotta sit there and watch this dude pulls his fucking pud, and then he puts forth this little pathetic dribble like it's the 5th nut he bust that day. or a single spurt that totally misses it's target and he's drained....

if i am gonna sit and watch the fap i want to see a damn good coating of the face, lol...
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03-04-2009, 05:00 PM

You know how tough it is to go from position to a good facial when you are ready to blast, very hard to do. My male talent is pretty good at it but sometimes it doesnt work and you just gotta whack it.

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03-04-2009, 05:25 PM

yup it totally SUCKS ASS, i much prefer when the guy cums inside and u can see the woman going OoOo

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03-04-2009, 05:30 PM

Annoying as hell,especially when he starts yapping

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03-04-2009, 05:35 PM

Originally posted by GetNaughty

You know how tough it is to go from position to a good facial when you are ready to blast, very hard to do. My male talent is pretty good at it but sometimes it doesnt work and you just gotta whack it.

Fair enough, but leave it on the cutting floor.

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03-04-2009, 05:42 PM

Interesting point.

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03-04-2009, 06:01 PM

Really though... is the poll about uh... uh... facial cream? Or is it about long jerkoffs at the end... i voted no because no... i don't wanna see a 3 minute pull out and jerk-off.

However a quick flick with cum on da face is good in my book

I believe it was written (in law) that if a guy has to pull out and jerk for more then 16 strokes he is a gay MF... I can tell you antics aside... if you just fucked a girl and stroke for more then 16 times... you are likely gay

edit... i guess i voted yes.
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03-04-2009, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by BradM

Yea, always hated that about porn. If watching a guy jerk himself off made me horny, I'd just stare at myself in the mirror while I did it.

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03-04-2009, 07:31 PM

The other thing that pisses me off is when the guy then starts cumming and instead of looking at the girl taking it, the camera switches to the guy pulling some ugly face!

That makes me feel ill
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03-04-2009, 07:35 PM

I bought some content once that had a smoking hot girl in it and she gets banged hard then the guy tells her he is ready so she gets on her knees in front of him. The dude freezes or something and literally the scene goes on for another 10 minutes with her on her knees and him sitting on the bed jerking off. It actually gets funny because she and the camera guy start talking about all kinds of stuff like what they like to do. She tells him she liked to fuck dudes with strapons then they start talking about a movie they had both seen. They are chatting away all the while this dude is jerking off then finally he jumps up and cums on her face. Everyone in the room ends up laughing.
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03-04-2009, 09:44 PM

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03-04-2009, 10:35 PM

Originally posted by BradM

Yea, always hated that about porn. If watching a guy jerk himself off made me horny, I'd just stare at myself in the mirror while I did it.

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03-04-2009, 10:46 PM

Whats even more annoying is when the guy says stupid shit. I remember watching a scene when the guy kep saying "I am going to CRY!" "GOING TO CRY!!!".

But yeah the producers should just do some strategically placed video cuts. Yeah I get it the guy might be on his 3rd scene that day and can't cum. But they could just cut that shit out.
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03-04-2009, 11:02 PM

Originally posted by psili

The "jerk-off-on-face" scene is neck and neck with the "randomly-show-dude's-o-face" shots to kill the moment.

That was my biggest pet peeve with a porn scene... nothing is worse then a cut to the dudes face right before he blows. I also hate the fade to black right after the cum shot... let the camera roll for a lil bit.
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03-05-2009, 03:33 PM

so many repliers who didnt vote ... hey, "time for change - YES; WE CAN!" :D

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03-05-2009, 04:34 PM

I always want the guy to go straight out of the pussy or ass to shoot the load. If it's gonna be shot in her mouth then they have to fuck until they are ready to cum and then hold it for just a sec while they get into position. Just like you would if you were really gonna cum in a girls mouth in real life (and don't we all?)

Same if the shot is gonna be on her stomach, tits, or ass. No jerking allowed.

I sometimes wonder how in the hell some of those guys at LA Direct Models can EVER do a creampie scene lol
Do they fuck, then pull it out, shut their eyes and jerk off for 5 minutes and then yell: "I'm gonna cum" so the cameraman can be ready to roll when he sticks it back in and does the creampie? lol

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03-05-2009, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by Robbie

I always want the guy to go straight out of the pussy or ass to shoot the load. If it's gonna be shot in her mouth then they have to fuck until they are ready to cum and then hold it for just a sec while they get into position. Just like you would if you were really gonna cum in a girls mouth in real life (and don't we all?)

Same if the shot is gonna be on her stomach, tits, or ass. No jerking allowed.

I sometimes wonder how in the hell some of those guys at LA Direct Models can EVER do a creampie scene lol
Do they fuck, then pull it out, shut their eyes and jerk off for 5 minutes and then yell: "I'm gonna cum" so the cameraman can be ready to roll when he sticks it back in and does the creampie? lol

creampie isn't an issue as long as you're the first guy. that being said these guys should be actually fucking the girls but most don't after the first guy cums because they don't want another guy's( or 6 ) cum on their dick. Well you signed up for the gig and you're getting paid so do it. Maybe next time you won't draw the short straw.
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