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  • CDSmith
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    • May 2001
    • 51460
    #1

    Russel Crowe's bailout solution on Leno... You might like it

    Russel Crowe says to Leno -- "Assuming there's what, 300 million people in the USA? Okay, what you do is give each person in the country... a million dollars."


    lol


    I like it. Seriously, dumping 800 billion into the economy in HOPES that it does the job and kickstarts it, OR... taking a mere 300 mill (give or take), a paltry sum by comparisson, and just giving a million to each and every US citizen. Houses would be bought (and built), cars bought, businesses started, money invested, bank accounts fattened,... all in the blink of an eye.

    It's brilliant. :D



    Of course some assholes here are ready to jump all over me with their so-called "reality" and a pagelong diatribe about why it wouldn't work ---- well save it, keep it, shove it. I have a lot of friends and family in the US who would become instant millionaires so just shut your holes and let me enjoy my fantasy. You pricks know who you are, armchair economists every one of you!! ha ha
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    • BV
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      • Sep 2001
      • 10914
      #2
      check your math again, :-)

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        • commonsense
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          • Feb 2007
          • 1790
          #3
          $300,000,000,000,000

          300 Trillion Dollars

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            • StuartD
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              • Jul 2002
              • 29903
              #4
              Heh, giving 300 million people $1 would be $300 million.
              Giving 300 million people $1,000,000 would be $300,000,000,000,000.

              Would be .... uhm.... costly.
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                • CDSmith
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                  • May 2001
                  • 51460
                  #5
                  Originally posted by BV
                  check your math again, :-)
                  Well it's not MY math, it's his. But let's see....

                  Obama's stim package: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/firs...s-legislation/ -- 787 billion (okay I rounded up to 800, shoot me)

                  US population: http://www.census.gov/population/www/popclockus.html -- Just shy of 306 million.


                  What's your problem BV? Has one of us not had enough coffee this morning?
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                    • slapass
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                      • Nov 2002
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                      #6
                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                      Russel Crowe says to Leno -- "Assuming there's what, 300 million people in the USA? Okay, what you do is give each person in the country... a million dollars."


                      lol


                      I like it. Seriously, dumping 800 billion into the economy in HOPES that it does the job and kickstarts it, OR... taking a mere 300 mill (give or take), a paltry sum by comparisson, and just giving a million to each and every US citizen. Houses would be bought (and built), cars bought, businesses started, money invested, bank accounts fattened,... all in the blink of an eye.

                      It's brilliant. :D



                      Of course some assholes here are ready to jump all over me with their so-called "reality" and a pagelong diatribe about why it wouldn't work ---- well save it, keep it, shove it. I have a lot of friends and family in the US who would become instant millionaires so just shut your holes and let me enjoy my fantasy. You pricks know who you are, armchair economists every one of you!! ha ha
                      Well it is cool that Russel Crowe sucks at math and less cool to find out you do too....

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                        • CDSmith
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                          • May 2001
                          • 51460
                          #7
                          Originally posted by commonsense
                          $300,000,000,000,000

                          300 Trillion Dollars
                          Yeah but.... don't you want your million?

                          The audience applauded, loudly I might add.



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                            • CDSmith
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                              • May 2001
                              • 51460
                              #8
                              Originally posted by slapass
                              Well it is cool that Russel Crowe sucks at math and less cool to find out you do too....

                              eh, a trillion, 300 trillian... when you're into that kind of debt what does it matter.


                              Maybe Canada could afford it, we only have 30 million here.
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                                • commonsense
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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                  Yeah but.... don't you want your million?

                                  The audience applauded, loudly I might add.



                                  I told you fucksticks, let me have my fantasy. Jerks!

                                  Idiots like that are the reason America is failing and turning to socialism.

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                                    • StuartD
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                                      • Jul 2002
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                                      #10
                                      Does he work for Verizon?

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                                        • MetaMan
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                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 28682
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by StuartD
                                          Does he work for Verizon?

                                          that was fucking painful LOL

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                                            • CDSmith
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                                              • May 2001
                                              • 51460
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by StuartD
                                              Heh, giving 300 million people $1 would be $300 million.
                                              Giving 300 million people $1,000,000 would be $300,000,000,000,000.

                                              Would be .... uhm.... costly.
                                              Nothing gets past you Stu.


                                              Boy you guys, when a joke goes over your heads it goes WAYYYY over.


                                              Now, back to my fantasy...
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                                                • pornguy
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                                                  • Mar 2003
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                                                  #13
                                                  OK. So lets say not 1 million each. How about 250k.. It would work out to about the same as they have give their friends.. Er.. The failing businesses.
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                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                      • May 2001
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                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by StuartD
                                                      Does he work for Verizon?

                                                      That's priceless.
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                                                        • Quagmire
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                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                          • 6490
                                                          #15
                                                          Funny and sad at the same time that they let corporations get so large and powerful that they have to bail them out to save the economy.

                                                          So much for the American dream and being able to sink or swim on your own merit...

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                                                            • slapass
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                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                              • 14625
                                                              #16
                                                              700 billion bailout divided by 300 million people is 2,300 each. Get your hand out as the US govt is about to give you a ten year old Hyundai or the biggest screen tv you can fit in your rec room. Live the Dream!

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                                                                • Hazlewood
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                                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                                  • 1555
                                                                  #17
                                                                  maybe just cut taxes to give people some breathing room. would stimulate the economy and promote spending and circulation.

                                                                  These socialist solutions are great if you are born in a country that posseses these values. but to have thousands of americans die for freedom, liberty, and free markets and then try and do things the opposite when shit hits the fan is not a good solution.

                                                                  the united states needs to cut back on taxes and get back to the fundamentals. When a baseball player gets in a slump, he doesnt completely do the opposite. The hitting coach gets him back to the fundamentals of hitting. Same should be applied to the economy.

                                                                  I know im canadian and we are a social democracy but I am also a business owner who believes in the free market and capitalism.

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                                                                    • Hazlewood
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                                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                                      • 1555
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Ron Paul should be the fuckin president to clean up that joke down south. He is a REAL American.

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                                                                        • John-ACWM
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                                                                          • Nov 2008
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          they should start printing those money

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                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Hazlewood
                                                                              Ron Paul should be the fuckin president to clean up that joke down south. He is a REAL American.
                                                                              agree but he cant give good speeches and that seems more important to the hipsters/bloggers and stinksters that became the deciders for everything

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                                                                                • PlugRush Sascha
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                                                                                  Haha, this thread is fucking great.
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                                                                                    • Twistys Tim
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                                                                                      It is that kind of thinking (or lack of) that got us into this pickle to begin with.

                                                                                      300,000,000 x $1,000,000 = $300,000,000,000,000


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                                                                                        • CDSmith
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                                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                                          • 51460
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by ktj4l
                                                                                          Haha, this thread is fucking great.
                                                                                          I know. I say NO REALITY and what happens?... the first 3 posters come in with math lessons.

                                                                                          Who else will wander in and NOT get the joke?

                                                                                          (Oh look, there's twistys Tim. ha ha)


                                                                                          People, it was a joke.


                                                                                          I can't believe I even have to spell that out.
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                                                                                            • BV
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                                                                                              • Sep 2001
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                              Well it's not MY math, it's his. But let's see....

                                                                                              Obama's stim package: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/firs...s-legislation/ -- 787 billion (okay I rounded up to 800, shoot me)

                                                                                              US population: http://www.census.gov/population/www/popclockus.html -- Just shy of 306 million.


                                                                                              What's your problem BV? Has one of us not had enough coffee this morning?
                                                                                              yah, it sounded too good to be true

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                                                                                                • CDSmith
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                                                                                                  • May 2001
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by BV
                                                                                                  yah, it sounded too good to be true
                                                                                                  I understand.

                                                                                                  So hey, what are you going to do with your million? :D
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                                                                                                    • pornguy
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                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Joke or not, the money would have been better spent giving it to the people. The banks and businesses are sitting on it, Giving a FEW their bonuses for running the companies into the ground, and thast it.

                                                                                                      Had they sent me a check for 2500 I would have used it as a deposit on a new truck. Or clothes for my kid or something.
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                                                                                                          Originally posted by StuartD
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                                                                                                            • Hazlewood
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                                                              Joke or not, the money would have been better spent giving it to the people. The banks and businesses are sitting on it, Giving a FEW their bonuses for running the companies into the ground, and thast it.

                                                                                                              Had they sent me a check for 2500 I would have used it as a deposit on a new truck. Or clothes for my kid or something.
                                                                                                              well said!

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                                                                                                                • TheSenator
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                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by StuartD
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                                                                                                                    • tony299
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Hazlewood
                                                                                                                      Ron Paul should be the fuckin president to clean up that joke down south. He is a REAL American.
                                                                                                                      I like Ron Paul but if he was president nothing would get done. They wouldn't let his agenda go thru on either side.

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