My large box of dildos and butt toys was delivered to another apartment by mistake!

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  • DWB
    Registered User
    • Jul 2003
    • 31779

    #1

    My large box of dildos and butt toys was delivered to another apartment by mistake!

    I spent a few hundred bucks on dildos, butt plugs and other ass toys and UPS set it outside the door of another apartment, which the tenant got and opened.

    Too fucking funny.
  • collegeboobies
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2004
    • 3644

    #2
    Who knows what they did with them

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    • Darkhorse
      Horsing Around
      • Sep 2002
      • 5882

      #3
      None were tested lol

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      • mmcfadden
        So Fucking Banned
        • Oct 2008
        • 5099

        #4
        I guess the tenant handed them back to you... Did you explain? How did it go?

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        • Redrob
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2004
          • 4791

          #5
          Didn't the box have your name on it?

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          • Spunky
            I need a beer
            • Jun 2002
            • 133978

            #6
            I'd wash them in case they tried them out before returning them to you

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            • DWB
              Registered User
              • Jul 2003
              • 31779

              #7
              Originally posted by Redrob
              Didn't the box have your name on it?
              YES!!!!

              I had to call the store and UPS to find out that they dropped them off at another apartment. After they told me the number, I know one guy in my building who knows everyone so I called him to ask them if they got it, which they did and had already opened the box even with my name on it.

              Too funny.

              I would have LOVED to seen their face when they opened the box.

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              • Achmed's Wife Halimah
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2008
                • 365

                #8
                Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                YES!!!!

                I had to call the store and UPS to find out that they dropped them off at another apartment. After they told me the number, I know one guy in my building who knows everyone so I called him to ask them if they got it, which they did and had already opened the box even with my name on it.

                Too funny.

                I would have LOVED to seen their face when they opened the box.
                Sorry for opening this box Dirty Caucasian but Achmed has me open any & all suspect packages.
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                • DWB
                  Registered User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 31779

                  #9
                  Originally posted by collegeboobies
                  Who knows what they did with them
                  That's kind of hot. I hope they used them.

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                  • kane
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 20684

                    #10
                    That is classic.

                    I have a friend that did that adam and eve stuff for a little while. She went and picked up an order of about 20 assorted vibrators and toys and was driving home with this trunk full of hardware and got pulled over. Her purse was in the trunk. So she opens up the trunk and the cop looks in and see 20 different sex toys in the trunk and probably thought she was a freak.

                    He did let her go with a warning

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                    • DWB
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 31779

                      #11
                      Originally posted by kane
                      That is classic.

                      I have a friend that did that adam and eve stuff for a little while. She went and picked up an order of about 20 assorted vibrators and toys and was driving home with this trunk full of hardware and got pulled over. Her purse was in the trunk. So she opens up the trunk and the cop looks in and see 20 different sex toys in the trunk and probably thought she was a freak.

                      He did let her go with a warning


                      I usually always have a box of 50 or so tranny DVDs in my jeep. They are returns or damaged boxes. I keep them there waiting for that exact thing to happen, but so far I just get tickets and they don't look in my ride.

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                      • ExLust
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                        • Aug 2008
                        • 3223

                        #12
                        You still want them back? lol

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                        • kmanrox
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                          • Oct 2001
                          • 29295

                          #13
                          w t f are you still doing in whiteyville dubbs?
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                          • seeandsee
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                            • Mar 2006
                            • 50945

                            #14
                            that was big surprise
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                            • pixovore
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                              • May 2005
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                              #15
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                              • DWB
                                Registered User
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 31779

                                #16
                                Originally posted by kmanrox
                                w t f are you still doing in whiteyville dubbs?
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                                • The Duck
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                                  • May 2005
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                                  #17
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                                  • tranza
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                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 57559

                                    #18
                                    Now this person knows one of your perverted secrets....hahaha
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                                    • HorseShit
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 17513

                                      #19
                                      you aren't pissed that someone else opened a box with your name on it?

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                                      • sexandcash
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2008
                                        • 1566

                                        #20
                                        I want more details! what did the guy who opened the box say?
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                                        • sexandcash
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2008
                                          • 1566

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jdavis
                                          you aren't pissed that someone else opened a box with your name on it?
                                          good point, isn't that a federal offense to open another person's mail?
                                          WTF?
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                                          • CaptainHowdy
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                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 94115

                                            #22
                                            I'd wish it was me...

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                                            • A-n-D-r-E-S
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                                              • Aug 2008
                                              • 3949

                                              #23
                                              Hahaha that sucks!
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                                              • riabanana
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                                                • Jul 2007
                                                • 313

                                                #24
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                                                • StuartD
                                                  Sofa King Band
                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 29903

                                                  #25
                                                  I hate that when UPS pulls that crap. I lived in an apartment building when I ordered a new printer. They dropped it off at some guy's place 2 floors down on the other side of the building.
                                                  Talk about random.
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                                                  • rowan
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                    • 17393

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by sexandcash
                                                    good point, isn't that a federal offense to open another person's mail?
                                                    WTF?
                                                    Would that law still apply to an item delivered by a third party privately held company rather than the official mail carrier for the country? Still, not very nice, or smart, to go opening someone else's package...

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                                                    • sexandcash
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                      • 1566

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by rowan
                                                      Would that law still apply to an item delivered by a third party privately held company rather than the official mail carrier for the country? Still, not very nice, or smart, to go opening someone else's package...
                                                      I have no idea. I majored in psychology not law. ;)
                                                      If someone else has insight...pls share. I'd like to know and I'm sure other GFYers would too.

                                                      That's just jerky to open someone else's package anyway. What a douche!
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                                                      • Blazed
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                                                        • Jun 2006
                                                        • 1701

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by jdavis
                                                        you aren't pissed that someone else opened a box with your name on it?
                                                        Exactly sounds like bullshit tbh, unless you live in a shit hole where its cool to go through other peoples shit?

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                                                        • John-ACWM
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                                                          • Nov 2008
                                                          • 20060

                                                          #29
                                                          Goddamn hilarious

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                                                          • The Seduction of Art
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                                                            • Feb 2009
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                                                            #30
                                                            Guess it wasn't the Omaha steaks they were hoping for.
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                                                            • munki
                                                              Do Fun Shit.
                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                              • 13393

                                                              #31
                                                              Who are you ordering from these days?

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                                                              • UFGators2007
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                                                                • Nov 2007
                                                                • 1739

                                                                #32
                                                                I would be pissed at them for opening the package.
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                                                                • NicAngel
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                                                                  • Jun 2008
                                                                  • 817

                                                                  #33
                                                                  i'd demand free rent.
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                                                                  • D Ghost
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                                                                    • May 2006
                                                                    • 9819

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Damn lmao

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                                                                    • dav3
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                                                                      • May 2007
                                                                      • 7348

                                                                      #35
                                                                      What is it with these stories of other people opening packages with another person's name on it? It's like people have no fucking self-control or morals anymore.
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                                                                      • C-Luv
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                                                                        • May 2008
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                                                                        #36
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