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  • minddust
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    • Feb 2005
    • 2438

    #101
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    • beemk
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      • Jan 2002
      • 20829

      #102
      Originally posted by PSSuperstars
      I have a magnet or something that attracts really lame middle eastern men. I'm a big girl... but proportioned well... and I work out like a bitch... so I'm like on minute 45 on the stair climber.. on like level 4.... and I feel this tap... and tug on my ipod string... and want to talk to me... I'm like covered in sweat... hair up in like the shih tzu ponytail.. yoga pants being eaten by my ginormous ass.. and this dude wants to make small talk.. I'm like, "Uh, I don't really talk to strangers at the gym, sorry.." and kept going..

      I've had them ask me how to use a piece of equipment that I'm on...

      I've had them come over and try to offer me tips..
      But almost exclusively these really obnoxious middle eastern dudes... I've even had them follow me to my car and try to talk about the mini...

      OR OLD DUDES.. really, old, rich dudes...

      I've had them come over and tell my personal trainer, "You need to work her out harder, she's not sweating enough.. I could make her sweat..." (This dude was like pushing 60.. who said this)...

      But yeah... be subtle. Don't do anything stupid.. smile..

      Maybe if you see her leaving at the same time you are.. ask her if she wants to grab a smoothie in the smoothie bar...

      And I wear make up and match my outfit to the gym... I even blowdry my hair out.. but that's because I feel better when I'm dressed up.. doesn't mean I twant to fuck ;)
      translation: i wish good looking guys would hit on me at the gym.
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      • beemk
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        • Jan 2002
        • 20829

        #103
        Originally posted by Forkbeard
        I know it's impossible to explain to a tard like you, but this has nothing to do with whether or not it "will work."

        If all you want to do is bury your dick, and you don't mind being a total asshole to accomplish that, you just keep right on doing it your way.

        But if you'd actually like to represent yourself in society as a Man, with all the dignity due that status, you'll leave people the fuck alone who are just trying to get a workout.
        be a man by sitting back and waiting for girls to hit on you?

        hit on girls at the gym? no, they're trying to get their workout done

        hit on girls at the bar? no they're trying to relax and have a drink with friends

        hit on girls at the grocery store? no they're trying to get their shopping done

        see a patten here?
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        • nico-t
          emperor of my world
          • Aug 2004
          • 29901

          #104
          Originally posted by beemk
          translation: i wish good looking guys would hit on me at the gym.
          haha thats the first thing that came to my mind too when i read that.

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          • Reak AGV
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            • Dec 2004
            • 4283

            #105
            I'd stand behind the running machine jerking off on her moves during arobics

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            • PSSuperstars
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              • Jan 2006
              • 1477

              #106
              Originally posted by beemk
              translation: i wish good looking guys would hit on me at the gym.
              Nah. Sorry. Not into the meathead, goodlooking Houston type. They're usually neocon conservatives who want to keep it on the downlow..

              They check to make sure you have a wedding ring too... Been there, done that.

              Good looking and metrosexual in Houston usually = conservative.
              I'd rather gnaw off my arm than date a well to do, "hot" conservative dude in Houston..

              Not to mention.. happily married
              ---------

              But yeah, if you end up leaving at the same time as her... offer to buy her a water or a smoothie at the bar... Or start the convo with, "OMG it's so busy in the afternoons(evenings, whatever).... I barely found a park..." or something innocent like that.. especially if you've seen her multiple times...
              Last edited by PSSuperstars; 03-01-2009, 10:51 AM.
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              • Donfoolio
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                • Mar 2006
                • 963

                #107
                Originally posted by beemk
                be a man by sitting back and waiting for girls to hit on you?

                hit on girls at the gym? no, they're trying to get their workout done

                hit on girls at the bar? no they're trying to relax and have a drink with friends

                hit on girls at the grocery store? no they're trying to get their shopping done

                see a patten here?
                EXACTLY my point! This world has WAY too much pomp. I don't give whores the time of day if they even look one bit smug.
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                • MetaMan
                  I AM WEB 2.0
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 28682

                  #108
                  Originally posted by beemk
                  be a man by sitting back and waiting for girls to hit on you?

                  hit on girls at the gym? no, they're trying to get their workout done

                  hit on girls at the bar? no they're trying to relax and have a drink with friends

                  hit on girls at the grocery store? no they're trying to get their shopping done

                  see a patten here?
                  give this man a fucking award.

                  you get applause from me.

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                  • beemk
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                    • Jan 2002
                    • 20829

                    #109
                    Originally posted by PSSuperstars
                    Nah. Sorry. Not into the meathead, goodlooking Houston type. They're usually neocon conservatives who want to keep it on the downlow..

                    They check to make sure you have a wedding ring too... Been there, done that.

                    Good looking and metrosexual in Houston usually = conservative.
                    I'd rather gnaw off my arm than date a well to do, "hot" conservative dude in Houston..

                    Not to mention.. happily married
                    ---------

                    But yeah, if you end up leaving at the same time as her... offer to buy her a water or a smoothie at the bar... Or start the convo with, "OMG it's so busy in the afternoons(evenings, whatever).... I barely found a park..." or something innocent like that.. especially if you've seen her multiple times...
                    i didn't say you wanted to fuck them, i said you wanted them to hit on you.
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                    • Donfoolio
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 963

                      #110
                      Originally posted by beemk
                      i didn't say you wanted to fuck them, i said you wanted them to hit on you.
                      My god fella! She is MARRIED! That means she is an angel and only has eyes for her husband! Why would a fat chick want any attention from other men while she is MARRIED? Noo they don't want that boost of confidence to say to themselves in the mirror "you're still hot for fat" NOT AT ALL!
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                      • hjnet
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                        • May 2002
                        • 3815

                        #111
                        Seek eye contact, then you'll quickly see if she's interested in you or not....

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                        • Forkbeard
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                          • Feb 2002
                          • 2236

                          #112
                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                          MUTHA FUCKA do not talk back to me, why because im black you think you can talk back to me? because i am black i must be out for pussy? i am tired of your WHITE bullshit!

                          trying to segregate my people. just because i am black i am an asshole MUTHA FUCKA?

                          you racist MUTHA FUCKA because im black im not a man? I A FREE MUTHA FUCKA
                          I didn't even know you were black, you dumbass.
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                          • d-null
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                            • Apr 2007
                            • 13724

                            #113

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                            • maxjohan
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                              • Dec 2002
                              • 7219

                              #114
                              Originally posted by AaliyahLove
                              BUT there are girls who go to the gym in full make-up.. those r the sluts that r there to get picked up..you will see them getting a "protein shake" at the bar and walking around with their big fake tits sticking out, just hoping someone notices them.. talk to these bitches
                              I know you live in the real world, but I cant stop but wonder, what do the girls in porn do then??


                              Grow your shoulders and pussy a lil bit. As I said when you were busting my butt, you are way to concerened what the next girl do, or what I have been fucking or not for the last 6 years.
                              I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                              • maxjohan
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 7219

                                #115
                                Originally posted by MetaMan
                                grow your chest hair real long and workout with your shirt off and approach her while you are super sweaty and go "ME MAN ME TAKE WOMEN PUSSY ME LIKE" it works everytime. lots of these chicks love to be treated like hoes but will never admit it.
                                You one funny moffo and sad creature at the same time. I would like a shirt with this:

                                "ME MAN ME TAKE WOMEN PUSSY ME LIKE"

                                Approach them with this, and I bet you get the cold hand, or you could just point them to this thread on a portable laptop. ;--))))
                                Last edited by maxjohan; 03-01-2009, 03:30 PM.
                                I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                                • d-null
                                  . . .
                                  • Apr 2007
                                  • 13724

                                  #116
                                  Originally posted by maxjohan
                                  I know you live in the real world, but I cant stop but wonder, what do the girls in porn do then??
                                  ...

                                  I'm trying to figure out what you are trying to say here?

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                                  • maxjohan
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                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 7219

                                    #117
                                    Originally posted by beemk

                                    see a patten here?
                                    Yes, I see a pattern here, the girls hits on you if you lay the cock down buddy.
                                    I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                                    • maxjohan
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 7219

                                      #118
                                      Originally posted by d-null
                                      I'm trying to figure out what you are trying to say here?
                                      Try a little bit more then, you haven't tried hard enough.
                                      I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                                      • MetaMan
                                        I AM WEB 2.0
                                        • Jan 2003
                                        • 28682

                                        #119
                                        Originally posted by Forkbeard
                                        I didn't even know you were black, you dumbass.
                                        o why because i have a computer i must be white?
                                        because im black i cant use electronics?
                                        because im black i have an antenna on my tv and only order legs at KFC because i am to lazy to wash forks?

                                        o i seee i see. RACIST!

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                                        • maxjohan
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 7219

                                          #120
                                          I get tired speed posting this thread, I feel almost like a postbot.


                                          Just chill guys, I'm not 100% this serious as it may sound.








                                          Just 150% more serious!!
                                          I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                                          • d-null
                                            . . .
                                            • Apr 2007
                                            • 13724

                                            #121
                                            Originally posted by maxjohan
                                            Try a little bit more then, you haven't tried hard enough.
                                            tried, and still can't figure it out, the words form a sentence, but the underlying concept is still too vague to be certain without a little more of an explanation

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                                            • maxjohan
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                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 7219

                                              #122
                                              Originally posted by d-null
                                              tried, and still can't figure it out, the words form a sentence, but the underlying concept is still too vague to be certain without a little more of an explanation
                                              Hey great, that's a stand up explanation, I thought you were coming at me for a moment.

                                              I know you live in the real world, but I cant stop but wonder, what do the girls in porn do then??

                                              BUT there are girls who go to the gym in full make-up.. those r the sluts that r there to get picked up..you will see them getting a "protein shake" at the bar and walking around with their big fake tits sticking out, just hoping someone notices them.. talk to these bitches
                                              I meant she judge them big tit ladies becase they take protein shakes and have big tits, supposedly fake tits. And that would lean towards being "sluts".

                                              Now, she is doing porn, probably are friends with lots of porn girls ( and thank god for all this) and she have her pay site showing pink. Now, that's what I pointed out for here, her logic really failed in her attempt to explain "how" they are sluts.

                                              It's like saying MetaMan is don-juan just because he has a huge dong.
                                              Last edited by maxjohan; 03-01-2009, 03:51 PM.
                                              I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                                              • beemk
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                                                • Jan 2002
                                                • 20829

                                                #123
                                                Originally posted by maxjohan
                                                I get tired speed posting this thread, I feel almost like a postbot.


                                                Just chill guys, I'm not 100% this serious as it may sound.








                                                Just 150% more serious!!
                                                its not that we dont think you're serious, we didnt get to that point yet. we're still trying to figure out what the fuck you're saying.
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                                                • d-null
                                                  . . .
                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                  • 13724

                                                  #124
                                                  ok, I see, she was guilty of assuming and judging that the big tit girls at the juice bar are there to be hit on, and not just to drink juice, which ironically was the same kind of assumption thing she was complaining about when she said that guys were assuming that because she was attractive at the gym that she was there to be hit on, and not there to work out.....

                                                  interesting point and you are right, it is ironic of her...

                                                  so the moral of the story is not to assume other's intentions solely by their looks, and the polite thing to do overall is to only speak when spoken to and respect everybody else's space and privacy.... that works
                                                  Last edited by d-null; 03-01-2009, 03:55 PM.

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                                                  • maxjohan
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                                                    • Dec 2002
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                                                    #125
                                                    Originally posted by d-null
                                                    so the moral of the story is not to assume other's intentions solely by their looks, and the polite thing to do overall is to only speak when spoken to and respect everybody else's space and privacy.... that works
                                                    Great conclusion, I don't want to sound cheesy but it's hard sometimes. It should be more "do" then "talk" in society I guess. Then we don't have any time care about meaningless shit in other peoples lives.


                                                    Great, this is like "not like Gfy" you know like.
                                                    I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                                                    • Donfoolio
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                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                      • 963

                                                      #126
                                                      Originally posted by d-null
                                                      ok, I see, she was guilty of assuming and judging that the big tit girls at the juice bar are there to be hit on, and not just to drink juice, which ironically was the same kind of assumption thing she was complaining about when she said that guys were assuming that because she was attractive at the gym that she was there to be hit on, and not there to work out.....

                                                      interesting point and you are right, it is ironic of her...

                                                      so the moral of the story is not to assume other's intentions solely by their looks, and the polite thing to do overall is to only speak when spoken to and respect everybody else's space and privacy.... that works
                                                      Speak when spoken to robot! We will live in a pretty fast world like that! If we were all Chinese lemmings that would work...unfortunately some of us like the fact that life is not a treadmill in itself...
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                                                      • fuzzylogic
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                                                        • Jun 2004
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                                                        #127
                                                        Originally posted by beemk
                                                        be a man by sitting back and waiting for girls to hit on you?

                                                        hit on girls at the gym? no, they're trying to get their workout done

                                                        hit on girls at the bar? no they're trying to relax and have a drink with friends

                                                        hit on girls at the grocery store? no they're trying to get their shopping done

                                                        see a patten here?
                                                        excellent post!
                                                        some guys just arent top dogs and are wait for top females to approach THEM.

                                                        who's the alpha and who's the sub?

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                                                        • fuzzylogic
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                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 4796

                                                          #128
                                                          the quality of this thread has degraded immensely since page 1.

                                                          so gfy

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                                                          • Doctor Feelgood
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                            • 2112

                                                            #129
                                                            Originally posted by B-Eazy
                                                            what do you do when walking next to a hot girl at the gym on the treadmill? i wanted to say hi but just seems weird... options and thoughts please.
                                                            WHATS UPPPPPPPPPP

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                                                            • Raf1
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 12117

                                                              #130
                                                              Originally posted by RamsesPickUp
                                                              More than 90% of the time women will never make the first move in an interaction. If she moved so that she was in close proximity with you and flashed you a smile, that there are 2 indicators of interest. That means she wants you.

                                                              How Do You Open:

                                                              1. It's during the day so you can do a direct approach. Tell her that she looks good, most girls at the gym have a low sense of self appearance (no makeup, sweats etc..) so this will be well welcomed.

                                                              2. Ask for her opinion on something, be creative could relate to anything around you or things in the neighbourhood (ie, good place to eat)

                                                              Whatever you do avoid small talk, say whatever you say with confidence and you're good as gold
                                                              could work

                                                              As for me I usually prefer not having any hot chicks at the gym while I'm working out. It ruins my concentration
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                                                              • NickB.
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                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                • 8865

                                                                #131
                                                                pick up line at the gym - Walk in with a diaper .... sit next to her work out minding your own shit - she'll say something - tell her you shitted yourself the last time you there because you pushed too much weight....

                                                                Ice is broken - you take the diaper off - tell her it was a joke - just to get her attention

                                                                not sure why im typing this but it was the first thing that came to my mind

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                                                                • d-null
                                                                  . . .
                                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                                  • 13724

                                                                  #132
                                                                  Originally posted by RamsesPickUp

                                                                  How Do You Open:

                                                                  1. It's during the day so you can do a direct approach. Tell her that she looks good, most girls at the gym have a low sense of self appearance (no makeup, sweats etc..) so this will be well welcomed.

                                                                  2. Ask for her opinion on something, be creative could relate to anything around you or things in the neighbourhood (ie, good place to eat)

                                                                  Whatever you do avoid small talk, say whatever you say with confidence and you're good as gold

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                                                                  • nico-t
                                                                    emperor of my world
                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                    • 29901

                                                                    #133
                                                                    Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                    o why because i have a computer i must be white?
                                                                    because im black i cant use electronics?
                                                                    because im black i have an antenna on my tv and only order legs at KFC because i am to lazy to wash forks?

                                                                    o i seee i see. RACIST!

                                                                    FIGHT THE POWER!
                                                                    hahaha finally someone fell for it i thought it would never happen

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                                                                    • tranza
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                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                      • 57559

                                                                      #134
                                                                      Saying hi is a good way to start...dont do those teenage stuffs...
                                                                      I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                      • slapass
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                                        • 14625

                                                                        #135
                                                                        Originally posted by d-null

                                                                        and the polite thing to do overall is to only speak when spoken to and respect everybody else's space and privacy.... that works
                                                                        Um nope couldn't work as someone needs to speak first. I saw what the guy wrote earlier about guys always being on the make. Not true as a good chunk of guys are in a committed relationship at any given time. But if you are currently single why would you not throw yourself out there a bit more? What is the downside? She is on a treadmill not doing open heart surgery. She should be able to do both at the same time and not blow a sneaker.

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                                                                        • LoveSandra
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                                                                          • Aug 2008
                                                                          • 10551

                                                                          #136
                                                                          spank her ass

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                                                                          • chelis
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                                                                            • Jan 2006
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                                                                            #137
                                                                            Try to make eye contact and wait until she stops the treadmill.

                                                                            Say Hi and have a bottle of fresh water unopened at hand and hand it over to her at this moment, that might work to break the ice.

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                                                                            • jimmy-3-way
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                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                              • 3861

                                                                              #138
                                                                              Originally posted by chelis
                                                                              Try to make eye contact and wait until she stops the treadmill.

                                                                              Say Hi and have a bottle of fresh water unopened at hand and hand it over to her at this moment, that might work to break the ice.
                                                                              This is a classic pick up move.

                                                                              It's called 'The Waiter.'

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