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See a sexy girl at the gym... what to do??
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translation: i wish good looking guys would hit on me at the gym.I have a magnet or something that attracts really lame middle eastern men. I'm a big girl... but proportioned well... and I work out like a bitch... so I'm like on minute 45 on the stair climber.. on like level 4.... and I feel this tap... and tug on my ipod string... and want to talk to me... I'm like covered in sweat... hair up in like the shih tzu ponytail.. yoga pants being eaten by my ginormous ass.. and this dude wants to make small talk.. I'm like, "Uh, I don't really talk to strangers at the gym, sorry.." and kept going..
I've had them ask me how to use a piece of equipment that I'm on...
I've had them come over and try to offer me tips..
But almost exclusively these really obnoxious middle eastern dudes... I've even had them follow me to my car and try to talk about the mini...
OR OLD DUDES.. really, old, rich dudes...
I've had them come over and tell my personal trainer, "You need to work her out harder, she's not sweating enough.. I could make her sweat..." (This dude was like pushing 60.. who said this)...
But yeah... be subtle. Don't do anything stupid.. smile..
Maybe if you see her leaving at the same time you are.. ask her if she wants to grab a smoothie in the smoothie bar...
And I wear make up and match my outfit to the gym... I even blowdry my hair out.. but that's because I feel better when I'm dressed up.. doesn't mean I twant to fuck ;)I host with VacaresComment
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be a man by sitting back and waiting for girls to hit on you?I know it's impossible to explain to a tard like you, but this has nothing to do with whether or not it "will work."
If all you want to do is bury your dick, and you don't mind being a total asshole to accomplish that, you just keep right on doing it your way.
But if you'd actually like to represent yourself in society as a Man, with all the dignity due that status, you'll leave people the fuck alone who are just trying to get a workout.
hit on girls at the gym? no, they're trying to get their workout done
hit on girls at the bar? no they're trying to relax and have a drink with friends
hit on girls at the grocery store? no they're trying to get their shopping done
see a patten here?I host with VacaresComment
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I'd stand behind the running machine jerking off on her moves during arobics
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Nah. Sorry. Not into the meathead, goodlooking Houston type. They're usually neocon conservatives who want to keep it on the downlow..
They check to make sure you have a wedding ring too... Been there, done that.
Good looking and metrosexual in Houston usually = conservative.
I'd rather gnaw off my arm than date a well to do, "hot" conservative dude in Houston..
Not to mention.. happily married
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But yeah, if you end up leaving at the same time as her... offer to buy her a water or a smoothie at the bar... Or start the convo with, "OMG it's so busy in the afternoons(evenings, whatever).... I barely found a park..." or something innocent like that.. especially if you've seen her multiple times...Last edited by PSSuperstars; 03-01-2009, 10:51 AM.Porn's Best Kept Secret : PSOCash.com : Make Money Promoting Phone Sex in Members Areas, TGPs, and MORE! : Lifetime 30% Payout
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EXACTLY my point! This world has WAY too much pomp. I don't give whores the time of day if they even look one bit smug.be a man by sitting back and waiting for girls to hit on you?
hit on girls at the gym? no, they're trying to get their workout done
hit on girls at the bar? no they're trying to relax and have a drink with friends
hit on girls at the grocery store? no they're trying to get their shopping done
see a patten here?
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give this man a fucking award.be a man by sitting back and waiting for girls to hit on you?
hit on girls at the gym? no, they're trying to get their workout done
hit on girls at the bar? no they're trying to relax and have a drink with friends
hit on girls at the grocery store? no they're trying to get their shopping done
see a patten here?
you get applause from me.
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i didn't say you wanted to fuck them, i said you wanted them to hit on you.Nah. Sorry. Not into the meathead, goodlooking Houston type. They're usually neocon conservatives who want to keep it on the downlow..
They check to make sure you have a wedding ring too... Been there, done that.
Good looking and metrosexual in Houston usually = conservative.
I'd rather gnaw off my arm than date a well to do, "hot" conservative dude in Houston..
Not to mention.. happily married
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But yeah, if you end up leaving at the same time as her... offer to buy her a water or a smoothie at the bar... Or start the convo with, "OMG it's so busy in the afternoons(evenings, whatever).... I barely found a park..." or something innocent like that.. especially if you've seen her multiple times...I host with VacaresComment
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My god fella! She is MARRIED! That means she is an angel and only has eyes for her husband! Why would a fat chick want any attention from other men while she is MARRIED? Noo they don't want that boost of confidence to say to themselves in the mirror "you're still hot for fat" NOT AT ALL!
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I didn't even know you were black, you dumbass.MUTHA FUCKA do not talk back to me, why because im black you think you can talk back to me? because i am black i must be out for pussy? i am tired of your WHITE bullshit!
trying to segregate my people. just because i am black i am an asshole MUTHA FUCKA?
you racist MUTHA FUCKA because im black im not a man? I A FREE MUTHA FUCKAOffering sponsored blog posts and custom writing services.Comment
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I know you live in the real world, but I cant stop but wonder, what do the girls in porn do then??BUT there are girls who go to the gym in full make-up.. those r the sluts that r there to get picked up..you will see them getting a "protein shake" at the bar and walking around with their big fake tits sticking out, just hoping someone notices them.. talk to these bitches

Grow your shoulders and pussy a lil bit. As I said when you were busting my butt, you are way to concerened what the next girl do, or what I have been fucking or not for the last 6 years.
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You one funny moffo and sad creature at the same time. I would like a shirt with this:
"ME MAN ME TAKE WOMEN PUSSY ME LIKE"
Approach them with this, and I bet you get the cold hand, or you could just point them to this thread on a portable laptop. ;--))))Last edited by maxjohan; 03-01-2009, 03:30 PM.Comment
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o why because i have a computer i must be white?
because im black i cant use electronics?
because im black i have an antenna on my tv and only order legs at KFC because i am to lazy to wash forks?
o i seee i see. RACIST!
FIGHT THE POWER!
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I get tired speed posting this thread, I feel almost like a postbot.
Just chill guys, I'm not 100% this serious as it may sound.

Just 150% more serious!!
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Hey great, that's a stand up explanation, I thought you were coming at me for a moment.
I know you live in the real world, but I cant stop but wonder, what do the girls in porn do then??
I meant she judge them big tit ladies becase they take protein shakes and have big tits, supposedly fake tits. And that would lean towards being "sluts".BUT there are girls who go to the gym in full make-up.. those r the sluts that r there to get picked up..you will see them getting a "protein shake" at the bar and walking around with their big fake tits sticking out, just hoping someone notices them.. talk to these bitches
Now, she is doing porn, probably are friends with lots of porn girls ( and thank god for all this) and she have her pay site showing pink. Now, that's what I pointed out for here, her logic really failed in her attempt to explain "how" they are sluts.
It's like saying MetaMan is don-juan just because he has a huge dong.
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its not that we dont think you're serious, we didnt get to that point yet. we're still trying to figure out what the fuck you're saying.I host with VacaresComment
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ok, I see, she was guilty of assuming and judging that the big tit girls at the juice bar are there to be hit on, and not just to drink juice, which ironically was the same kind of assumption thing she was complaining about when she said that guys were assuming that because she was attractive at the gym that she was there to be hit on, and not there to work out.....
interesting point and you are right, it is ironic of her...
so the moral of the story is not to assume other's intentions solely by their looks, and the polite thing to do overall is to only speak when spoken to and respect everybody else's space and privacy.... that works
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Great conclusion, I don't want to sound cheesy but it's hard sometimes. It should be more "do" then "talk" in society I guess. Then we don't have any time care about meaningless shit in other peoples lives.
Great, this is like "not like Gfy" you know like.
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Speak when spoken to robot! We will live in a pretty fast world like that! If we were all Chinese lemmings that would work...unfortunately some of us like the fact that life is not a treadmill in itself...ok, I see, she was guilty of assuming and judging that the big tit girls at the juice bar are there to be hit on, and not just to drink juice, which ironically was the same kind of assumption thing she was complaining about when she said that guys were assuming that because she was attractive at the gym that she was there to be hit on, and not there to work out.....
interesting point and you are right, it is ironic of her...
so the moral of the story is not to assume other's intentions solely by their looks, and the polite thing to do overall is to only speak when spoken to and respect everybody else's space and privacy.... that works
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excellent post!be a man by sitting back and waiting for girls to hit on you?
hit on girls at the gym? no, they're trying to get their workout done
hit on girls at the bar? no they're trying to relax and have a drink with friends
hit on girls at the grocery store? no they're trying to get their shopping done
see a patten here?
some guys just arent top dogs and are wait for top females to approach THEM.
who's the alpha and who's the sub?Comment
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could workMore than 90% of the time women will never make the first move in an interaction. If she moved so that she was in close proximity with you and flashed you a smile, that there are 2 indicators of interest. That means she wants you.
How Do You Open:
1. It's during the day so you can do a direct approach. Tell her that she looks good, most girls at the gym have a low sense of self appearance (no makeup, sweats etc..) so this will be well welcomed.
2. Ask for her opinion on something, be creative could relate to anything around you or things in the neighbourhood (ie, good place to eat)
Whatever you do avoid small talk, say whatever you say with confidence and you're good as gold
As for me I usually prefer not having any hot chicks at the gym while I'm working out. It ruins my concentration
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pick up line at the gym - Walk in with a diaper .... sit next to her work out minding your own shit - she'll say something - tell her you shitted yourself the last time you there because you pushed too much weight....
Ice is broken - you take the diaper off - tell her it was a joke - just to get her attention
not sure why im typing this but it was the first thing that came to my mind
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Originally posted by RamsesPickUp
How Do You Open:
1. It's during the day so you can do a direct approach. Tell her that she looks good, most girls at the gym have a low sense of self appearance (no makeup, sweats etc..) so this will be well welcomed.
2. Ask for her opinion on something, be creative could relate to anything around you or things in the neighbourhood (ie, good place to eat)
Whatever you do avoid small talk, say whatever you say with confidence and you're good as gold
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hahaha finally someone fell for it i thought it would never happen
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Um nope couldn't work as someone needs to speak first. I saw what the guy wrote earlier about guys always being on the make. Not true as a good chunk of guys are in a committed relationship at any given time. But if you are currently single why would you not throw yourself out there a bit more? What is the downside? She is on a treadmill not doing open heart surgery. She should be able to do both at the same time and not blow a sneaker.Comment
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This is a classic pick up move.
It's called 'The Waiter.'
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