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  • BFT3K
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2005
    • 10764

    #1

    If You Wipe Your Ass You Are Destroying The Planet!

    Flush once if you agree - twice if you think this story is full of crap...

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/environmen...t-roll-america
  • tony299
    lurker
    • Aug 2002
    • 57021

    #2
    Im not giving up my soft tp for no one. lol

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      • Nov 2003
      • 32189

      #3
      According to some environmentalists, if you drink milk or eat beef, you are fucking up the environment cuz cows burp TONS of methane daily. Methane is probably the worst greenhouse gas.

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      • BFT3K
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2005
        • 10764

        #4
        Reusable toilet wipes? ...

        http://living.wallypop.net/wipes.html

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        • JD
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Sep 2003
          • 22651

          #5
          ffs people... focus on the real issues here not god damn toilet paper

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          • cykoe6
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2005
            • 4499

            #6
            Fuck these Green Party idiots who want to drag us back into the stone age. Let them live without toilet paper and cars and electricity and leave the rest of us the fuck out of it.
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            • geedub
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2005
              • 3489

              #7
              Here in Wisconsin, if you go fishing in Lake Michigan off of Port Washington it's a little North of Milwaukee, you get this white soggy gunk built up on your line, pretty sure its toilet paper..
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              • Iron Fist
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2006
                • 23400

                #8
                Originally posted by JD
                ffs people... focus on the real issues here not god damn toilet paper
                I throw a vote for this reply.
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                • papill0n
                  Unregistered Abuser
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 15547

                  #9
                  They aren't saying don't use toilet paper they are saying it shouldn't be made from virgin rain forests.

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                  • HomerSimpson
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                    • Sep 2005
                    • 13826

                    #10
                    than you should wash your ass like arabs do...
                    it's healthier but if you do not wash your hand after it will smell on poo...
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                    • smutnut
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 5889

                      #11
                      Didn't Sheryl Crow start all this shit with something about being able to wipe her ass with only one sheet of toilet paper? I'm curious how many guys she can get to go down on her now.

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                      • RoCkMaN
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                        • May 2003
                        • 928

                        #12
                        What am I supposed to do? Let it cake on there?
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                        • seeandsee
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                          • Mar 2006
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                          #13
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                          • rayadp05
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                            • Nov 2005
                            • 4175

                            #14
                            I love wiping my asshole with that soft toilet paper. Fuck the cheap ass shit.

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                            • Oracle Porn
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                              • Oct 2002
                              • 24433

                              #15
                              Ive never seen such soft toilet paper as you guys have in the States...thats true.

                              oh now i see why, they use virgins.
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                              • John-ACWM
                                Work Work Work
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 20060

                                #16
                                They can't stop important problems so they bark about the toilet paper

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                                • DaddyHalbucks
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                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 18975

                                  #17
                                  Properly managed, trees/ paper is a renewable resource. Recycling helps alot. I try to recycle all my newspapers, bottles, cans, etc..

                                  The rain forests are more threatened due to ranching/ cattle.
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                                  • Reak AGV
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 4283

                                    #18
                                    I'm going to stop whiping my ass, plus don't flush. See how the smell hurts the environment after a day or two.

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                                    • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE

                                      #19
                                      Do the army wipe!

                                      Take 1 square of TP fold it in half, then fold that in half, and rip the corner off, once you unfold it, you will have a hole in the middle, stick your index finger in that, and proceed to scrape your shit out of your ass with that finger, and pull the TP up off wiping the shit off your finger.

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                                      • bronco67
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Dec 2006
                                        • 29026

                                        #20
                                        I can't use that soft TP. It usually gets ripped to shreds and leaves giant dingleberries.

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                                        • Sly
                                          Let's do some business!
                                          • Sep 2004
                                          • 31379

                                          #21
                                          My problem with the extreme environmentalists is that so many of them want to take away our luxuries because they do something that may damage the environment. Instead, I would prefer to keep said luxuries but find a way to minimize environmental impact or eliminate it altogether. People are not going to give up the basic luxuries that they enjoy, so trying to impose that belief on others is really just a waste of time... finding a way to minimize impact, however, can create a win-win for all.
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks
                                            Properly managed, trees/ paper is a renewable resource. Recycling helps alot. I try to recycle all my newspapers, bottles, cans, etc..

                                            The rain forests are more threatened due to ranching/ cattle.
                                            Good point. There's some tree species that are perfect for harvesting, regrowing, harvesting cycles. Not just for paper/pulp but also for nutritional value. One such tree species is Moringa.

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                                            • Zebra
                                              Banned from Kimmy's couch
                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 5091

                                              #23
                                              Best TP in the world!
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                                              • onwebcam
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                                                • Oct 2005
                                                • 27689

                                                #24
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                                                • RoCkMaN
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                                                  • May 2003
                                                  • 928

                                                  #25
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                                                  • ztik
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                    • 5196

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by geedub
                                                    Here in Wisconsin, if you go fishing in Lake Michigan off of Port Washington it's a little North of Milwaukee, you get this white soggy gunk built up on your line, pretty sure its toilet paper..
                                                    cotton from the trees?
                                                    .

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                                                    • The Seduction of Art
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2009
                                                      • 416

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by HomerSimpson
                                                      than you should wash your ass like arabs do...
                                                      it's healthier but if you do not wash your hand after it will smell on poo...
                                                      Yeah, but they (Seriously) tend to use powdered laundry detergents like Tide.

                                                      We'll all have housewife hands and lakes full of phosphates.
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