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I'm damn old as fuck and I say that with pride! I've forgotten more than you've ever learned.
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One day you and I should meet for a few beers and test that.
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A cat fight is a beautiful thing! Especially when they're in mud!
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I wouldn't call it beautiful... its a little compelling... its a little funny.... its a little sexy... but "beautiful" isn't a work that comes to mind.
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But you're right I absolutely fucking love it when fags kiss and fuck each other in the ass because their fairy friends are loyal customers.
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Congratulations on coming out. But, this is 2017, so no one cares about that much anymore. Or shouldn't, anyway. Live and let live, etc.
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Not my thing, sorry. Women who are sexy to me are women who are educated, take care of their bodies, have interesting things to say and talk about, etc. Now of course I can't tell how smart she is by a picture, but I can definitely tell you she doesn't take care of herself. And the simple fact that she's a hooker is a turn-off to me anyway.
Then again, maybe she's not a hooker. Maybe you're just calling her that because that's how you see all women? You do know that nude modeling and being a prostitute are different things, right?
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This girl can drain your bone
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You're turning me off.
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just like she can suck dry a watermelon.
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Racist much?
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She sucks so hard you might grow an extra inch.
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Really? Did she double the size of your penis? Or triple it? Good for you regardless.