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No my son.. You're missing the point. I didn't give a damn about the reason they burnt their bras because all I was looking for was sex. For that I would have gladly been a feminist, a communist, a facist or even illegal Japanese immigrant. Whatever it took to get me something sweet between the sheets.
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Right. You missed the point.
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Equality comes in 2 forms.
1. It's purchased with money.. the more you have the more "equal" you are.
2. It comes at the end of a gun.
But that's the stuff that eggheads debate and personally I just want the money and my dick sucked.
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Are you proud of that statement? Are you old as fuck, or 10 years old?
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You need to join a cigar club.
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No I don't.
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Dick Nasty introduced me to his a when he and I were in L.A. I got to meet some really cool people too such as Micheal Caine
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Michael Caine won't be calling you.
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Now I'm starting to like you.
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Is it the way I walk?
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30 cents for a bullet and I've got enough meat for 3-6 months depending on the animal. Plus I've got the skin and other parts that are woth a bit of money.
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The skin is worth more to the animal. You traded a life for a little food, money and 10 second hard-on. What a man you are.
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I get excited watching the fights.
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You can't wait for those 2 sweaty men to stop fighting and start kissing, I know.
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I get turned on watching "Cat Fights" because it's sexy watching two women claw each other's eyes out
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Ok.
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I manufacture smut.. porn.. skin flicks.. So I absolutely have no problems paying for sex.
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It's alot more fun exploring sex with someone you like and who likes you, then paying someone to lie to you about it.
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In fact the dirtier the sex the more I'm willing to pay.
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Why don't you take your hookers hunting with you so you don't waste a boner?
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You're missing out.
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No sir, I promise you that I am not.
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Do you know any broads looking for work?
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What's a broad?
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I'm going to be filming a 5 man fat midget gangbang next week and I'm hoping to find a tall blonde without tatoos that speaks english.
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What? No deer meat?
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Maybe it does and maybe it doesn't but muscle cars and assault weapons certainly will get you laid.
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If only YOU could get you laid, eh?