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Admit it... it's completely your personality.

The biggest difference between you and I is that in the 60s when I was helping women burn their bras it was because I wanted to see their tits.
Before my time.

But besides that, I think you missed the point of bra burning.
No my son.. You're missing the point. I didn't give a damn about the reason they burnt their bras because all I was looking for was sex. For that I would have gladly been a feminist, a communist, a facist or even illegal Japanese immigrant. Whatever it took to get me something sweet between the sheets.


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On the other hand I get the feeling that you would have wanted to actually help them with their cause.
Of course. Equality is a right, you know. How could you want to photograph the beauty in women while simultaneously keep them down, limit their rights and dismiss them as anything less than you?
Equality comes in 2 forms.

1. It's purchased with money.. the more you have the more "equal" you are.
2. It comes at the end of a gun.

But that's the stuff that eggheads debate and personally I just want the money and my dick sucked.

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You just need to appreciate the finer things in life such as:

12 year old whisky,
Not really a fan, but friends of mine are introducing me to a few brands.
You're slowly coming out of your shell.

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expensive cigars,
Not really my thing either, but A few times this past summer I've had the chance to enjoy some good ones.
You need to join a cigar club. Dick Nasty introduced me to his a when he and I were in L.A. I got to meet some really cool people too such as Micheal Caine


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muscle cars,
Sure, ok. There's nothing like the low rumble of a perfectly tuned V8.
Now I'm starting to like you.

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the thrill of hunting big game,
Nope! There's nothing thrilling about intruding into the home of an animal with overwhelming firepower, brains and technology and killing it. It's cowardly invasion and murder mislabeled as "sport".
30 cents for a bullet and I've got enough meat for 3-6 months depending on the animal. Plus I've got the skin and other parts that are woth a bit of money.

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the satisfying sound of bare knuckle boxing,
Not me. But it seems that "Manly" things really seem to "satisfy" you. HMmm...
I get excited watching the fights. I get turned on watching "Cat Fights" because it's sexy watching two women claw each other's eyes out

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a big tit hooker,
LOL! So you're so desperate that you would pay someone for 20 minutes of fake love and attention? Geezuz christ.
I manufacture smut.. porn.. skin flicks.. So I absolutely have no problems paying for sex. In fact the dirtier the sex the more I'm willing to pay.
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the aroma of a pair of young woman's panties
Nope!
You're missing out.
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and the tiny wisps of pubic hair that peek out from a bikini bottom.
Hahahaha... nope nope nope.

This post sums up everything I need to know about you. We would definitely not get along well in real life. Sorry! {{Hugs}}}
Do you know any broads looking for work? I'm going to be filming a 5 man fat midget gangbang next week and I'm hoping to find a tall blonde without tatoos that speaks english.

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Actually I've been dressing like a total slob around the house lately.
At least that's better than dressing like a fairy.


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Having guns makes you more of a man and increases dick sizes by 2 inches.
The same goes for muscle cars and noisy motorcycles I'm told. ;)

Peace!
Maybe it does and maybe it doesn't but muscle cars and assault weapons certainly will get you laid.

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