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  • Barefootsies
    Choice is an Illusion
    • Feb 2005
    • 42635

    #1

    Hilarious Funnyman Tyler Perry to buy an island

    Here?s how you can tell the rich from the (functionally) poor. When I want to work uninterrupted, I turn off my cell phone and unplug my wireless router. Tyler Perry buys an island.

    The actor/director/producer/man with too much money plans to by an island to mark his 40th birthday this September, reports PEOPLE.

    ?Renting an island is the best place for me to work uninterrupted,? said Perry, who spent a week vacationing on a private island in the Great Exumas in the Bahamas.

    ?I?m a loner by nature, so when I?m out there on these islands, I just feel like the only person in the world,? said Perry.

    He hasn?t picked a locale or a name for that matter.

    ?It won?t be Tyler Perry?s Island! I?m so sick of seeing Tyler Perry all over everywhere!? he kidded. ?It?ll speak to me,? he says. ?I?ll know what to call it once I?m there.?
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  • tony299
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    • Aug 2002
    • 57021

    #2
    he has my respect, he has squeezed out everything possible out of that madea character, I think a person could. lol

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    • Sly
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      • Sep 2004
      • 31379

      #3
      You can buy an island for less than $1 million.

      I keep seeing his name but have no idea who he really is... a director? What has he done? What I gathered was he was big in the black community?
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      • tony299
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        • Aug 2002
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        #4
        Originally posted by Sly
        You can buy an island for less than $1 million.

        I keep seeing his name but have no idea who he really is... a director? What has he done? What I gathered was he was big in the black community?
        he makes movies focused to a black audience portraying a loud older black woman for the most part.

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        • Barefootsies
          Choice is an Illusion
          • Feb 2005
          • 42635

          #5
          Originally posted by Sly
          You can buy an island for less than $1 million.

          I keep seeing his name but have no idea who he really is... a director? What has he done? What I gathered was he was big in the black community?
          He has had a couple hit black tv shows, and movies to my understanding.
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          • DirtyDanza
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            • Aug 2002
            • 8375

            #6
            is he even funny? I can't watch more than like 2 secs of his stuff

            dunno just can't find his humor funny


            I love eddie murphy though... now thats a funny ass nigga...

            the end of RAW where he starts going off about him in the club with danny terjio and calling his father... then his father...

            lilian get my pistol... eddie got in a fight and shot jimmy walker in the lips...

            eddie why you do that... I like good times
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            • Zoose
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              • Aug 2006
              • 268

              #7
              Originally posted by DirtyDanza
              is he even funny? I can't watch more than like 2 secs of his stuff

              dunno just can't find his humor funny
              Yea he's pretty fuckin boring, the most obvious humor someone could come up with. I suppose its like birds of a feather, flock together. Easy for the black community to relate i guess? Whatever.. he made his millions, props to him.

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              • Spunky
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                • Jun 2002
                • 133978

                #8
                Sweet gig if you can get it

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                • DirtyDanza
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                  • Aug 2002
                  • 8375

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Zoose
                  Yea he's pretty fuckin boring, the most obvious humor someone could come up with. I suppose its like birds of a feather, flock together. Easy for the black community to relate i guess? Whatever.. he made his millions, props to him.
                  eddie murphy is my fav hands down... I can always watch him...

                  same with steve martin....


                  anytime im feeling in the dumps I just throw on the jerk and laugh my ass offf





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                  • spunky99
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                    • Jan 2004
                    • 3462

                    #10
                    house of payne is painful to watch.. and i dunno how many movies he's gotten outta madea.. but maybe with an island he can write something actually good..

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                    • collegeboobies
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 3644

                      #11
                      Tyler Perry is not funny, but after the Wayans Brothers there arent that many other black people making TV shows, so he cornered the whole market.

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                      • fris
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                        • Aug 2002
                        • 55789

                        #12
                        Originally posted by spunky99
                        house of payne is painful to watch.. and i dunno how many movies he's gotten outta madea.. but maybe with an island he can write something actually good..
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                        • hankphone
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                          • Nov 2007
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                          #13
                          Medea can eat my ass. That crap is terrible, but congrats to him for making money.

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                          • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                            (felis madjewicus)
                            • Jul 2006
                            • 20368

                            #14
                            Originally posted by DirtyDanza
                            eddie murphy is my fav hands down... I can always watch him..."
                            gooney goo hoo. what the fuck is gooney goo hoo gus?..


                            the funnist shit, every time i hear eddie murphy do this part of his routine i laugh my fucking ass off. she's a fuckin bigfoot gus...

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                            • notime
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                              • Jun 2003
                              • 8027

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                              gooney goo hoo. what the fuck is gooney goo hoo gus?..


                              the funnist shit, every time i hear eddie murphy do this part of his routine i laugh my fucking ass off. she's a fuckin bigfoot gus...
                              I bought it on dvd when I was in the UK (it's was not available on DVD in Holland)
                              Best show ever! Raw was less good then Delerious.

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                              • JD
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                                • Sep 2003
                                • 22651

                                #16
                                good i hope he fucking stays there. that guy is about as a dead kitten

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                                • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                  (felis madjewicus)
                                  • Jul 2006
                                  • 20368

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by notime
                                  I bought it on dvd when I was in the UK (it's was not available on DVD in Holland)
                                  Best show ever! Raw was less good then Delerious.
                                  Delirious was the fucking shit. Gooney goo hoo...

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                                  • brassmonkey
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                                    • Sep 2005
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                                    #18
                                    good for him
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                                    • BlackCrayon
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                                      • Jun 2003
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                                      #19
                                      that guy actually makes money?
                                      you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                      • dav3
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                                        • May 2007
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                                        #20
                                        "Hilarious Funnyman" and "Tyler Perry" are mutually exclusive
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                                        • brassmonkey
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                                          • Sep 2005
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                          that guy actually makes money
                                          yes he does eh
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                                          • tony299
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                                            • Aug 2002
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by DirtyDanza
                                            is he even funny? I can't watch more than like 2 secs of his stuff

                                            dunno just can't find his humor funny


                                            I love eddie murphy though... now thats a funny ass nigga...

                                            the end of RAW where he starts going off about him in the club with danny terjio and calling his father... then his father...

                                            lilian get my pistol... eddie got in a fight and shot jimmy walker in the lips...

                                            eddie why you do that... I like good times
                                            I agree but unlike eddie he writes for the black market. My mom had got tickets for some black comedy here in atlanta. It would be safe to say we were 5 of the 10 white people in the whole audience. The black people next to me were losing it and we didnt even crack a smile. It was very surreal we left at intermission.

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                                            • Vox
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                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 2710

                                              #23
                                              For anyone who never watched a Tyler Perry show, this would pretty much sum it all up.
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                                              • John-ACWM
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                                                • Nov 2008
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                                                #24
                                                If the man has the money,more than fine

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                                                • SoloGirlsContent
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 5013

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by hankphone
                                                  Medea can eat my ass. That crap is terrible, but congrats to him for making money.
                                                  it's actually NOT terrible..he has a huge audience and fills a void in hollywood..only a few years ago..he was HOMELESS and made MAdea into PLAYS on the stage..that's when he hit big..the movies followed

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                                                  • Sly
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                                                    • Sep 2004
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                                                    #26
                                                    Okay, we need a black man's opinion on this... BVF? TDF? Is the man actually funny or is it more of a case where he is the only option?
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                                                    • TDF
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                                                      • Mar 2002
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Sly
                                                      Okay, we need a black man's opinion on this... BVF? TDF? Is the man actually funny or is it more of a case where he is the only option?
                                                      someone icq'd me this thread, i dont know why though The plays are good watching live but the TV shows are the most coonish and buffonish things I have ever seen in my life and i would rather eat smegma than watch them. His movies have been ok and the best one to me being the family that preys with kathy bates...bottom line is if you like negro mammie style of comedy then its right up your alley
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                                                      • DirtyDanza
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                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                        • 8375

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by tony404
                                                        I agree but unlike eddie he writes for the black market. My mom had got tickets for some black comedy here in atlanta. It would be safe to say we were 5 of the 10 white people in the whole audience. The black people next to me were losing it and we didnt even crack a smile. It was very surreal we left at intermission.
                                                        I know the feeling...

                                                        my partner does standup


                                                        he was the MC for the "latin kings of comedy" with paul rodriguiz

                                                        he opens the show

                                                        well before let me tell you

                                                        he's a big 6'4" jew not latin at all


                                                        his open liner



                                                        he walks out on stage


                                                        says

                                                        "turn on the lights....


                                                        hello my name is martin Im with INS... you've all been punked"


                                                        it gets a laugh...


                                                        but lots of the jokes the comedians tell are geared twords the latin crowd....
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                                                        • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                          (felis madjewicus)
                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                          • 20368

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by DirtyDanza
                                                          he's a big 6'4" jew not latin at all
                                                          his open liner
                                                          he walks out on stage
                                                          says
                                                          "turn on the lights....
                                                          hello my name is martin Im with INS... you've all been punked"
                                                          it gets a laugh...
                                                          but lots of the jokes the comedians tell are geared twords the latin crowd....
                                                          sounds like an Ari Shafer joke, lol

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                                                          • jakethedog
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                                                            • Jun 2004
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                                                            #30
                                                            There is a guy in our industry who retired and bought a tropical resort with his buyout money ...

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                                                            • Naphtansa
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                                                              #31
                                                              are the amazons included in the price ?
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                                                              • Barefootsies
                                                                Choice is an Illusion
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by TDF
                                                                bottom line is if you like negro mammie style of comedy then its right up your alley
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