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Dear Canada:

02-26-2009, 10:24 AM

I've noticed lately that your people are telling jokes that my people created five years ago that have already lost all humor-credibility and frankly just aren't funny. Can you bring your colonies up-to speed please?

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-America-

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02-26-2009, 12:02 PM

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02-26-2009, 12:02 PM

hahaha lot of canadians here eh

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02-26-2009, 12:04 PM

Dear america stop being stupid and fucking things up for everyone else

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02-26-2009, 12:08 PM

that's because 5 years ago was a happier time.

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02-26-2009, 12:09 PM

Originally posted by »Rob Content«

Dear america stop being stupid and fucking things up for everyone else

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02-26-2009, 12:13 PM

We'll be torturing you with old jokes until your USD gets back to being worth what it was 5 years ago.

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02-26-2009, 12:25 PM

Originally posted by »Rob Content«

Dear america stop being stupid and fucking things up for everyone else

lol... very nice...
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02-26-2009, 01:16 PM

The United States telling Canada to catch up when it comes to humor? That's hilarious in itself...

Also, you're in Florida, all we send their is old people...
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02-26-2009, 03:11 PM

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NO the Mounties don’t wear the red suit like in the movie Canadian bacon “nor the hat you idiot”
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02-26-2009, 03:28 PM

5-year old American jokes are fairly new up here in Canada - considering your former President GWB was a bad joke for 8 years.
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02-26-2009, 03:47 PM

Bush lol.

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02-26-2009, 04:05 PM

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02-26-2009, 07:00 PM

Believe it or not...this is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995.

US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

CND reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course.

CND reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!

US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA*, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!

CND reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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02-26-2009, 07:30 PM

hmm hhaaha
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02-26-2009, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by »Rob Content«

Dear america stop being stupid and fucking things up for everyone else

Dear everyone else, stop being so dependent on America and our fuck-ups won't bother you. I hear China and Iran would like some little brothers and sisters.

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02-26-2009, 07:38 PM

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02-26-2009, 07:59 PM

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02-26-2009, 09:05 PM

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02-26-2009, 09:08 PM

Originally posted by Dcat

Believe it or not...this is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995.

US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

CND reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course.

CND reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!

US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA*, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!

CND reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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02-26-2009, 09:10 PM

Originally posted by Sly

Dear everyone else, stop being so dependent on America and our fuck-ups won't bother you. I hear China and Iran would like some little brothers and sisters.

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02-26-2009, 10:05 PM

yeah sorry America, because Jim Carrey and Mike Myers aren't funny at all.

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#23

02-26-2009, 10:09 PM

We seem to export our comedians fairly regularly to America with good results. Hm.

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02-26-2009, 10:09 PM

American girls dont seem to have a problem with our humor and certainly dont have a problem fucking us either .... hahhahaha college in the U.S. was fun

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02-26-2009, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by Hazlewood

American girls dont seem to have a problem with our humor and certainly dont have a problem fucking us either .... hahhahaha college in the U.S. was fun
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02-26-2009, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by Dcat

Believe it or not...this is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995.

US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

CND reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course.

CND reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!

US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA*, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!

CND reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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02-27-2009, 02:06 PM

Bump to all the Canadians, A... That movie "Strange Brew" Rocked!

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02-27-2009, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by »Rob Content«

Dear america stop being stupid and fucking things up for everyone else

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02-27-2009, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by skrinkladoo

Bump to all the Canadians, A... That movie "Strange Brew" Rocked!

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