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  • Snake Doctor
    I'm Lenny2 Bitch
    • Mar 2001
    • 13449

    #1

    Congratulations to spacedog (part 1), AlienQ, MetaformX, jimthefiend, et al

    Jon Clark has officially surpassed you as the biggest loser/troll/self-destructing-train-wreck in the history of GFY.

    There was a time when one could argue which of the 4 people listed (and a few others) were actually the greatest fail characters in GFY history, but now there is no question.

    Jon Clark is the Michael Phelps of GFY losers. The Michael Jordan of GFY failures. The Bill Gates of fake GFY playa status. The Tiger Woods of internet tough-guys posting from their mother's basements. The Lance Armstrong of low self esteem people desperate to gain attention and feel important on an internet message board.

    You sir, are the epitome of failure.
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  • CyberHustler
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    • Feb 2006
    • 28799

    #2
    Parked...
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    • dial
      Confirmed User
      • May 2006
      • 1225

      #3
      is jon clark still posting? I didn't even notice him with FFVB installed
      boom chicka wah wah

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      • Snake Doctor
        I'm Lenny2 Bitch
        • Mar 2001
        • 13449

        #4
        FWIW.....I said spacedog (part 1) because the spacedog of a few years ago was a total fucking train wreck.

        The one who came back, while still a few fries short of a happy meal, is nowhere near Jon Clark or AlienQ level.
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        • Nicky
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          • Mar 2003
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          #5
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          • HorseShit
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            • Dec 2004
            • 17513

            #6
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            • Barefootsies
              Choice is an Illusion
              • Feb 2005
              • 42635

              #7
              Originally posted by Snake Doctor
              Jon Clark is the Michael Phelps of GFY losers. The Michael Jordan of GFY failures. The Bill Gates of fake GFY playa status. The Tiger Woods of internet tough-guys posting from their mother's basements. The Lance Armstrong of low self esteem people desperate to gain attention and feel important on an internet message board.

              You sir, are the epitome of failure.
              Goddamn that's fucking HILARIOUS!!!!
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              • pocketkangaroo
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                • Jan 2005
                • 8452

                #8
                This is one of the funnier threads I've read in awhile. The Michael Phelps line almost had me spit up my soda.

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                • spacedog
                  Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 14149

                  #9
                  fucking dick!

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                  • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                    best designer on GFY
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 30307

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Snake Doctor
                    FWIW.....I said spacedog (part 1) because the spacedog of a few years ago was a total fucking train wreck.

                    The one who came back, while still a few fries short of a happy meal, is nowhere near Jon Clark or AlienQ level.
                    Funny...
                    Rather than glower you might want to check yourself.
                    You fall on the moron list as well.

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                    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                      best designer on GFY
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 30307

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pocketkangaroo
                      This is one of the funnier threads I've read in awhile. The Michael Phelps line almost had me spit up my soda.
                      You must be an occasional or infrequent reader.
                      Or just easily amused?

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                      • candyflip
                        Carpe Visio
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 43074

                        #12
                        Originally posted by AlienQ
                        Funny...
                        Rather than glower you might want to check yourself.
                        You fall on the moron list as well.
                        How exactly does one glower?

                        You're spot on the list is rightfully earned.

                        Spend you some brain.
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                        • collegeboobies
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 3644

                          #13
                          this is a big day on gfy

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                          • Thrawn$
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                            • Apr 2002
                            • 4596

                            #14
                            This is HILARIOUS!!!!
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                            • Snake Doctor
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                              • Mar 2001
                              • 13449

                              #15
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                              • Snake Doctor
                                I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                • Mar 2001
                                • 13449

                                #16
                                Originally posted by AlienQ
                                Funny...
                                Rather than glower you might want to check yourself.
                                You fall on the moron list as well.
                                I most interesting part about this post isn't that you tried to lump me in with your group to make yourself feel better. The most interesting part is that you conceded you're a moron but you're too much of a moron to realize that you did it.
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                                • GAMEFINEST
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                                  • Nov 2006
                                  • 14472

                                  #17
                                  lol...funny shit
                                  Compound interest.

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                                  • ~Ray
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                                    • 18361

                                    #18
                                    you forgot doridori
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                                    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                      best designer on GFY
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 30307

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Snake Doctor
                                      I most interesting part about this post isn't that you tried to lump me in with your group to make yourself feel better. The most interesting part is that you conceded you're a moron but you're too much of a moron to realize that you did it.
                                      NO, I just do not think highly of myself. I know I am a moron, the first step is the hardest... Admitting there is a problem.

                                      Maybe you should try and help yourself a little as well.

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                                      • Bake
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                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 5919

                                        #20
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                                        • Snake Doctor
                                          I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                          • Mar 2001
                                          • 13449

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by AlienQ
                                          NO, I just do not think highly of myself. I know I am a moron, the first step is the hardest... Admitting there is a problem.

                                          Maybe you should try and help yourself a little as well.
                                          You're more delusional than I thought if you think that you and I are playing on the same field here.

                                          Of course, I can't be sure which of your personalities this is coming from. You have enough of them to start your own softball league.
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                                          • chupachups
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                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 6576

                                            #22
                                            Why Spacedog?

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                                            • Snake Doctor
                                              I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                              • Mar 2001
                                              • 13449

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by chupachups
                                              Why Spacedog?
                                              This was the thread that made him famous.
                                              http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=51054

                                              Most of his threads from back then were similar to that one.

                                              Since he came back he's mellowed out alot, but he's still a bit off, if you know what I mean.

                                              His "advice" to all of us to forget about google and optimize for MSN instead (this was 2 years ago...I guess the big thing he "knew" was coming is still in the works?)
                                              http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=709665

                                              Opening a "program" with a paysite that couldn't bill VISA because he didn't have the $750 for the fee.
                                              http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=687468

                                              And of course the obligatory conspiracy stuff...where the "elites" are going to merge the U.S. with Mexico and all our dollars will become worthless
                                              http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=876034

                                              Conspiracy thinking like this tends to predominate in unsuccessful people who need someone to blame for their failures. I guess it helps if you believe some all-powerful elites are pulling the puppet strings on the world, and they're the real reason people like you can't get ahead. It absolves you from responsibility for your failures.

                                              Anyways, those are the reasons spacedog is on the list with AlienQ, MetaformX, etc....back in the day, spacedog meltdowns were legendary. Truckloads of popcorn were consumed by GFY posters while watching those train wrecks.
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                                              • Bored
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                                                • Feb 2002
                                                • 1011

                                                #24
                                                This thread doesn't deliver, move along
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                                                • StuartD
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                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 29903

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by dial
                                                  is jon clark still posting? I didn't even notice him with FFVB installed
                                                  It's strange, isn't it? I've caught myself a few times thinking "Wow, that person is still here?" simply because I forget the even exist!
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                                                  • devine
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                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                    • 620

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Snake Doctor
                                                    This was the thread that made him famous.
                                                    http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=51054

                                                    Most of his threads from back then were similar to that one.

                                                    Since he came back he's mellowed out alot, but he's still a bit off, if you know what I mean.

                                                    His "advice" to all of us to forget about google and optimize for MSN instead (this was 2 years ago...I guess the big thing he "knew" was coming is still in the works?)
                                                    http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=709665

                                                    Opening a "program" with a paysite that couldn't bill VISA because he didn't have the $750 for the fee.
                                                    http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=687468

                                                    And of course the obligatory conspiracy stuff...where the "elites" are going to merge the U.S. with Mexico and all our dollars will become worthless
                                                    http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=876034

                                                    Conspiracy thinking like this tends to predominate in unsuccessful people who need someone to blame for their failures. I guess it helps if you believe some all-powerful elites are pulling the puppet strings on the world, and they're the real reason people like you can't get ahead. It absolves you from responsibility for your failures.

                                                    Anyways, those are the reasons spacedog is on the list with AlienQ, MetaformX, etc....back in the day, spacedog meltdowns were legendary. Truckloads of popcorn were consumed by GFY posters while watching those train wrecks.

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                                                    • Diomed
                                                      Converting like it's 1999
                                                      • Jan 2009
                                                      • 6167

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                      Funny...
                                                      Rather than glower you might want to check yourself.
                                                      You fall on the moron list as well.
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                                                      • Diomed
                                                        Converting like it's 1999
                                                        • Jan 2009
                                                        • 6167

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                        I know I am a moron
                                                        Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                        I know I am a moron
                                                        Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                        I know I am a moron
                                                        That's refreshing.
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                                                        • Snake Doctor
                                                          I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                                          • Mar 2001
                                                          • 13449

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Snake Doctor
                                                          This was the thread that made him famous.
                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=51054

                                                          Most of his threads from back then were similar to that one.

                                                          Since he came back he's mellowed out alot, but he's still a bit off, if you know what I mean.

                                                          His "advice" to all of us to forget about google and optimize for MSN instead (this was 2 years ago...I guess the big thing he "knew" was coming is still in the works?)
                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=709665

                                                          Opening a "program" with a paysite that couldn't bill VISA because he didn't have the $750 for the fee.
                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=687468

                                                          And of course the obligatory conspiracy stuff...where the "elites" are going to merge the U.S. with Mexico and all our dollars will become worthless
                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=876034

                                                          Conspiracy thinking like this tends to predominate in unsuccessful people who need someone to blame for their failures. I guess it helps if you believe some all-powerful elites are pulling the puppet strings on the world, and they're the real reason people like you can't get ahead. It absolves you from responsibility for your failures.

                                                          Anyways, those are the reasons spacedog is on the list with AlienQ, MetaformX, etc....back in the day, spacedog meltdowns were legendary. Truckloads of popcorn were consumed by GFY posters while watching those train wrecks.
                                                          And of course we can't forget the "I'm so scared and I need help" thread that the mods eventually locked because it got bumped every other month for years because of it's entertainment value.
                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=56419

                                                          Funny how the tough guys who threaten to kick everyone's ass are the ones that come crying and begging for help eventually. The similarities in pattern between guys like spacedog, jimthefiend, and Jon Clark are unnerving.
                                                          I swear I need to get a DSM and look it up. There has to be a clinical definition for what they have.
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                                                          • Barefootsies
                                                            Choice is an Illusion
                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                            • 42635

                                                            #30
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                                                            • _Richard_
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Oct 2006
                                                              • 30989

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Snake Doctor
                                                              This was the thread that made him famous.
                                                              http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=51054

                                                              .
                                                              gotta be the funniest thread ever

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                                                              • who
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                                                                • Aug 2003
                                                                • 19593

                                                                #32
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                                                                • dig420
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                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                  • 9240

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Not even close. Sexeducation was much worse, and imho Pathfinder is also a bigger debacle. Probably before your time.

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                                                                    #34
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                                                                    • who
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                                                                      #35

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                                                                      • ExLust
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                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • LeRoy
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                                                                          #37
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                                                                            #38
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                                                                            • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                              North Coast Pimp
                                                                              • Dec 2005
                                                                              • 9395

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I am a 100% bona fide winner!


                                                                              My goal has been to get all of you talking about me and paying attention... I have succeeded...

                                                                              Everytime I turn around there is a new thread about me.. Everytime I start a thread everyone jumps in it...


                                                                              I won... And everyone playing alone with me here has lost!

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                                                                              • tony299
                                                                                lurker
                                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                                • 57021

                                                                                #40
                                                                                that is too funny lol

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                                                                                • polish_aristocrat
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                  • 40377

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  you forgot kak_azn
                                                                                  I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                                  • lazzlo
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                                    • 3709

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Snake Doctor
                                                                                    This was the thread that made him famous.
                                                                                    http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=51054
                                                                                    That was awesome cause it was so innocent, made me laugh! thanks!

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                                                                                    • candyflip
                                                                                      Carpe Visio
                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                      • 43074

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Jon Clark
                                                                                      I am a 100% bona fide winner!


                                                                                      My goal has been to get all of you talking about me and paying attention... I have succeeded...

                                                                                      Everytime I turn around there is a new thread about me.. Everytime I start a thread everyone jumps in it...


                                                                                      I won... And everyone playing alone with me here has lost!
                                                                                      The fact that you think this is just more proof that you're a moron.

                                                                                      All that big baller talk and you are pushing about 1 sale per day.

                                                                                      Yeah you win. You sure fooled EVERYONE.

                                                                                      Spend you some brain.
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                                                                                      • StuartD
                                                                                        Sofa King Band
                                                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                                                        • 29903

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Jon Clark
                                                                                        I am a 100% bona fide winner!


                                                                                        My goal has been to get all of you talking about me and paying attention... I have succeeded...

                                                                                        Everytime I turn around there is a new thread about me.. Everytime I start a thread everyone jumps in it...


                                                                                        I won... And everyone playing alone with me here has lost!
                                                                                        Yup, less and less people will do business with you every time you post... you win. We lose.
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                                                                                        This is me on twitter

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                                                                                        • seeandsee
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                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                          • 50945

                                                                                          #45
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                                                                                          • Snake Doctor
                                                                                            I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                                                                            • Mar 2001
                                                                                            • 13449

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by dig420
                                                                                            Not even close. Sexeducation was much worse, and imho Pathfinder is also a bigger debacle. Probably before your time.
                                                                                            No I was here for that, and they were train wrecks, they were just so long ago that I'd forgotten about them.

                                                                                            Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                                                            you forgot kak_azn
                                                                                            Yeah well title space limited me to only naming a few of my top GFY characters of all time. I couldn't possibly list them all.

                                                                                            As for biggest GFY laughing moment, what do you guys think that was?

                                                                                            I'm going to say Stephen Takacs. I almost peed my pants laughing that weekend.
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                                                                                            • Fletch XXX
                                                                                              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                              • 60840

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              "The Michael Phelps of GFY?"

                                                                                              He smoked a bong and won olympics, you saying Jon Clark is an olympian?

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                                                                                              • wjxxx
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • Feb 2005
                                                                                                • 4448

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Congrats to the winners

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                                                                                                • SpeakEasy
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                                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                                  • 2681

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                                                                  Funny...
                                                                                                  Rather than glower you might want to check yourself.
                                                                                                  You fall on the moron list as well.
                                                                                                  Now that is Hilarious, and true
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                                                                                                  • Snake Doctor
                                                                                                    I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                                                                                    • Mar 2001
                                                                                                    • 13449

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                                                    "The Michael Phelps of GFY?"

                                                                                                    He smoked a bong and won olympics, you saying Jon Clark is an olympian?
                                                                                                    I said the Michael Phelps of GFY losers

                                                                                                    Him, failing on GFY, is like what Michael Phelps does in the pool. Nobody else can keep up with the fail.
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