Question....... I am officially a "Groomsman" for my friends wedding what are my

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    Question....... I am officially a "Groomsman" for my friends wedding what are my

    responsibilities????????


    Am i in charge of the hookers and blow or is that the best mans job?
  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682

    #2
    you have to shave his balls.

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    • Juicy D. Links
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992

      #3
      Originally posted by MetaMan
      you have to shave his balls.
      dont joke this is serious

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      • MetaMan
        I AM WEB 2.0
        • Jan 2003
        • 28682

        #4
        Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
        dont joke this is serious

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        • munki
          Do Fun Shit.
          • Dec 2004
          • 13393

          #5
          Groomsmen are stripper support and drinks... hookers and blow are best man's territory

          “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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          • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE

            #6
            Groomsmen don't do much actually, it's the best man who does everything.

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            • born4porn
              FUKM ALL!
              • Jan 2004
              • 38781

              #7
              you will need the pink Flamingo!

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              • Juicy D. Links
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 122992

                #8
                btw he likes his salad tossed should i get him 2 chicks to toss it for him as a last hoorah?

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                • Juicy D. Links
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                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992

                  #9
                  i am gonna fuck all the bridesmates

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                  • munki
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                    • Dec 2004
                    • 13393

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                    i am gonna fuck all the bridesmates

                    “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                    • NickB.
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 8865

                      #11
                      condoms, lube - dont want the guy to share a Hoe STD with the wifey

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                      • baddog
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                        • Apr 2001
                        • 107089

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                        responsibilities????????


                        Am i in charge of the hookers and blow or is that the best mans job?
                        That is the best man's job, but he is probably going to come to you looking for the hook up.

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                        • baddog
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 107089

                          #13
                          Originally posted by munki
                          Stop being so judgmental. It is 2009.

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                          • Spunky
                            I need a beer
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 133978

                            #14
                            Tie him naked on the hood of his car and paint his nuts blue while driving him downntown

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                            • CarlosTheGaucho
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                              • Oct 2005
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                              #15
                              Don't fuck the bride, that's it.
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                              • CarlosTheGaucho
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                                • Oct 2005
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Spunky
                                Tie him naked on the hood of his car and paint his nuts blue while driving him downntown


                                Shit I haven't noticed this, best reply!
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                                • Triple10Terry
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                                  • Jun 2007
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                                  #17
                                  You get to enjoy all the best man's hard work


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                                  • UFGators2007
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                                    • Nov 2007
                                    • 1739

                                    #18
                                    Groomsmen do not have any other responsibility but to help the Best Man pay for shit during the stag party. You should also be available to help if/when the Groom gets shitfaced.

                                    I almost forgot...you are also there to help cover up what happened that night. You need to make sure you get your story straight with all the other guys.
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                                    • grumpy
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                                      • Jan 2002
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                                      #19
                                      gay marriage allowed in NY now?
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                                      • munki
                                        Do Fun Shit.
                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 13393

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by baddog
                                        Stop being so judgmental. It is 2009.

                                        “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                        • Sosa
                                          In Tushy Land
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 40149

                                          #21
                                          Be lucky you aren't the bestman. You get to pretty much just enjoy everything.

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                                          • tranza
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                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 57559

                                            #22
                                            I always thought they do nothing!
                                            I'm just a newbie.

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                                            • HorseShit
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                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 17513

                                              #23
                                              Emil will be here soon to provide best practices

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                                              • John-ACWM
                                                Work Work Work
                                                • Nov 2008
                                                • 20060

                                                #24

                                                Some useful things in this thread

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                                                • Dirty F
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                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 59204

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                  responsibilities????????

                                                  I've been thinking about that word. It's quite an odd word. Just look at it for 10 secs.

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                                                  • CarlosTheGaucho
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                                                    • Oct 2005
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by munki
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                                                    • Meeper
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                                                      • Feb 2007
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Killswitch
                                                      Groomsmen don't do much actually, it's the best man who does everything.
                                                      Quoted for fuckin truth. Never again will I be the bestman lol
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                                                      • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Meeper
                                                        Quoted for fuckin truth. Never again will I be the bestman lol
                                                        I hear ya, I was a best man once, I can't wait until I get married just to pay that mother fucker back, haha!

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                                                        • Davidstinator
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                                                          • Feb 2009
                                                          • 103

                                                          #29
                                                          Bestman = the worst gig in a wedding. Be glad you're just along for the ride.

                                                          That said - you might want to consult w/ the best man to make sure you don't get a bad job.. Most Bachelor parties I've been on, we had a "Buy in" - say $500 for the weekend. To cover everything. THen a "Bagman" pays everything through the weekend. THe Bagman prevents arguments, penny-pinching, and bitching. If you run out of funds, everyone hits the ATM again for a certain amount.

                                                          Usually there is some fool who will charge everything on his credit card for the miles, then you end up spending the cash too... but fuck it.. as long as you're not the bagman, it's not your responsibility.

                                                          Have fun!
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                                                          • webair
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                                                            • Feb 2002
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                                                            #30


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                                                            • LeRoy
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                                                              • Jul 2007
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                                                              #31
                                                              As a groomsman I take it upon myself to "be that really drunk guy"
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                                                              • webair
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