Pick-Up Lines

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 02-13-2009, 10:05 AM

my favorite has always been "awww, you're so cute i bet you shit little pink cupcakes"

obviously it needs the right lead up, but it usually cracks a smile for being a terribly corny pickup line...

**tranza** · 02-13-2009, 10:17 AM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

my favorite has always been "awww, you're so cute i bet you shit little pink cupcakes"

obviously it needs the right lead up, but it usually cracks a smile for being a terribly corny pickup line...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH, I LOL'D

**SexualDragon** · 02-13-2009, 10:42 AM

my favorite is: I love every bone in your body, especially mine

**JA$ON** · 02-13-2009, 10:48 AM

You know, you remind me of a socket wrench

woman: huh?

every time I look at you my nuts tighten

**Reak AGV** · 02-13-2009, 10:49 AM

I just refer to the 500 baht note in my pocket, and go from there.

**JA$ON** · 02-13-2009, 10:50 AM

to offset the crude one above...I give you this.....

Walk up to a woman sitting at a bar and turn the back of her colar up to expose the tag on her shirt. She'll whip around a little pissed off. Then just reply....

"Im sorry to bother you, but I just HAD to see if you were made in heaven"

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 02-13-2009, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by Reak AGV

I just refer to the 500 baht note in my pocket, and go from there.

I just refer to the dictionary to figure out wtf fuck a baht is, and goto xe.com from there...

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 02-13-2009, 10:53 AM

500.00 THB = 14.2346 USD

That's it, I'm moving to fucking thailand...

**vod** · 02-13-2009, 11:24 AM

XonDemand

Should I call in the morning or just nudge you?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by you again?

**RamsesPickUp** · 02-13-2009, 12:25 PM

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

**Way3** · 02-13-2009, 02:51 PM

What's your sign?

**Ethersync** · 02-13-2009, 02:56 PM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

That's it, I'm moving to fucking thailand...

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 02-13-2009, 02:59 PM

Originally posted by Ethersync

Hey, if I can roll into a club with $15 in my pocket feeling all rich gangsta, ready to party, and unquestionably confident that I am walking out with pussy. Count me in...

I'M IN THIS BITCH!
GOT A 500 BAHT BILL Y'ALL
'BOUT TO SPEND THIS BITCH!

**kane** · 02-13-2009, 03:07 PM

Here are a few I can remember.

"Are you in the Army?" (she says no) "Because your ass is the bomb."

"You have nice shoes...they would look better up over my shoulders."

"That is a nice outfit...I wonder how it would look crumpled up on my floor."

**avalanche** · 02-13-2009, 03:35 PM

"Ever had your belly button licked from the inside????"

**Ethersync** · 02-13-2009, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

Hey, if I can roll into a club with $15 in my pocket feeling all rich gangsta, ready to party, and unquestionably confident that I am walking out with pussy. Count me in...

I'M IN THIS BITCH!
GOT A 500 BAHT BILL Y'ALL
'BOUT TO SPEND THIS BITCH!

Do it and post stories here about your exploits

**hankphone** · 02-13-2009, 03:42 PM

Didn't we go to different high schools together?

**1BB** · 02-13-2009, 03:47 PM

Cool!!! i use this night with my new neighbor :P

**vod** · 02-18-2009, 01:59 PM

XonDemand

Do you know what would look good on you? ME ;- )

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to walk by agian ?

can my friend buy you a drink

**Meeper** · 02-18-2009, 02:21 PM

This one gets em every time.

"Were you raised on a chicken farm? Because you really know how to raise some cock."

**fris** · 02-18-2009, 04:28 PM

http://pickuplinegenerator.com/

**Phaseman** · 02-18-2009, 05:00 PM

Originally posted by Reak AGV

I just refer to the 500 baht note in my pocket, and go from there.

Works for me and for 1000Baht she'll bring her friend

**NickB.** · 02-18-2009, 05:35 PM

walk up to a girl look down to your penis throw your hands up and tell her:

Welll......??????? - This Dick Aint sucking itself!??!?!?! NO WOULD IT?

--------> OR!!!!

Excuse me gorgeous can I ask you a question Dear? ---- dont wait for answer ------ Do you know sucking dick is good for your Teeth????!!!!! ------ BECAUSE IF YOU DONT SUCK MY DICK RIGHT NOW ILL PUNCH ALL YOUR DAMN TEETH OUR OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH BITCH

**NickB.** · 02-18-2009, 05:36 PM

where are you from? - Do you have some dutch in you? ------ no? You want some dutch in you? hahahhhaha

**NickB.** · 02-18-2009, 05:52 PM

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

**halfpint** · 02-18-2009, 05:55 PM

"Dont look at me with those come to bed eyes" always works a treat

**GetSCORECash** · 02-18-2009, 05:59 PM

I'm learning alot from this thread...

**Spunky** · 02-18-2009, 06:14 PM

I gotta remember some of these

**WarChild** · 02-18-2009, 06:18 PM

"No your drink is supposed to taste like that.".

Works every time.

**KRosh** · 02-18-2009, 09:01 PM

* My, those have go to be the whitest teeth I have ever hoped to Cum across.

**EscortBiz** · 02-18-2009, 09:02 PM

the very best pickup line in socal is "a line of coke"

**Bird** · 02-18-2009, 09:06 PM

Are you on myspace?

**Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 02-18-2009, 09:07 PM

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

^ Winner right there.

**gimo33** · 02-18-2009, 09:09 PM

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

**Lewis_T** · 02-18-2009, 09:30 PM

Nice legs, when do they open?

**donkevlar** · 02-18-2009, 09:43 PM

My dick just died... mind if I bury it in your ass?

**vod** · 02-20-2009, 01:48 PM

XonDemand

best pick up line always works...

how much $$ do you need ?

**PornMD** · 02-20-2009, 02:03 PM

Originally posted by vod

this one is my personal favorite...

Hello, Do you like Apples? ( get a answer yes or no ) OK how about me and you go back to my place and I bend you over my coach and fuck you up the ass all night long, how do you like those apples....

"Come again?"

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