FACTOID: People who say they like drunk sex only like it because it is the only time

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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682

    #1

    FACTOID: People who say they like drunk sex only like it because it is the only time

    they can pick up drunk chicks that wouldnt even look twice if they were sober.


    FACTOID:
    drunk sex sucks and is never as satisfying as sober sex

  • D
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2006
    • 7412

    #2
    Usually, the only time you're absolutely wrong is when you speak in absolutes.

    "Never" is a pretty huge word.

    And, speaking from personal experience, I've had at least one episode of "drunk sex" that was a whole lot more satisfying than sober sex episodes from the same time period... but I think that's mostly because my girlfriend at the time was a bit of a prude, and getting a bit tipsy helped let a lot of her inhibitions fly out the window.... normally she wouldn't even get on top, but that night, she rode me like Calamaty Jane on a Bucking Bronco.
    -D.
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    • Fletch XXX
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      • Jan 2002
      • 60840

      #3
      when you say "sober," you mean "gay" right?

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      • MetaMan
        I AM WEB 2.0
        • Jan 2003
        • 28682

        #4
        D your constant obvious answers are so fucking annoying. please stfu.

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        • D
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2006
          • 7412

          #5
          Originally posted by MetaMan
          D your constant obvious answers are so fucking annoying. please stfu.
          If they're so obvious, then why do they regularly contradict the points you make?
          -D.
          ICQ: 202-96-31

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          • Angie77
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2007
            • 1356

            #6
            I wouldn't say all the time.
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            • jonesonyou
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              • Sep 2003
              • 3853

              #7
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              • Elli
                Reach for those stars!
                • Apr 2003
                • 17991

                #8
                I like tipsy sex because we both really let go and tell the neighbours to go to hell
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                • CDSmith
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                  • May 2001
                  • 51460

                  #9
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                  • mistergardener
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 746

                    #10
                    Drunk or sober sex is fun!

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                    • MetaMan
                      I AM WEB 2.0
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 28682

                      #11
                      Originally posted by D
                      If they're so obvious, then why do they regularly contradict the points you make?
                      i am just saying you are fucking annoying.

                      you are the type of guy to see a green sign and point out it is green and expect people to think you have an ounce of intelligence.

                      please stfu.

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                      • MetaMan
                        I AM WEB 2.0
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 28682

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Elli
                        I like tipsy sex because we both really let go and tell the neighbours to go to hell
                        i am pretty sure the title said "drunk sex" but i dont expect anyone with GFY to actually read the topic and remember it for maybe 2 seconds.

                        ok all sex is good but drunk sex is not as fun, i like to toss my women around, flip them, etc. i am a stud in bed, and sittin there half spinnin gettin a half assed BJ doesnt really float my boat.

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                        • headless ghost
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2005
                          • 893

                          #13
                          maybe it is not the sex, but the drunk they like,
                          could be.

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                          • frostyimpressions
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2007
                            • 918

                            #14
                            Originally posted by MetaMan


                            FACTOID:
                            drunk sex sucks and is never as satisfying as sober sex

                            I agree completely. However, stoned sex is another story.
                            Lisa

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                            • GeXus
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2003
                              • 3320

                              #15
                              Originally posted by D

                              "Never" is a pretty huge word.
                              We've got a fucking Aristotle here folks

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                              • D
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2006
                                • 7412

                                #16
                                Originally posted by MetaMan
                                i am just saying you are fucking annoying.

                                you are the type of guy to see a green sign and point out it is green and expect people to think you have an ounce of intelligence.

                                please stfu.
                                That's not true. I don't expect much from my fellow man at all. You've done your part in teaching me that.

                                Sorry I annoy you.

                                Much <3.
                                -D.
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                                • Kard63
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 8944

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                                  they can pick up drunk chicks that wouldnt even look twice if they were sober.


                                  FACTOID:
                                  drunk sex sucks and is never as satisfying as sober sex

                                  I know way more chicks than guys that claim to like drunk sex better. I always thought it was because they are dirty dirty whores.

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                                  • seeandsee
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                                    • Mar 2006
                                    • 50945

                                    #18
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                                    • BlackCrayon
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 19634

                                      #19
                                      Drunk sex is fun. She is up for a lot more than she usually would be.
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                                      • fatfoo
                                        ICQ:649699063
                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 27763

                                        #20
                                        If you're drunk you get less horny and more numb, besides you feel it less, and can't remember shit afterwards.
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                                        • Smokieflame
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                                          • May 2008
                                          • 596

                                          #21
                                          drunk sex is not good. b/c who really enjoys chewing off their arm the next morning.....
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                                          • Iron Fist
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Dec 2006
                                            • 23400

                                            #22
                                            Well I would say that even though the chick is ugly... and probably thinks the same of me, it seems to be "no strings attached" sex, as in "no emotional baggage" afterwards... and you can blame whatever actually happened on "bring drunk".

                                            Come on people... it's just guilt free sex!
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