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  • Libertine
    sex dwarf
    • May 2002
    • 17860

    #1

    Help me fuck with a Nigerian scammer

    I need some entertainment, and got this in my email:

    Dear Thomas,
    Goodday how are you,i know that my message will come to you as a surprise since i don't know you in person or met you before but i beleive that you will be obliged to come to my assistance after hearing about my ugly situation.

    I am Mel Aisha Fatima,the only child and daughter of Late Mr and Mrs Mel George Kante.

    My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant based in Abidjan,the economic capital of Ivory Coast before he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings to discuss on his daily business matters.

    I never knew my mother but my father told me she died a year after i was given birth to,i was trained and brought up by my father and for this reason my father took me so special.

    Before the death of my father on the 29th November 2007 in a private hospital here in Abidjan,he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has a sum of Us$7,200,000(Seven million Two hundred thousand United State Dollars)left in a fixed deposit account in a bank here in Abidjan.

    And that he used my name as his only daughter and child for the next of kin in the deposit of the fund.

    He also explained to me that it was because of his wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates.

    Also he told me to seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where i will transfer this money to and use it for investments purposes such as: Real Estate Management.

    I am honourably seeking your assistant in the following ways:

    1) To provide a bank account where this money would be transfered to.

    2) To serve as the guardian of this fund since i am a little girl of 20 years old.

    3)To make arrangement for me to come over to your country after the money has been transfered.

    Further more am willing to offer you 25% of the total money as long as you can assist me soonest, I also mapped out 5% for any of your little expenses that may incure during the cause of this transaction.

    I hope this business will be private and confidential and i give thanks immensely for your co-operation as I look forward to hear from you soon.

    Wishing you all the best in Life,

    Miss Mel Aisha Fatima.
    So, any suggestions for a good reply?
    /(bb|[^b]{2})/
  • lazycash
    Troll Patrol
    • Aug 2002
    • 15214

    #2
    Take some hints from this guy, he knows how to mess with them better than anyone. http://419eater.com/html/letters.htm
    "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

    Its crazy..."

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    • Spudstr
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2003
      • 2321

      #3
      http://www.419eater.com

      ^^ Going start
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      • Mike Semen
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2001
        • 2924

        #4
        http://www.thescambaiter.com/

        also a goodie.
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        • JA$ON
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2007
          • 1329

          #5
          I had a 2 month back and forth with them, it was a blast !. Here are the basic steps...


          1. Respond and tell them you CANT BELIEVE this is happening to you. Ask for instructions

          2. They will send documents to fill out. Reply and tell them you'll send them right back....but do nothing.

          3. They will hit you up asking where everything is. Tell them that your friend said that it might be an Internet scam , so you are a bit scared....even though you know in your heart its for real. Ask him to send a picture of himself, he will.

          4. Once you receive the pic, tell him the docs are on the way. Do nothing.

          5. Keep asking for more and more insane pics to prove hes real. Holding up 3 fingers....standing next to a dog etc.


          Ive done it a few times...some will go farther then others, but I must say...in a weird way, I strted to look forward to the emails and the pics.


          Have fun LOL

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          • pornguy
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Mar 2003
            • 62910

            #6
            It bothers me that the feds wast so much money on so much shit, yet they let these guy take millions a year.
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            • seeandsee
              Check SIG!
              • Mar 2006
              • 50945

              #7
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              • mikesouth
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2003
                • 6337

                #8
                www.ebolamonkeyman.com


                that guy is the BEST those are hilarious.
                Mike South

                It's No wonder I took up drugs and alcohol, it's the only way I could dumb myself down enough to cope with the morons in this biz.

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                • brassmonkey
                  Pay It Forward
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 77390

                  #9
                  they fukin piss me off
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                  • Libertine
                    sex dwarf
                    • May 2002
                    • 17860

                    #10
                    Originally posted by pornguy
                    It bothers me that the feds wast so much money on so much shit, yet they let these guy take millions a year.
                    Well, they're very hard to stop. After all, it's not just a single organization, but numerous individual scammers from a host of different countries.

                    That's why we should all do our part and waste the scammers' time and resources. Because the more time they lose on people just fucking with them, the less they have left to scam others
                    /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                    • marketsmart
                      HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 20419

                      #11
                      this is what i use for an email reply:

                      Hey hahahahahaha! How are you? I am just fine. Has it been hot over in
                      hahahahahaha Town where you live? I heard your mother had sex with a goat
                      last week. That must have been great. Is your father still dying of
                      AIDS? I feel sorry for him even though he did rape your sister, but
                      then if that didn't happen you would have never been born.

                      Whats it like where you live? It must really smell with all you
                      hahahahahahas congregating in one place. Do you ever take a bath or do you
                      just prefer to roll around in human feces like the animals that you
                      hahahahahahas are.

                      Anyway, I just wanted to drop you a line and let you know that I am
                      anxiously waiting for ethnic cleansing or civil war to reach your city
                      and hopefully you and your family will be tortured, raped, and killed.

                      Have A Wonderful Day hahahahahaha.

                      Your Friend,

                      Frankenstein

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                      • fatfoo
                        ICQ:649699063
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 27763

                        #12
                        http://419eater.com/html/booked2.htm

                        Holy shit, he tricked a scammer into recording 8 hours of audio for a supposedly audio book for which he was to be paid 8000 pounds. Nice.
                        Send me an email: [email protected]

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                        • Libertine
                          sex dwarf
                          • May 2002
                          • 17860

                          #13
                          Alright, my plan of action:

                          - offer scammer supposedly shady work with high payouts
                          - send him some software which appears to generate/check credit card numbers, which he has to write down
                          - actual numbers are randomly generated and obviously invalid
                          - software contains trojan :3
                          /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                          • Reak AGV
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 4283

                            #14
                            Originally posted by JA$ON
                            I had a 2 month back and forth with them, it was a blast !. Here are the basic steps...


                            1. Respond and tell them you CANT BELIEVE this is happening to you. Ask for instructions

                            2. They will send documents to fill out. Reply and tell them you'll send them right back....but do nothing.

                            3. They will hit you up asking where everything is. Tell them that your friend said that it might be an Internet scam , so you are a bit scared....even though you know in your heart its for real. Ask him to send a picture of himself, he will.

                            4. Once you receive the pic, tell him the docs are on the way. Do nothing.

                            5. Keep asking for more and more insane pics to prove hes real. Holding up 3 fingers....standing next to a dog etc.


                            Ive done it a few times...some will go farther then others, but I must say...in a weird way, I strted to look forward to the emails and the pics.


                            Have fun LOL
                            Haha, that sounds crazy! Lets show some pics in this thread

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                            • CamJack
                              Old School Webmaster
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 1334

                              #15
                              http://www.scam.com
                              Skype: promote.promote
                              [email protected]

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                              • fatfoo
                                ICQ:649699063
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 27763

                                #16
                                This one cracks me up.

                                It's time to set Chinweoke straight on a few things.

                                From: Charles Babbage
                                To: Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor

                                Dear Sir.

                                I can understand your frustration, however the paperwork which you attached to me is not our official paperwork, and we are able to prove it.

                                We cannot contact Mr. Thomas Cook simply because we have no idea where he is. Again we have not had any contact with Mr. Cook for over 4 months now, and he no longer has any associations with our company.

                                Regarding the paperwork you attached; We do not have pictures of pirates on our letterheads, and also the VAT number is completely incorrect. Added to that there is no contact address, no contact email address, no contact telephone number, no contact fax number, and also the name of the board members are fake. Am the director of this company. My name should appear on an official agreement form, yet it does not appear on your copy. You sound like an intelligent man, do you think that a real agreement form should be missing such important information?

                                All the names of the board members are fake. They are actually related to "pirate" names. Let me explain:

                                1. Mr. Jim Lad
                                "Jim Lad" is a character in the famous pirate book, "Treasure Island". It is not a real name.

                                2. Mrs. C. Worthy
                                Obviously, this is a joke name, meant to sound like "Sea Worthy", describing a ship that is safe to use in the Sea.

                                3. Mr Valk De Planc
                                Again, this is a joke name. It is supposed to sound like the pirate phrase, "walk the plank".

                                4. Mr. Aye Patch
                                Once more, another joke name, made to sound like the "Eye Patch" that pirates sometimes wear.

                                As you can see, all those names are related to pirates and the sea.

                                I am sorry that you have obviously been the victim of a scam, however my company cannot be held responsible for the fact that you have not taken precautions or done your research. Please do feel free to report the offence to your local law enforcement. I wish you luck.

                                Thank you for your email.

                                Charles Babbage - Director
                                Pesky Pirate Audio & Video Productions Ltd.
                                Send me an email: [email protected]

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                                • fatfoo
                                  ICQ:649699063
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 27763

                                  #17
                                  From: Charles Babbage
                                  To: Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor

                                  Dear Mr. Nwauzir,

                                  I'm not quite sure if your are able to comprehend basic English, or perhaps you are on some kind of mind numbing medication? I will once again repeat that my company do not give out advance payments. This may come as a great surprise to you, but did you know that there are people on the Internet who like to scam people? Don't you know that there are thieves out there who deserve nothing more than to have their testicles removed and fed to them.

                                  Now, if you cannot do the work requested then that is fine by me. You are most welcome to seek recompense elsewhere, but please write down all your expectations about getting an advance payment from me, seal them in a large envelope, and post them to the following address:

                                  Mr. Ima Mugg
                                  419 No Hope Street Gardens
                                  Notta Chance Inhell St.
                                  Go Skrewyourself
                                  U.K.

                                  Warmest regards,

                                  Charles Babbage - Director
                                  Pesky Pirate Audio & Video Productions Ltd.







                                  Chinweoke isn't a happy bunny.

                                  From: Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor
                                  To: Charles Babbage
                                  Subject: ???

                                  BASTARDS

                                  U HV SUCCEEDED DIS TIME ARND, LEST C U GONNA GET THE
                                  NEXT TIME

                                  I suspect Chinweoke may have sussed that he was being played around with! I'll keep playing my part though.
                                  Send me an email: [email protected]

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                                  • mona
                                    Registered User
                                    • Feb 2008
                                    • 1940

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by mikesouth
                                    www.ebolamonkeyman.com


                                    that guy is the BEST those are hilarious.
                                    Hahaha, some are SO funny

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                                    • tranza
                                      ICQ: 197-556-237
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 57559

                                      #19
                                      I'm just a newbie.

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                                      • doridori
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Jul 2008
                                        • 2222

                                        #20
                                        lame lame

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