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  • Ditosta
    Confirmed User
    • May 2006
    • 2107
    #1

    fuck my life......

    http://www.fmylife.com/

    Just found this.... you can see if your life is more fucked than others and you can vote on it!!!

    I am sure alot of gfyers can post some great stories on there!!
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978
      #2
      Some of those were hilarious

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        • bobby666
          boots are my religion
          • Nov 2005
          • 21765
          #3
          life hurts....sometimes

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            • doridori
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jul 2008
              • 2222
              #4
              is this a new niche.

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                • JD
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 22651
                  #5
                  Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
                  haha omfg...

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                    • kmanrox
                      aka K-Man
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 29295
                      #6
                      ah man, i was gonna tell you to DO IT!! but this thread didnt deliver.
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                        • marzzo
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2002
                          • 2134
                          #7
                          Today, I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party. Turns out the name “Mom” is right next to “Mike” in my contacts list. FML

                          ha!
                          4 5 zero - 2 2 - nine nine nine

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                            • XX_RydeR
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 2151
                              #8
                              OMG, there is some fucking funny shit there.
                              You Dun Goofed!

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                                • Allhdreview - Jasin
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2007
                                  • 412
                                  #9
                                  ha! priceless moments

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                                    • Libertine
                                      sex dwarf
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 17860
                                      #10
                                      Nice idea. I'm definitely taking it
                                      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                        • JamesK
                                          hi
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 16731
                                          #11
                                          That's a good idea, and I don't say that a lot.
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                                            • mona
                                              Registered User
                                              • Feb 2008
                                              • 1940
                                              #12
                                              Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

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                                                • JamesK
                                                  hi
                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                  • 16731
                                                  #13
                                                  Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him having sex with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML
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                                                    • DarkJedi
                                                      No Refunds Issued.
                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 28301
                                                      #14
                                                      The site is bullshit.

                                                      All of the entries are made up trolls.

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                                                        • huda
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2008
                                                          • 500
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Davey Jones
                                                          The site is bullshit.

                                                          All of the entries are made up trolls.
                                                          but they are funnnny trolls!

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                                                            • Ditosta
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2006
                                                              • 2107
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                              ah man, i was gonna tell you to DO IT!! but this thread didnt deliver.
                                                              Naw life is good!!
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                                                                • Martin
                                                                  "Assassins"
                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                  • 17274
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by mona_klixxx
                                                                  Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML
                                                                  Oldie, but goodie.

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                                                                    • munki
                                                                      Do Fun Shit.
                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                      • 13393
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidently sent it to my dad and got a text back saying "You definitely take after your mom". FML

                                                                      “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                                        • BigDickDFromCincinnati
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2009
                                                                          • 173
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Great site, definitely makes me feel a lot better about some of the shit i have done!

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                                                                            • natas
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                              • 3377
                                                                              #20
                                                                              some great entries on there. I don't care whether they're made up or not

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                                                                                • HorseShit
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                  • 17513
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by JD
                                                                                  haha omfg...

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                                                                                    • HorseShit
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                      • 17513
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      roflcopters

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                                                                                        • Slappin Fish
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jul 2007
                                                                                          • 2512
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Can't believe you guys like that site....

                                                                                          I know the guy that build and runs it, I didn't think it would ever be a success.

                                                                                          Stories are for the most part made up and honestly thought it was boring as fuck.

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                                                                                            • Ethersync
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Mar 2008
                                                                                              • 5289
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. We've been together for three months. Two years before we began dating I received a confirmed successful vasectomy that she doesn't know about yet.
                                                                                              Oops...
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                                                                                                • tranza
                                                                                                  ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                                  • 57559
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  "Today, while my 4 year old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML"

                                                                                                  AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOL'D
                                                                                                  I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                                                    • John-ACWM
                                                                                                      Work Work Work
                                                                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                                                                      • 20060
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      That's funny,gave it a bookmark

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                                                                                                        • Ditosta
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • May 2006
                                                                                                          • 2107
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by tranza
                                                                                                          "Today, while my 4 year old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML"

                                                                                                          AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOL'D
                                                                                                          damn!!!
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