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  • StaceyJo
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    • Mar 2008
    • 8960

    #101
    Get laid now. Hurry!
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    • st0ned
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      • Mar 2007
      • 8437

      #102
      Originally posted by babebuns
      Who's that? Her dad or something?
      This thread is filled with LULZ but that seriously made me laugh.
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      • d-null
        . . .
        • Apr 2007
        • 13724

        #103
        Originally posted by AaliyahLove
        Why?? BEcause I was joking around with someone who started a thread saying he hasn't gotten laid in 6 years? LOL.. What I said to him is something I would say to any of my guy friends if they said the same thing. I guess I can't joke around with you guys on that level cause I'm a chick? That sucks
        Why r u guys being so defensive and protective about it? I'm just a sexy girl ;)
        OMG, HE started the post. ON GFY. Did he expect a bunch of "so sorry to hear about that bro" responses? You guys rip on everyone, including me, no matter what the say on this board, which I like. But when I do it, cause I'm a girl and not a BRO, I'm OUT OF LINE? Get a sense of humor ;)
        I guess you didn't realize that you would be seen as mean by it, but I'll give you an explanation. (and some of us tried to help the guy with helpful advice and not try to make him feel worse about himself)

        A hot girl that can have a dozen willing guys any night of the year if they wanted, hassling a dude that hasn't been laid in 6 years (and LOL'ing about it) is kind of like somebody sitting down to a big turkey dinner on thanksgiving LOL'ing at some guy in the desert in Africa somewhere that is waiting for a bowl of rice from some relief agency.

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        • AaliyahLove
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          • Apr 2008
          • 2722

          #104
          Originally posted by d-null
          I guess you didn't realize that you would be seen as mean by it, but I'll give you an explanation. (and some of us tried to help the guy with helpful advice and not try to make him feel worse about himself)

          A hot girl that can have a dozen willing guys any night of the year if they wanted, hassling a dude that hasn't been laid in 6 years (and LOL'ing about it) is kind of like somebody sitting down to a big turkey dinner on thanksgiving LOL'ing at some guy in the desert in Africa somewhere that is waiting for a bowl of rice from some relief agency.
          Well I'm sorry if I hit a nerve w anybody, I rly didn't think anyone was gna get MAD AT ME about my replies. I was honestly just joking around, the way I would with any of my friends. I'm from Chicago and Baltimore, where everyone is a ball buster. If I bust ur balls, u know I love you hehe I didn't mean to kick the dude while he's down, if that's the way it came across..
          but what makes you think he feels bad about himself cause of it? He doesn't seem too down about it to me.. If he wants to get laid I'm sure he would simply go out and get himself some pussy


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          • d-null
            . . .
            • Apr 2007
            • 13724

            #105
            ok fair enough Aaliyah, on second read, you are right his desperate plea for help didn't seem to come from a state of depression or despair, so no worries

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978

              #106
              Originally posted by AaliyahLove
              Well I'm sorry if I hit a nerve w anybody, I rly didn't think anyone was gna get MAD AT ME about my replies. I was honestly just joking around, the way I would with any of my friends. I'm from Chicago and Baltimore, where everyone is a ball buster. If I bust ur balls, u know I love you hehe I didn't mean to kick the dude while he's down, if that's the way it came across..
              but what makes you think he feels bad about himself cause of it? He doesn't seem too down about it to me.. If he wants to get laid I'm sure he would simply go out and get himself some pussy
              You could kick me in the nuts anytime

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              • gimo33
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2006
                • 5599

                #107
                Originally posted by AaliyahLove
                Well I'm sorry if I hit a nerve w anybody, I rly didn't think anyone was gna get MAD AT ME about my replies. I was honestly just joking around, the way I would with any of my friends. I'm from Chicago and Baltimore, where everyone is a ball buster. If I bust ur balls, u know I love you hehe I didn't mean to kick the dude while he's down, if that's the way it came across..
                but what makes you think he feels bad about himself cause of it? He doesn't seem too down about it to me.. If he wants to get laid I'm sure he would simply go out and get himself some pussy
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                • collegeboobies
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 3644

                  #108
                  you gotta get out more

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                  • uno
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                    • Dec 2002
                    • 18450

                    #109
                    Originally posted by iwantchixx
                    what the hell is wrong with you man? how do u manage not to pick something up in 6 years.. even if its an accidental fat chick experience lol
                    More importantly, wtf would you post it on gfy?
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                    • dyna mo
                      just a fucking jerk
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 68184

                      #110
                      Originally posted by AaliyahLove
                      Well I'm sorry if I hit a nerve w anybody, I rly didn't think anyone was gna get MAD AT ME about my replies. I was honestly just joking around, the way I would with any of my friends. I'm from Chicago and Baltimore, where everyone is a ball buster. If I bust ur balls, u know I love you hehe I didn't mean to kick the dude while he's down, if that's the way it came across..
                      but what makes you think he feels bad about himself cause of it? He doesn't seem too down about it to me.. If he wants to get laid I'm sure he would simply go out and get himself some pussy
                      you've got moxy, Aaliyah. and glad to see that kb didn't have to come in here and go aggro with a pool cue for me teasing you with that comment.

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                      • PSSuperstars
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2006
                        • 1477

                        #111
                        SO let me get this straight..
                        Aaliyah's not allowed to make fun of some fucker with no game?


                        BUT..
                        If a fat chick or a nerdy chick came on here talking about not getting laid...
                        You guys wouldn't make fun of her.

                        BULL... FUCKING...SHIT...

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                        • dyna mo
                          just a fucking jerk
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 68184

                          #112
                          you obviously do not have it straight.

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                          • AaliyahLove
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 2722

                            #113
                            Originally posted by dyna mo
                            you've got moxy, Aaliyah. and glad to see that kb didn't have to come in here and go aggro with a pool cue for me teasing you with that comment.
                            LOLLLLLLLLLL I heart u guys too


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                            • topnotch, standup guy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 1562

                              #114
                              Originally posted by AaliyahLove
                              Well I'm sorry if I hit a nerve w anybody, I rly didn't think anyone was gna get MAD AT ME about my replies. I was honestly just joking around, the way I would with any of my friends. I'm from Chicago and Baltimore, where everyone is a ball buster. If I bust ur balls, u know I love you hehe I didn't mean to kick the dude while he's down, if that's the way it came across..
                              but what makes you think he feels bad about himself cause of it? He doesn't seem too down about it to me.. If he wants to get laid I'm sure he would simply go out and get himself some pussy
                              It's a tired old cliché, but words on an computer screen all too often really do come across a tad harsher than intended.

                              Methinks this thread provides a classic example of such.

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                              • Oracle Porn
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                                • Oct 2002
                                • 24433

                                #115
                                Originally posted by dyna mo
                                people could inquire the same about your pussy

                                lol slam dunk!


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                                • Nordicprofits
                                  Registered User
                                  • Sep 2008
                                  • 69

                                  #116
                                  fuck im going on 13 hours and feel the need already How can you work with porn and not have sex now and then , must be very frustrating

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                                  • Serial Pervert
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2008
                                    • 2666

                                    #117
                                    Originally posted by BVF

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                                    • Z
                                      Vidi Vici Veni
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 6308

                                      #118
                                      Leave Aaliyah alone, she was having some fun with the guy...damn.

                                      As far as 6 years without pussy goes, damn man...I am so sorry. I had a client when I was doing sex and relationship coaching that had been married for 17 years. She'd had sex precisely 7 times and never for more than 2 minutes. I also had a 36 year old female virgin and several older clients that hadn't had sex in 10 - 20 years since divorces or the deaths of their significant others.

                                      It's one thing to get out of a relationship or suffer some sort of trauma and give sex up for a while or even permanently. While I'm sure there's more of a story here than "I just realized that I haven't had sex in 6 years"; to be in your 20s and refrain from the single most enjoyable, validating, intimate, wonderful act known to man is something you should seriously consider remedying. A visit to a sex therapist wouldn't be a bad idea. As a big proponent of escorts, I don't know that your first time back in the saddle with a date or a "normal girl" is such a good idea. A sex surrogate or a caring, sensual escort could bring you back and re-build your confidence much more reliably and with a hell of alot more skill and understanding. You want to get back out there feeling like you haven't missed a beat and have more to offer to a potential significant other than ever.

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                                      • nation-x
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2004
                                        • 5370

                                        #119

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                                        • AaliyahLove
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2008
                                          • 2722

                                          #120
                                          Originally posted by topnotch, standup guy
                                          It's a tired old cliché, but words on an computer screen all too often really do come across a tad harsher than intended.

                                          Methinks this thread provides a classic example of such.

                                          It's all good
                                          You're right, GFY is all fluffy bunnies and hearts and my HARSH JOKES where I worked in my company name have no place here...WTF was I thinking?? I've learned my lesson, only BROS can joke around and poke fun, when I do it, I'm a stupid bimbo, right. noted. ..carry on...


                                          ps-topnotch, what is it that you do in this biz? I see no sig and no homepage.. just wondering
                                          Last edited by AaliyahLove; 02-04-2009, 10:58 AM. Reason: want to ask top notch about his porn biz :)


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                                          • genoveze
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 455

                                            #121
                                            you really ugly man?
                                            like you have 3 tits are bald and have 3 heads?
                                            Dorian

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                                            • AaliyahLove
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2008
                                              • 2722

                                              #122
                                              Originally posted by genoveze
                                              you really ugly man?
                                              like you have 3 tits are bald and have 3 heads?
                                              whoah whoah whoahhhhhhhhh... thats a tad bit harsh don't you think??


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                                              • firecracker
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Nov 2007
                                                • 653

                                                #123
                                                Originally posted by Scott McD
                                                When was the last time you had sex with a dude ??


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                                                • maxjohan
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 7219

                                                  #124
                                                  Originally posted by AaliyahLove
                                                  so this kid admits on GFY that he hasn't found a girl willing to fuck him in 6 years and ur gna rip on ME and my bf? LOL.. ok guys, rally around the dude that never gets laid.. gee I wonder why ;)
                                                  I made up my standards, and you make yours, and Im not picking on you for taking it in every hole.

                                                  I see your pussy and its juicy. I could probably squeeze lemonade from it.


                                                  Now back to watching Tv, why do you care???

                                                  I doubt that's you posting anywas. Youre way to concerned about meaningless shit for having your looks.
                                                  Last edited by maxjohan; 02-14-2009, 12:59 PM.
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                                                  • maxjohan
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                    • 7219

                                                    #125
                                                    Originally posted by d-null
                                                    you might not realize it but you are way out of line here

                                                    it's one thing for the guys to rib on another dude a bit, but for a hot blond girl to put down some down on his luck guy about not getting laid is pretty uncool

                                                    I feel sorry for the guy, and might kid around with someone like that if it was a buddy, but when the chips are down you got to stand up for a guy and build him up if you can.... the guy might be young and not that confident around women yet, and your type just makes it a whole lot worse
                                                    She probably finds it frighting in some way that I dont want her slipperly snatch. She used to having boys chase her tails... thatz what I means.

                                                    Had to bump this to keep it up there, and I went to the club and got laid before page 3..
                                                    Last edited by maxjohan; 02-14-2009, 01:05 PM.
                                                    I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                                                    • Kard63
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                      • 8944

                                                      #126
                                                      Originally posted by maxjohan
                                                      I just realised it!

                                                      I haven't had sex with a lady(penetration kind of sex) in 6 years OMG.

                                                      At least I can say I'm not still a Virgin, if I go out and find someone
                                                      tomorrow, it's been a long l0ng time!


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                                                      P.S. 4 years ago I rubbed somebodies clit but heck even I knows
                                                      this don't counts as real sex.
                                                      You should go to a place where prostitution is legal (so they get tested for STDs) and pay for sex. I wouldn't hold it against you.

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                                                      • AaliyahLove
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Apr 2008
                                                        • 2722

                                                        #127
                                                        Originally posted by maxjohan
                                                        I made up my standards, and you make yours, and Im not picking on you for taking it in every hole.

                                                        I see your pussy and its juicy. I could probably squeeze lemonade from it.


                                                        Now back to watching Tv, why do you care???

                                                        I doubt that's you posting anywas. Youre way to concerned about meaningless shit for having your looks.
                                                        Oh, we're bringin this post back? How fun!!

                                                        I loooove taking it in every hole, and getting paid to do it!

                                                        Why do I care? Buddy, I couldn't care less if you never get laid, but when you make a post on GFY, expect people to comment, DUH!

                                                        And oh please, its really me, I've already proved it in several ways. I go to every USA convention, I'm a hands on type of girl. But what do you mean I'm way too concerned with meaningless shit? Don't refer to your post as meaningless shit! I got lots of LOLZ outta it!


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                                                        • AaliyahLove
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2008
                                                          • 2722

                                                          #128
                                                          Originally posted by maxjohan
                                                          She probably finds it frighting in some way that I dont want her slipperly snatch. She used to having boys chase her tails... thatz what I means.

                                                          Had to bump this to keep it up there, and I went to the club and got laid before page 3..
                                                          See what I mean?! YET ANOTHER LOL!!! LEt's keep this thread going foreverrrrrrrr


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                                                          • d-null
                                                            . . .
                                                            • Apr 2007
                                                            • 13724

                                                            #129
                                                            Originally posted by AaliyahLove
                                                            You're right, GFY is all fluffy bunnies and hearts and my HARSH JOKES where I worked in my company name have no place here...WTF was I thinking?? I've learned my lesson, only BROS can joke around and poke fun, when I do it, I'm a stupid bimbo, right. noted. ..carry on...


                                                            ps-topnotch, what is it that you do in this biz? I see no sig and no homepage.. just wondering
                                                            Aaliyah again you are missing the point, the dudes that are making fun of the guy are virgins themselves, so coming from them it is expected


                                                            then "Z" comes along with a great post that is right on the money, and maxjohan tells us that he got it all worked out anyways, so all is good

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                                                              #130
                                                              It's not about appearance. It's about confidence.

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                                                              • tragedy
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                                                                • Jul 2002
                                                                • 125

                                                                #131
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                                                                • milambur
                                                                  Mainstream since 2010
                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                  • 1327

                                                                  #132
                                                                  I never understood the big deal about not having sex. I Have fucked enough women in my years, but I have had very few relationships that were rewarding. I have come to a point in my life when I don't need any more half ass relationships or one night stands. But finding a good woman isn't easy, especially if you got a IQ above 140 and want someone you can talk to.

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                                                                  • AaliyahLove
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Apr 2008
                                                                    • 2722

                                                                    #133
                                                                    Originally posted by d-null
                                                                    Aaliyah again you are missing the point, the dudes that are making fun of the guy are virgins themselves, so coming from them it is expected


                                                                    then "Z" comes along with a great post that is right on the money, and maxjohan tells us that he got it all worked out anyways, so all is good
                                                                    Well alls well that ends well


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