My dick is so fucking big it has its own capital city and they put it on the map:

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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682

    #1

    My dick is so fucking big it has its own capital city and they put it on the map:

    When you look at the Canada map now online you will see a small dot moving around if i am traveling because my dick is so fucking big they sanctioned a capital city for it.

    population: wonder why yours wifes pussy is feeling looser?


    knaw mean knaw sayin?
  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #2
    my gerbil has a bigger cock than you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • HorseShit
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 17513

      #3
      not feeling it

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      • Nicky
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Mar 2003
        • 30071

        #4

        gfynicky @ gmail.com

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        • who
          So Fucking Banned
          • Aug 2003
          • 19593

          #5
          Now here's a guy who never had sexual intercourse with a human female.

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          • Kard63
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2003
            • 8944

            #6
            I'd probably take an extra 1/2" but no more. I'm sure being remembered as the biggest dick a chick has ever seen is pretty cool if that chick as seen plenty of dick (chicks who have fucked 5 dudes don't count). However, is that better than getting balls deep? Umm, no!

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            • Juicy D. Links
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992

              #7
              Meta man cock actual pic!!!

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              • notime
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2003
                • 8027

                #8
                sure.........
                I keep telling my GF that too

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                • notime
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 8027

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                  Meta man cock actual pic!!!

                  That's a micro penis

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                  • MetaMan
                    I AM WEB 2.0
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 28682

                    #10
                    Originally posted by who
                    Now here's a guy who never had sexual intercourse with a human female.
                    look dude you should fucking thank me.

                    see look at it this way there is only one pimp playa daddy mack pussy slaya and thats me, i fucking pound a chick until she cant figure out if she is seeing stars in the sky or just seeing stars.

                    some of these chicks i fuck and thats it, it was mutual but you can bet after fucking me all they can think of is chasing a good of a dick as me (which does not exist). so they go around and fuck losers like yourself (well prob not you you dont get laid) trying to chase that GOOD FUCKING DICK.

                    but for most of them it never happens again so they turn into sluts searching for it.

                    so all you losers should be thanking me for devlivering chicks a good pussy poppin and turning them out. i will take a school girl and have her bent over takin a big dick and you bet i turn her out also.

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                    • seeandsee
                      Check SIG!
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 50945

                      #11
                      that is !
                      BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year

                      Contact here

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                      • notime
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 8027

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                        Meta man cock actual pic!!!


                        Here's something funny Juicy:

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                        • MetaMan
                          I AM WEB 2.0
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 28682

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                          Meta man cock actual pic!!!

                          why did you cut this pic in half? on the other half of the pic it's me taking up almost the entire fucking measuring tape with my big fucking dank.

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                          • Reak AGV
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 4283

                            #14
                            Originally posted by notime
                            Here's something funny Juicy:

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                            • John-ACWM
                              Work Work Work
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 20060

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                              Meta man cock actual pic!!!

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                              • Double trouble
                                So Fucking What?
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 22251

                                #16
                                OK then ..............

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                                • bobby666
                                  boots are my religion
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 21765

                                  #17
                                  seems to be a meta dick

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