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Do you have the fisting pics? Those always make me cringe. So pretty, so fucking hardcore.Originally posted by [Labret]
Careful. Stand clear of the teeth.Comment
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Fuck me, why didn't I think of this sooner? Maybe if I hurry I can still get JennaHost.com.I like pie.Comment
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So, let me get this straight...
What distinguishes your *hosting* company is that you are endorsed by a *model*?
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Awesome!
hahaha

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Can Aria even use a computer?
Is aria in charge of maintaining the servers?
Have I lost my mind?Comment
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"Good America at dictionary elements - AriaHost.com is the choice"
hahaha what does that say?
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This reminds me of good ole high school crushes....
fuckin' funny.Comment
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I can picture the support callsOriginally posted by quiet
dude, she handles all tech support issues.
ME: "Yes, i really need that domain setup today"
ARIA: "Yes sir, as soon as i remove my fist from my pussy i'll have that setup. Thank you for choosing ariahost!"Comment
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Can we see what the headers and footers will look like?
(I can't wait)
Oh yeah, welcome and Go fuck yourself
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Shall we assume all your stuff is hosted there?Originally posted by TheFLY
Be nice to Aria or I'll beat you.Comment
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aria tells me you guys take it up the ass
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Oh my gosh Fly... Please ICQ me...Originally posted by TheFLY
Actually Aria is hosting my crabs...
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You have a java error on your page.Originally posted by AriaHost
AriaHost is new to the board so hello! and give us a warm welcome!
and now
Go Fuck Yourself
Don't let greediness blur your vision | You gotta let some shit slide
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TennisAce ???Originally posted by AriaHost
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It is IN CODE Brother Fletch ....Originally posted by Fletch XXX
"Good America at dictionary elements - AriaHost.com is the choice"
hahaha what does that say?
You have to smoke a big Phattie, and then read it right to left, skipping every fourth letter ...

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So...How big is Aria's pipe? Can she handle alot of traffic? If i wanted to pump alot of traffic through her, could she handle it?Comment
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No, I have.Originally posted by Gary
Have I lost my mind?
But this ariahost is pretty humourous
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give me promotional material...errr wait wrong Aria stalkerCashTheChecks.com -coming soon-
"Exclusive sites for Exclusive Webmasters"
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She is taking a break from Tech Support as we speakOriginally posted by quiet
dude, she handles all tech support issues.
http://www.esnem.net/aria/ariafist/ariafist1.html
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No, she's looking for the phoneOriginally posted by Krome
She is taking a break from Tech Support as we speak
http://www.esnem.net/aria/ariafist/ariafist1.html
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Hello? Earth to ariahost. Can you give everyone a look at your headers and footers?
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Think this way
Host with us and our customer service rep will be Aria!
he he he,,,,
Welcome to the world of GFY
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Heh. Isn't this about some host?Last edited by gothweb; 10-06-2002, 06:13 PM.
Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes.
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Taken from ariahost.com:
"we are dedicated of providing you" (shouldn't this be to providing you?)
"you won't have to pay for a year in advanced" (try losing the 'd' on advanced.)
"Low cost over limit vand width fee" (can anyone explain this 'vand width' to me, please? I'm not familiar with that term.)
There were other mistakes as well, but these were the first ones to really jump off of the page at me.
The fact that they don't seem to have a grasp on the English language makes me wonder how enlightened they are about the web hosting business.
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K I thought sure ariahost would be a freehost. oops.
Tell me, on this page of your site... http://www.ariahost.com/aria-host-webmasters.html (click the "Hosting" link at the bottom, since it stupidly redirects you to the splash page) You have written there the following phrase.....
<b>"Good America at dictionary elements - AriaHost.com is the choice"</b>
What exactly does <i>good America at dictionary elements</i> mean???Last edited by CDSmith; 10-06-2002, 06:37 PM.Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

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Too funny ! That made my day !Originally posted by CDSmith
K I thought sure ariahost would be a freehost. oops.
Tell me, on this page of your site... http://www.ariahost.com/aria-host-webmasters.html (click the "Hosting" link at the bottom, since it stupidly redirects you to the splash page) You have written there the following phrase.....
<b>"Good America at dictionary elements - AriaHost.com is the choice"</b>
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What's in a name?? It sure attracted everyone's attention, though...
I gotta go to the next expo and hook up with Aria... how much would she charge?SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Maybe it means that they need a good American to translate our dictionary for them?Originally posted by CDSmith
K I thought sure ariahost would be a freehost. oops.
Tell me, on this page of your site... http://www.ariahost.com/aria-host-webmasters.html (click the "Hosting" link at the bottom, since it stupidly redirects you to the splash page) You have written there the following phrase.....
<b>"Good America at dictionary elements - AriaHost.com is the choice"</b>
What exactly does <i>good America at dictionary elements</i> mean???
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Originally posted by Rictor
So what are your contract length terms? 1 year or until Aria sues you...whichever comes first?
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hahhah, dude, that's fucking funny as hell!!Originally posted by Krome
no the phone is not behind my left kidney must be by my liver...Comment
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Deb? - Thanks for the notice about the two extra D's we had :-)
That's it you have 2 extra D's on one of your pages and you are out of the hosting biz
comeon you gotta be kidding right? we have seen some misssssspeellleeeeed banners here too... it happens we are only human.
Another question for all the "nice" people here commenting about us getting sued - well you are also suggesting that everyone that has a site named club*(what ever pornstar) can get sued?
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