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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

    The end is near

    There is no doubt in my mind.... the end is near.

    The signs are everywhere....

    1. Visa is now the main pimp daddy controlling everything.
    2. Paypal was absorbed by Ebay.
    3. Cable companies will start charging on a per-use basis for Internet access.
    4. Serge is revered as a hero for being a successful thief.
    5. The *Big 3* processors that had the adult Internet world in their hands have dry fucked their own clients in the ass.
    6. The sun will explode at any given moment.
    7. Michael Jackson has completed his transformation to a white man.
    8. Fish can now speak fluent English, yet Serge still cannot.
    9. A backstreet boy has a mohawk.
    10. In 2 years the entire planet will live in a virtual AOL environmental bubble and say things like "lol" on a regularly accepted basis even in the physical world.

    we're all fuckin' doomed.
    SIG TOO BIG
  • DrewKole
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 5193

    #2
    =( I expected more from ya.

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    • Amputate Your Head
      There can be only one
      • Aug 2001
      • 39075

      #3
      Originally posted by DrewKole
      =( I expected more from ya.
      try lowering your expectations.
      SIG TOO BIG

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      • FlyingIguana
        aspiring banker
        • Mar 2002
        • 10870

        #4
        if cable companies go to per use, dsl providers will make a killing when everyone wants to switch.

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        • Amputate Your Head
          There can be only one
          • Aug 2001
          • 39075

          #5
          Originally posted by FlyingIguana
          if cable companies go to per use, dsl providers will make a killing when everyone wants to switch.
          not necessarily..... DSL is not available on the scope that cable is... there are extreme limitations. Physical limitations.... DSL is not even an option for most.
          SIG TOO BIG

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          • DrewKole
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2001
            • 5193

            #6
            Originally posted by DrewKole
            =( I expected more from ya.
            Done.

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            • SpeakEasy
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2002
              • 2681

              #7
              You forgot to add, .....Innocent people in Maryland are being stalked and shot down in the streets on a daily basis. Probabally by a fuck wad that cant afford the new Visa Fees??
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              • Amputate Your Head
                There can be only one
                • Aug 2001
                • 39075

                #8
                Originally posted by DrewKole


                Done.
                you quoted yourself..... I expected more from you. =(
                SIG TOO BIG

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                • AaronM
                  GFY Royality ;)
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 46917

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                  8. Fish can now speak fluent English, yet Serge still cannot.
                  I gotta tell ya...I personally have no problem with Serge. He has always been good to me...BUT....THAT is some funny shit.

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                  • DrewKole
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 5193

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                    you quoted yourself..... I expected more from you. =(
                    So did I. =(

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                    • cherrylula
                      lol
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 15969

                      #11
                      Don't forget about when people start tilting their heads to the side when they smile. That means we're really fucked.

                      ( :

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                      • FATPad
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 6693

                        #12
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                        • theking
                          Nice Kitty
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 21053

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                          There is no doubt in my mind.... the end is near.

                          The signs are everywhere....

                          1. Visa is now the main pimp daddy controlling everything.
                          2. Paypal was absorbed by Ebay.
                          3. Cable companies will start charging on a per-use basis for Internet access.
                          4. Serge is revered as a hero for being a successful thief.
                          5. The *Big 3* processors that had the adult Internet world in their hands have dry fucked their own clients in the ass.
                          6. The sun will explode at any given moment.
                          7. Michael Jackson has completed his transformation to a white man.
                          8. Fish can now speak fluent English, yet Serge still cannot.
                          9. A backstreet boy has a mohawk.
                          10. In 2 years the entire planet will live in a virtual AOL environmental bubble and say things like "lol" on a regularly accepted basis even in the physical world.

                          we're all fuckin' doomed.
                          Beer supply must be good again as it is not on the list.
                          When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

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                          • theking
                            Nice Kitty
                            • Sep 2002
                            • 21053

                            #14
                            Originally posted by DrewKole
                            =( I expected more from ya.
                            Ahhh.....DrewlKoke is disappointed.
                            When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                            FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                            • cherrylula
                              lol
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 15969

                              #15
                              <img src=http://filebox.vt.edu/users/eweiner/Dermot%20Beer%20Hold.jpg>

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                              • Honeyslut
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 6436

                                #16
                                Originally posted by AaronM


                                I gotta tell ya...I personally have no problem with Serge. He has always been good to me...BUT....THAT is some funny shit.
                                Yeah, Serge is nice to me, too .

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                                • Saruman
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 117

                                  #17
                                  Yeah, the end is fucking near

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                                  • steffie
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2002
                                    • 2422

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SpeakEasy
                                    You forgot to add, .....Innocent people in Maryland are being stalked and shot down in the streets on a daily basis. Probabally by a fuck wad that cant afford the new Visa Fees??
                                    I live in Frederick Maryland,, and I actually thought about the fact that their is some guy out there who Visa has fucked over and now he cannot get his rebills because he can't come up with the money, or he doesn't want his name on a credit card statement

                                    urgh
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                                    • pimplink
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 9535

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                                      4. Serge is revered as a hero for being a successful thief.

                                      Ive been out of the loop recently. Please enlighten me re Serge being a "thief". Didn't he run a click brokerage outfit...cotac or something like that?

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                                      • sherie
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2002
                                        • 7020

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by theking


                                        Ahhh.....DrewlKoke is disappointed.
                                        DrewlKole?! You drooling over him too?
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                                        • eru
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2002
                                          • 2612

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                          There is no doubt in my mind.... the end is near.

                                          The signs are everywhere....

                                          1. Visa is now the main pimp daddy controlling everything.
                                          2. Paypal was absorbed by Ebay.
                                          3. Cable companies will start charging on a per-use basis for Internet access.
                                          4. Serge is revered as a hero for being a successful thief.
                                          5. The *Big 3* processors that had the adult Internet world in their hands have dry fucked their own clients in the ass.
                                          6. The sun will explode at any given moment.
                                          7. Michael Jackson has completed his transformation to a white man.
                                          8. Fish can now speak fluent English, yet Serge still cannot.
                                          9. A backstreet boy has a mohawk.
                                          10. In 2 years the entire planet will live in a virtual AOL environmental bubble and say things like "lol" on a regularly accepted basis even in the physical world.

                                          we're all fuckin' doomed.
                                          11. The night of the living dead<b>:</b> Pathfinder returns (?)
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                                          • Rocky
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 3022

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by eru


                                            11. The night of the living dead<b>:</b> Pathfinder returns (?)
                                            Are you down with Sin?

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                                            • RedShoe
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                                              • Feb 2001
                                              • 14831

                                              #23
                                              lol

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                                              • cat
                                                Registered User
                                                • Feb 2002
                                                • 493

                                                #24
                                                you forgot one:

                                                11. amputate your head has lost his believe in mankind



                                                btw i did not (yet)

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