Well if you like someone that just lays there, occasionally twitches from muscle spasms, and of course you would never have to even say "opps I slipped" when you pull out of the vagoo and push it in the ass this is the chick for you. As an added benefit, not only will she not complain about your size - she will be unable to tell if your big or small.
I'll probably go to hell, but I thought it was fuckin' funny when I read it. Like something from an episode of South Park. If it's real, that lets a bit of air out of my balloon, but still funny!xxx
Still not where I should have been by now...time to take matters into my own hands...
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