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  • bad2rich
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    • Jan 2008
    • 84

    #1

    Man loses his penis trying to rape a raccoon

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2172612.ece

    Toothy raccoon bit off manhood
    Published: Today

    A FIESTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert?s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

    Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified ? but toothy ? fur ball.

    ?When I saw the raccoon I thought I?d have some fun,? he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

    Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

    ?He?s been told they can get things working again but they can?t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

    ?That?s gone forever so there isn?t going to be much for them to work with."
  • RRRED
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    • BAKO
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      • jmcb420
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        #4
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        • 420
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            • Loki
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              • Robbie
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                #8
                Yeah his first mistake was in forcibly trying to rape the racoon. I always use date rape drugs on the racoon that I slip in the racoons' drink. I also make sure to take the racoon out to dinner and maybe a show before I slip 'em anything. That way if they complain to the rest of the forest creatures, I can claim that the racoon consented.

                This guy was obviously an amateur.
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                • brassmonkey
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                  #9
                  dont fuck with animals
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                  • Jarmusch
                     
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                    #10
                    The Sun? Hmm...

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                    • Double trouble
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                      • Feb 2008
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                      #11
                      Fucking idiot

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                      • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                        #12


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                        • notime
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                          #13
                          raping a raccoon? one crazy bastard

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                          • polish_aristocrat
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                            #14
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                            • Sick Bastard
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by brassmonkey
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                                • firecracker
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Sick Bastard
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                                  • Spunky
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                                    #18
                                    Good lord,the freak deserves it lmao

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                                    • tiger
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Robbie
                                      Yeah his first mistake was in forcibly trying to rape the racoon. I always use date rape drugs on the racoon that I slip in the racoons' drink. I also make sure to take the racoon out to dinner and maybe a show before I slip 'em anything. That way if they complain to the rest of the forest creatures, I can claim that the racoon consented.

                                      This guy was obviously an amateur.

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                                      • WinstonTriplexcash
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                                        #20
                                        OMG, racoons are feisty things!

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                                        • PornMD
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                                          #21
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                                          • NickB.
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


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                                            • The Judge
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                                              #23
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                                              • Ethersync
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                                                #24
                                                This idiot not being unable to procreate is a good thing IMHO
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                                                • Dagwolf
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • uno
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Robbie
                                                    Yeah his first mistake was in forcibly trying to rape the racoon. I always use date rape drugs on the racoon that I slip in the racoons' drink. I also make sure to take the racoon out to dinner and maybe a show before I slip 'em anything. That way if they complain to the rest of the forest creatures, I can claim that the racoon consented.

                                                    This guy was obviously an amateur.
                                                    you only take them out for dinner and a show if you plan on anal rape.
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                                                    • brassmonkey
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                                                      #27
                                                      man u see the teeth on that shit! he could rip it off with those little hands so he did what he had 2
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                                                      • spacedog
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                                                        • Nov 2001
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                                                        #28
                                                        that's sooooo fucked up


                                                        Guess this story is everywhere.

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                                                        • SomeCreep
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                                                          #29
                                                          it's a sick world we're living in

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                                                          • Ryan St. Germain
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                                                            #30
                                                            That is selective processing at it's finest. This man being taken out of the gene pool is for the best.

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                                                            • brassmonkey
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                                                              #31
                                                              i bet hes wishing he knocked those teeth out first im betting they were going to take turns raping that animal kind of like passing a pocket pussy with a bomb in it
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                                                              • Ayla_SquareTurtle
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                                                                #32
                                                                Justice, 'coon style.
                                                                gone. long gone.

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                                                                • spunky99
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  how drunk do u have to be to think that is a good idea?

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                                                                  • Iron Fist
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    I've been pretty trashed in my life and that has never crossed my mind...

                                                                    I'm glad we found someone to report it though.... need to set an example of what not to do... you know just in case someone else thinks it might be a good idea.
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                                                                        A wild animal behaving wildly?

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                                                                        • Kellie
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          looks like he had it coming to him, literally LOL


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                                                                              #39
                                                                              hahhahah

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                                                                              • Lester Burnham
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                                                                                Drunk Russians at it again...

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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    now thats fucked....

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                                                                                    • brassmonkey
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      his friends are probably praying they dodged a firecracker
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                                                                                      • Chit Chat
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Oh shit!

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                                                                                            #46
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                                                                                            • ExLust
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                                                                                              #47
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                                                                                              • qxm
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                ... don't feel sorry for the guy.... he deserved it... clear example of an idiot at large.....

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                                                                                                • Serial Pervert
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  damn..

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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Omg...what a retarded!!
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