Zombie Apocalypse: The ONLY Survival Tip You'll Ever Need!

**alias** · 01-24-2009, 12:26 PM

**Voodoo** · 01-24-2009, 12:40 PM

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 01-24-2009, 12:53 PM

I feel prepared:

Read now, thank me later...

Final advice in the event of Zombie attack - save your own ass first!!!

ADG

**Profits of Doom** · 01-24-2009, 12:53 PM

**bobby666** · 01-24-2009, 01:06 PM

thanks for the info

**femdomdestiny** · 01-24-2009, 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by alias

Is it possible to find somewhere this movie, with English translation?

**CaptainHowdy** · 01-24-2009, 01:14 PM

LOL great tip!

**fuzebox** · 01-24-2009, 01:52 PM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Read now, thank me later...

Have a copy in my bathroom

Don't remember reading about knocking out the teeth in it though, seems to me like Max Brooks missed an important tactic.

**LadyMischief** · 01-24-2009, 01:53 PM

Just watched this awesome UK tv series called Dead Set.. it's a zombie show.

**AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 01-24-2009, 02:23 PM

What about Zombie spit?

**Voodoo** · 01-24-2009, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by AlienQ

What about Zombie spit?

Don't drink it.

**Bojangles** · 01-24-2009, 02:38 PM

Originally posted by AlienQ

What about Zombie spit?

Exactly what I was thinking. What if some of their blood gets on you? Maybe in your mouth, an open wound, etc?

**DefaultMan** · 01-24-2009, 02:39 PM

Read World War Z

**Voodoo** · 01-24-2009, 02:40 PM

Originally posted by Bojangles

Exactly what I was thinking. What if some of their blood gets on you? Maybe in your mouth, an open wound, etc?

DK · 01-24-2009, 03:37 PM

I'm playing Left 4 Dead right now
Insane Zombie Action!!

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 01-24-2009, 03:46 PM

i find removing the head entirely to be much more practical

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 01-24-2009, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by DK

I'm playing Left 4 Dead right now
Insane Zombie Action!!

hell ya, i just finished an Expert tour through Dead Air

**NaughtyVisions** · 01-24-2009, 04:55 PM

Originally posted by fuzebox

Have a copy in my bathroom

Don't remember reading about knocking out the teeth in it though, seems to me like Max Brooks missed an important tactic.

Great read! Also check out his second book:

**devine** · 01-24-2009, 07:28 PM

Too bad Goldie Hawn didn't know

**SomeCreep** · 01-24-2009, 08:21 PM

Originally posted by Voodoo

TIP: Knock their teeth out.

Zombies multiply by biting humans and/or eating human brains. Without teeth, they won't be able to spread their virus, unless they gum an open wound of yours, in which case, you're the dumbass that let them suckle on your papercut.

You can successfully turn your menacing zombie into a menacing house pet by using this very simple tip.

Tools you can use for teeth removal:
Hammers, Shovels, Knives, Bricks, Baseball Bats, Pliers, Bowling Balls, Automobiles, Steel Toe Boots

These are just some suggestions. Get creative!

That's all for now!

Very helpful tip. Thanks!

**Poindexterity** · 01-24-2009, 08:48 PM

Originally posted by DefaultMan

Read World War Z

fantastic read.

i heard Brad Pitt bought the film rights to it a few months ago.

**PornstarXS** · 01-24-2009, 09:05 PM

nice topic Voodoo, though knocking zombie teeth seems helpful. however everyone has new adaptations of zombies. i see them as virus carriers, like vampires. so i dont know if you can pigeon hole them as brain munchers anymore. many movies and videogames (left4dead- which is fun playing) has them jumping around, running quickly in herds and even oozing hazardous gases.

my interpretation is even more scarier. what's scarier than zombies that want to fuck you in your ass? nothing! who cares about munching my brains i just dont want to be shitting razor blades. RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

i've included a quick little sketch i did with my MGP mascot. "they came from hell but ran into the wrong asshole"

**Poindexterity** · 01-24-2009, 09:30 PM

Originally posted by PornstarXS

nice topic Voodoo, though knocking zombie teeth seems helpful. however everyone has new adaptations of zombies. i see them as virus carriers, like vampires. so i dont know if you can pigeon hole them as brain munchers anymore. many movies and videogames (left4dead- which is fun playing) has them jumping around, running quickly in herds and even oozing hazardous gases.

my interpretation is even more scarier. what's scarier than zombies that want to fuck you in your ass? nothing! who cares about munching my brains i just dont want to be shitting razor blades. RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

i've included a quick little sketch i did with my MGP mascot. "they came from hell but ran into the wrong asshole"

THIS made the whole thread for me.

**fallenmuffin** · 01-24-2009, 10:10 PM

Zombie Dentures. They aren't just for old people.

**JFK** · 01-25-2009, 04:55 AM

should of read this before I went to bed last night

**MindWaste** · 01-25-2009, 05:44 AM

www.myspace.com/melissa_hates_boys

This girl is a bit into zombies. Check her myspace it is private so it has some good death pics....

www.myspace.com/melissa_hates_boys

**notime** · 01-25-2009, 05:53 AM

a bowling ball ?
haha

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