Apparently illegal moonshine is OK in Muskogee. Pot's a no-no.

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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141

    #1

    Apparently illegal moonshine is OK in Muskogee. Pot's a no-no.

    Has Muskogee changed since 1970?
    Okie from Muskogee lyrics

    We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee;
    We don't take our trips on LSD
    We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street;
    We like livin' right, and bein' free.

    I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
    A place where even squares can have a ball
    We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
    And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all

    We don't make a party out of lovin';
    We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo;
    We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy,
    Like the hippies out in San Francisco do.

    And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
    A place where even squares can have a ball.
    We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
    And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all.

    Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear;
    Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen.
    Football's still the roughest thing on campus,
    And the kids here still respect the college dean.

    We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
    In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

  • alias
    aliasx
    • Apr 2001
    • 19010

    #2
    What does "pitchin' woo" refer to?
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    • abyss_al
      **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
      • Oct 2003
      • 15605

      #3
      Originally posted by alias
      What does "pitchin' woo" refer to?

      White synonym for "flirting"
      Black synonym for "throwin out your game"


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      • alias
        aliasx
        • Apr 2001
        • 19010

        #4
        cool, thx for the info abyss_al
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        • collegeboobies
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jul 2004
          • 3644

          #5
          He started smoking pot a few years after he wrote that song

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          • CaptainHowdy
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2004
            • 94125

            #6
            ...........

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            • Fletch XXX
              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
              • Jan 2002
              • 60840

              #7
              sing ths one with me, i know every word lol



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              • Zebra
                Banned from Kimmy's couch
                • Oct 2001
                • 5091

                #8
                Oklahoma is one of the bigger pot producing states in the country, so I guess some things have changed. I like in Oklahoma City and I don't think I've ever heard of a moonshine bust though.
                Old School

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                • Malicious Biz
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 4575

                  #9
                  "Get a job Hippie"
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                  • sortie
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 7771

                    #10
                    "Alcohol is not a drug."

                    That's what ignorant folks actually believe.

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                    • Far-L
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 6065

                      #11
                      Jerry Jeff Walker responds with "Up against the wall redneck mother"

                      He was born in Oklahoma,
                      His wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz
                      And he's not responsible for what he's doing
                      Cause his mother made him what he is.

                      And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
                      Mother, who has raised her son so well.
                      He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
                      Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

                      Sure does like his Falstaff beer,
                      Likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor;
                      Drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck;
                      He's got a gun rack; "Goat ropers need love, too" sticker

                      And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
                      Mother, who has raised her son so well.
                      He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
                      Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

                      Well,
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                      O is for the Oil I put on my hair
                      T is for T-bird
                      H is for Haggard
                      E is for eggs, and
                      R is for REDNECK.

                      Up against the wall Redneck Mother,
                      Mother, who has raised her son so well.
                      He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
                      Kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

                      He's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
                      Mother, who has raised her son so well.
                      He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
                      Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

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                      • After Shock Media
                        It's coming look busy
                        • Mar 2001
                        • 35299

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Zebra
                        Oklahoma is one of the bigger pot producing states in the country, so I guess some things have changed. I like in Oklahoma City and I don't think I've ever heard of a moonshine bust though.
                        Where would you have gotten this info about it being one of the bigger producing states?

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