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  • gornyhuy
    Chafed.
    • May 2002
    • 18041
    #51
    50 Bed Shitters!

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      • Walter Gropius
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2007
        • 397
        #52
        Originally posted by munki
        Besides the point... girls don't shit. It just doesn't happen.
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          • 96ukssob
            So Fucking Banananananas
            • Mar 2003
            • 12991
            #53
            Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner
            Tell me about it! Fuck Man! As Pat says.. 'I Like Poo' is just a (GFY) / Message board branding!!!!

            But when you wake up at 6.00am, and the bed is all sticky and warm..
            Branding goes out the window !!!

            EEEWWWWHHH !
            ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

            my one friend in college was hooking up with this nasty mid 30's chick he met online. he said they would only do anal because she couldnt afford birth control and didnt want to take a chance.... my kind of girl hahahaha

            his roommate told me that when she stayed over once, early in the morning he heard them arguing about something him telling her to "get out" and her crying hysterically. then he woke up later and found his roommate sleeping on the couch with his sheets in the trash can.

            he said when he opened the trash can it reeked of shit and asked his roommate wtf happened and when he told him he almost vomited i guess its all funny till it actually happens to you
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              • Meeper
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2007
                • 2642
                #54
                Originally posted by munki
                My girl is aware of the proper facilities for such activity...

                Besides the point... girls don't shit. It just doesn't happen.
                its proven. google it.
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                  • baddog
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 107089
                    #55
                    Originally posted by BrainPat
                    All this to say, I'm probably the only one that can actually identify you
                    Not exactly.

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                      • CurrentlySober
                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 39068
                        #56
                        Originally posted by Sid70
                        how sick are you? i mean how Sick are you!
                        Pretty FUCKING Sick...

                        Story goes...

                        Man wakes up, phones his Boss - Says - Sorry boss - Cant come into work today...

                        Boss asks Why?

                        Guy says, cause I'm sick...

                        Your sick? Yes...

                        Well just exactly HOW SICK ARE YOU?

                        Guy replies... I'm in bed with my underage sister, I'm fucking her in the ass, and SHE LOVES IT!!! Is that FUCKIN sick enough for you?

                        Guy loses job...
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                          • ludballs
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2013
                            • 376
                            #57
                            Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                            Pretty FUCKING Sick...

                            Story goes...

                            Man wakes up, phones his Boss - Says - Sorry boss - Cant come into work today...

                            Boss asks Why?

                            Guy says, cause I'm sick...

                            Your sick? Yes...

                            Well just exactly HOW SICK ARE YOU?

                            Guy replies... I'm in bed with my underage sister, I'm fucking her in the ass, and SHE LOVES IT!!! Is that FUCKIN sick enough for you?

                            Guy loses job...

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