I met this guy last night.....
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My only let-down was that you didn't refer to Gonorrhea as "The Clap", but other than that it was a sexy story of love and despair.
And I think it's pretty rude to interrupt people while they are eating, so that alone warranted the check to the floor.Comment
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lol, funny story!
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great pics phil!!!! man!!!! those were the days. Fuckin freckle face right?
and I don't care what kind of free he meant. All I heard was free. Pussy ain't free.
Even the people who give it away for free pay for it. don't mattah to meh
and I have no clue where Jens is! Little hubby hubby with his tubby tube. bad jens.
its okay, we break up and make up all the time.Penny Flame
Former Studio Manager
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and I wish I still had that bracelet. Damn lost articles of my life. Always losing things. First the mind, then the clothes then the jewelry. Fucking lost and found.Penny Flame
Former Studio Manager
Metro Studios still owes me moneyComment
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Damn! Very hot pics in this thread.
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violence always solves problematic drunk behavior
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last night i saw a film
as i recall it was a Penny film
i grabbed by phone to read her text ... about bitches
and.. and... and.. i jizzed in my pantsComment
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I want to make a million tiny slavbabies with you and sell them to people on GFY who are hurting during this "down" time.
Slavbabies could fix everything. Next time, send me your jizz instead of a text. so selfish slavdawgPenny Flame
Former Studio Manager
Metro Studios still owes me moneyComment
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Sexy ass bitch you are Penny...Comment
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Maybe hes just watching tgps for free...I think you pushed him for nothing...Id push you back bitch! Even though your a girl...Doesnt mean you can push somebody...I was out drinking with my homeboy TJ and this random drunk dude comes over to comment on the fact that TJ is eating clams and I'm eating a steak. He says its all backwards blah blah blah.
Then he starts screaming steelers and we scream fuck the steelers and he says don't fuck them they have chlamydia and everyone in the bar starts screaming chlamydia, so TJ starts screaming Hep C, and I'm yelling Ghon, and drunky mcdrunkerson wanders back to talk STDs with us, at which point TJ confesses our occupation.
Now Drunky McDrunkerson has decided to take a seat and pick our brains. He wants to know all about porn. says he loves the shit. He writes my name in his blackberry so he can remember it. Not like tomorrow, but now. Every time he talks to me, he checks his bb so he can call me Penny. Finally I ask
"So who is your favorite pornstar?"
he says "I don't know, I'd probably have to say......all the free stuff. That's what I watch."
I scream "You're CUT OFF THIEFY MCSTEALERSON!!!" and push him really hard from the booth.
Instead of standing up like a normal person would, he goes careening onto the floor of the bar, where he sits for a full five minutes trying to collect his thoughts. While he's down there I'm yelling
"Do I insurance fraud your ass? NO! Do I come to your house and take your shit? NO! If you made music would I get on the internet and download it for free? NO!"
TJ is laughing his ass off the whole time because I literally threw the guy out of the booth. The hot lesbians we had been hitting on are laughing too because they work with the guy. Actually everyone in the bar works with the guy (except me and TJ), at some insurance company, and now everyone knows he steals porn from hard working freckled whores like me.
When pornstars attack.

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SlavJizz is in high demand up north in some parts on Canada.
It keeps women warm and sleepless at nightComment
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you really have a great night, don't you?Comment
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im pretty sure you hit the wrong dude. next time you're at a show hit one of the tube owners like that instead of posing for pictures with them.Comment
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PennyLame
you cannot have this, you cannot have this
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