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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38975

    #1

    If your wife / GF was asleep in the same bed as you...

    & She shat the bed...

    Would you... ?
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    Forgive her...?
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    10
    Finish with her...?
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    3
    Roll about in it, and then post pics on GFY?
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  • munki
    Do Fun Shit.
    • Dec 2004
    • 13393

    #2
    My girl is aware of the proper facilities for such activity...

    Besides the point... girls don't shit. It just doesn't happen.

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    • shermo

      #3
      Originally posted by munki
      My girl is aware of the proper facilities for such activity...

      Besides the point... girls don't shit. It just doesn't happen.
      Quoted for truth. If your GF/Wife shit's the bed, than the girls you are having relationships with are obviously either wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too young, or wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too old.

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      • PornNewz
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        • Jul 2008
        • 851

        #4
        Originally posted by sherm
        Quoted for truth. If your GF/Wife shit's the bed, than the girls you are having relationships with are obviously either wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too young, or wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too old.
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        • JFK
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          • Jan 2002
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          #5
          Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner
          & She shat the bed...

          Would you... ?

          I take it you like Poo ???

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          • emac
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            #6
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            • 2012
              So Fucking What
              • Jul 2006
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              #7
              and after we're done we can try to pee the stains off the bed
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              • Joe BrainCash
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                • Mar 2006
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                #8
                I'm confused.. You liked poo. Then, you didn't like poo for a few months.. But you're back to liking poo again?

                My girl just doesn't shit, so I don't know what to answer...

                In another thread, you reminded me we had actually met on a bus in Amsterdam and when I read that, I didn't remember right away ( before my first coffee in the morning, I'm brain dead). All this to say, I'm probably the only one that can actually identify you And I remember our talk too !!!

                I'm glad we met when you didn't like poo because i can only imagined what would have happenned... LOL
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                • 2012
                  So Fucking What
                  • Jul 2006
                  • 17189

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrainPat
                  I'm confused.. You liked poo. Then, you didn't like poo for a few months.. But you're back to liking poo again?

                  My girl just doesn't shit, so I don't know what to answer...

                  In another thread, you reminded me we had actually met on a bus in Amsterdam and when I read that, I didn't remember right away ( before my first coffee in the morning, I'm brain dead). All this to say, I'm probably the only one that can actually identify you

                  I'm glad we met when you didn't like poo because i can only imagined what would have happenned... LOL
                  did you shake hands ?
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                  • Honez
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                    • Apr 2003
                    • 6636

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrainPat
                    I'm confused.. You liked poo. Then, you didn't like poo for a few months.. But you're back to liking poo again?

                    My girl just doesn't shit, so I don't know what to answer...

                    In another thread, you reminded me we had actually met on a bus in Amsterdam and when I read that, I didn't remember right away ( before my first coffee in the morning, I'm brain dead). All this to say, I'm probably the only one that can actually identify you And I remember our talk too !!!

                    I'm glad we met when you didn't like poo because i can only imagined what would have happenned... LOL
                    There are actually two of us that can identify him


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                    • Joe BrainCash
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                      • Mar 2006
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by fartfly
                      did you shake hands ?
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                      • gornyhuy
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                        • May 2002
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                        #12
                        Is that a thing? Has anyone ever shit the bed ever anywhere??!

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                        • The Heron
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                          #13
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                          • dial
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                            • May 2006
                            • 1225

                            #14
                            Originally posted by gornyhuy
                            Is that a thing? Has anyone ever shit the bed ever anywhere??!
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                            • JD
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                              • Sep 2003
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                              #15
                              roll in it ftw

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                              • dial
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                                • May 2006
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                                #16
                                there we go

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                                • RayBonga
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                                  #17
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                                    • CurrentlySober
                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 38975

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BrainPat
                                      I'm confused.. You liked poo. Then, you didn't like poo for a few months.. But you're back to liking poo again?

                                      My girl just doesn't shit, so I don't know what to answer...

                                      In another thread, you reminded me we had actually met on a bus in Amsterdam and when I read that, I didn't remember right away ( before my first coffee in the morning, I'm brain dead). All this to say, I'm probably the only one that can actually identify you And I remember our talk too !!!

                                      I'm glad we met when you didn't like poo because i can only imagined what would have happened... LOL
                                      LOL... Don't forget... My LOVE of poo... (Its not 'Real'... Its just a Board persona) etc....



                                      To be fair though, I didnt say we had 'Met' on the bus...
                                      Just that I was sat across from yah...

                                      TBH, We didnt speak...

                                      But only cause I was afraid of the question... 'Whats your GFY Nic?' EEEKKK!!!

                                      I'd have been thrown off the bus!!!

                                      LOL

                                      Anyway, all joking aside this post was based on a TRUE experience, that took place the other night...

                                      It involved a LOT of vodka and redbull, and a highly embarrassed... EX girlfriend LOL

                                      (Note: I haven't voted myself in the poll ! LOL )
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                                      • Joe BrainCash
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                                        • Mar 2006
                                        • 2092

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner
                                        LOL... Don't forget... My LOVE of poo... (Its not 'Real'... Its just a Board persona) etc....



                                        To be fair though, I didnt say we had 'Met' on the bus...
                                        Just that I was sat across from yah...

                                        TBH, We didnt speak...

                                        But only cause I was afraid of the question... 'Whats your GFY Nic?' EEEKKK!!!

                                        I'd have been thrown off the bus!!!

                                        LOL

                                        Anyway, all joking aside this post was based on a TRUE experience, that took place the other night...

                                        It involved a LOT of vodka and redbull, and a highly embarrassed... EX girlfriend LOL

                                        (Note: I haven't voted myself in the poll ! LOL )
                                        So, we had that board persona conversation in a thread? Because I remember having this discussion with you..." It's all about branding.."

                                        If you're in amsterdam next year, step forward so we can actually officially meet. But I'm sure I remember your face.. Hope I don't mix you with an innocent non-liking poo person...
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                                        • CurrentlySober
                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 38975

                                          #21
                                          Board 'Burped' Dupe post !
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                                          • Martin
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                                            • Dec 2001
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                                            #22
                                            Shit happens yo.

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                                            • Scott McD
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                                              #23
                                              I'd make her eat it...


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                                              • CurrentlySober
                                                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 38975

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by BrainPat
                                                So, we had that board persona conversation in a thread? Because I remember having this discussion with you..." It's all about branding.."

                                                If you're in amsterdam next year, step forward so we can actually officially meet. But I'm sure I remember your face.. Hope I don't mix you with an innocent non-liking poo person...

                                                Nope... I can honestly say that I have not spoken to you face to face...
                                                But, yeah. I will be in the Dam in 2009... And I will say Hi'..

                                                Besides, we have mutual UK friends... ie Damian
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                                                • JFK
                                                  FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 67369

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by BrainPat
                                                  So, we had that board persona conversation in a thread? Because I remember having this discussion with you..." It's all about branding.."

                                                  If you're in amsterdam next year, step forward so we can actually officially meet. But I'm sure I remember your face.. Hope I don't mix you with an innocent non-liking poo person...
                                                  Hope I don't mix you with an innocent non-liking poo person...[/QUOTE]

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                                                  • Joe BrainCash
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                                                    • Mar 2006
                                                    • 2092

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner
                                                    Nope... I can honestly say that I have not spoken to you face to face...
                                                    But, yeah. I will be in the Dam in 2009... And I will say Hi'..

                                                    Besides, we have mutual UK friends... ie Damian
                                                    Ok, so we had a board talk then.. Very possible... man, I'm at that point where I don't remember if discussions happenned in real life or on the boards... Snif..

                                                    I'm going for a nap now!

                                                    PS: Say hi to Damian.. That damn magician gets all the girls attention!! LOL
                                                    Last edited by Joe BrainCash; 01-22-2009, 12:35 PM.
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                                                    • kane
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                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                      • 20684

                                                      #27
                                                      A friend of mine's GF shit on him once. They were on a cruise and she got the norwalk virus which makes you shit and puke for about 24 hours. They were asleep and she woke up having to shit (I've had the norwalk, when you feel it you have got right then) she tried to crawl over him to get to the bed (why she wasn't sleeping on the outside nobody knows) and she ended up shitting all over him.

                                                      They got married a few months later so it must not have turned him off that much

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                                                      • CurrentlySober
                                                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                        • 38975

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by BrainPat
                                                        Ok, so we had a board talk then.. Very possible... man, I'm at that point where I don't remember if discussions happenned in real life or on the boards... Snif..

                                                        I'm going for a nap now!

                                                        PS: Say hi to Damian.. That damn magician gets all the girls attention!! LOL
                                                        Will Do Sleep tight...


                                                        and DONT SHIT THE BED LOL
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                                                        • C-Luv
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                                                          #29
                                                          That is gross.
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                                                              #31
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                                                                • Broo
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by dial
                                                                  there we go

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                                                                  • Ace_luffy
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by sherm
                                                                    Quoted for truth. If your GF/Wife shit's the bed, than the girls you are having relationships with are obviously either wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too young, or wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too old.
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                                                                    • CurrentlySober
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                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                      • 38975

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Scott McD
                                                                      I'd make her eat it...
                                                                      Well... I rubbed her nose in it, and said 'BAD GIRL' in an authoritative tone of voice...
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                                                                      • Nicky
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                                                                        • Mar 2003
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

                                                                        Anyway, all joking aside this post was based on a TRUE experience, that took place the other night...

                                                                        It involved a LOT of vodka and redbull, and a highly embarrassed... EX girlfriend LOL

                                                                        (Note: I haven't voted myself in the poll ! LOL )
                                                                        If this is true It's pretty ironic that it happened to you

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                                                                        • CurrentlySober
                                                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                          • 38975

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Nicky
                                                                          If this is true It's pretty ironic that it happened to you
                                                                          Tell me about it! Fuck Man! As Pat says.. 'I Like Poo' is just a (GFY) / Message board branding!!!!

                                                                          But when you wake up at 6.00am, and the bed is all sticky and warm..
                                                                          Branding goes out the window !!!

                                                                          EEEWWWWHHH !
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                                                                          • Lykos
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Girls are nice,they dont do that

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                                                                              #39
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                                                                              • Reak AGV
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                                                                                #40
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                                                                                • Allformyspace
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I'd forgive her and buy her a cork
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                                                                                  • TheDA
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner
                                                                                    & She shat the bed...
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                                                                                    • siccmade
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by munki
                                                                                      My girl is aware of the proper facilities for such activity...

                                                                                      Besides the point... girls don't shit. It just doesn't happen.
                                                                                      I had a girlfriend that shit once

                                                                                      lets just say that relationship didn't last long...

                                                                                      girls don't shit. or burp. they just don't do it.
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                                                                                      • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Ahahahahahaha! Reason enough to fuck her in the ass...

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                                                                                        • PenetratinP
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by RayBonga
                                                                                          after rough anal?
                                                                                          You'd have to forgive a girl for shitting the bed after letting you give her rough anal.

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                                                                                          • Sid70
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                                                                                            #46
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                                                                                            • Spunky
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                                                                                              • Jun 2002
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I would sleep on the couch

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                                                                                              • tranza
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Thats not really normal, is that??
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                                                                                                • Matyko
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by sherm
                                                                                                  Quoted for truth. If your GF/Wife shit's the bed, than the girls you are having relationships with are obviously either wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too young, or wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too old.
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                                                                                                  • Vicious_B
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by dial
                                                                                                    there we go

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