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  • gimme-website
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2008
    • 1589

    #1

    V2 portfolio and get your site reworked for free!

    2008 was my apprenticeship year. I did a lot of designs for a lot of people.
    2009 starts with a reworked portfolio. I set myself the challenge of making the best looking portfolio I could in 1 DAY!! +1 extra day for adding content.

    http://gimme-website.com

    The competition

    Here is your chance to have your piece of shit website reworked. And it has to be a piece of shit. We want to turn the most embarassing site you have into something you can be proud of. What ever you need, you got it. If its a paysite we will do the tour/galleries/banner pack.. the whole job. If its a forum.. we will make you a sexy skin. But I need to stress again. YOUR SITE HAS TO BE GOD-DAMN AWFUL. It has to make my eyes bleed when I look at it.

    The rules
    1. You have to have a piece of shit website. It has to be famous for being shit. And of course.. it has to be YOUR website. And tell me why your site is shitter than everyone elses.

    2.Well I think it takes the piss to enter my competition if you havnt even visited my portfolio. So that is one condition of entry. You must visit my portfolio and prove it somehow. Post a link to a design i did that you liked. Tell me ive made a Typo. Quote something funny from my FAQ.

    3. That's it! This competition ends in 7 days. SO thats wednesday at 5pm my local time. I'm GMT+1 .... The winner is effectivly chosen by me, but public opinion will also sway my decision heavily. The winner will be contacted and we will make it happen!

    Anna xx
    www.gimme-website.com
  • Zuzana Designs
    All Your Design Needs
    • Feb 2005
    • 20902

    #2
    Very good idea for a contest you're stuff looks great too .. Like the new design ..

    Website Design - Consulting - Development
    sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work

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    • gimme-website
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2008
      • 1589

      #3
      Thx, I wanted to make a comp where the most deserving person won. In a twisted way I think this works.
      www.gimme-website.com

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      • tranza
        ICQ: 197-556-237
        • Jun 2003
        • 57559

        #4
        Great idea Anna...I think the competion will be really cool!!
        I'm just a newbie.

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        • XX_RydeR
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2004
          • 2151

          #5
          Cool idea.

          Good luck, you have some great work.
          You Dun Goofed!

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          • gimme-website
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2008
            • 1589

            #6
            Come on folks.. lets see your shit!!!
            www.gimme-website.com

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            • OMG Jim
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2005
              • 3153

              #7
              Welcome to the jungle Anna

              It will be interesting to see who can check their ego at the door and submit one of their sites that looks like "ASS"... and I don't mean that in a good way

              This is a very creative way to introduce your new portfolio and design service. Best of luck to you in 2009. You should have plenty of cleaning up to do here
              _
              ICQ: 254 914 537 - Skype: AlmightyJim

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              • vidvicious
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2002
                • 4765

                #8
                I ve been working on this .. don't really know where to go with it other then a portfolio site for my custom content and for investors ... www.videovicious.com

                have fun

                I've got some others that i haven't worked on in a while

                my blog can sure use some work too
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                • gimme-website
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 1589

                  #9
                  EEEESSSHHHH.. That is totally shit, but you know its shit and thats the first step!
                  Bravo vidvicious!! xxx

                  But this entry is non qualifying. you didnt pay attention to rule 2. plz edit your post to qualify x
                  www.gimme-website.com

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                  • gimme-website
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 1589

                    #10
                    I knew this comp would prove "TOO HARD" for most GFY'rs
                    www.gimme-website.com

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                    • NaughtyRob
                      Two fresh affiliate progs
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 29602

                      #11
                      Great contest, some of my designs suck but not as bad as some I have seen.
                      [email protected]
                      Skype: 17026955414
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                      • gimme-website
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 1589

                        #12
                        So lets see them getnaughty! Right now if you post.. your the current leader
                        www.gimme-website.com

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                        • spunky99
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 3462

                          #13
                          i cant really post many of my site's here..

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                          • GrouchyAdmin
                            Now choke yourself!
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 12085

                            #14
                            Mine's ugly, but I'm on the fence. Someone else already owes me a free site, but I forget who the hell it is.

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                            • gimme-website
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 1589

                              #15
                              I Love you daddy spunky sir. xxx
                              www.gimme-website.com

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                              • spunky99
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 3462

                                #16
                                Originally posted by gimme-website
                                I Love you daddy spunky sir. xxx
                                love it when u say that

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                                • gimme-website
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2008
                                  • 1589

                                  #17
                                  This thread needs your shit people.
                                  www.gimme-website.com

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                                  • xsabn
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2007
                                    • 2815

                                    #18
                                    looks good

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                                    • gimme-website
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2008
                                      • 1589

                                      #19
                                      Im not sure if this competition is an epic fail or a massive victory. I suspect the later.
                                      www.gimme-website.com

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                                      • john_63
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2006
                                        • 517

                                        #20
                                        hello mrs gimmick-website connection,

                                        please keep some long distance. i do not trust women too much. and sit still.

                                        im proud to announce that i will love to knew yours real name. dont hope for the best. i am already married to four wives in familes.

                                        when i sleep at nights i lock my wives in toilet room. sometime i let them touch my genital areas, but only after washing their hands. particulary carefully.

                                        - regardingments

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                                        • gimme-website
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2008
                                          • 1589

                                          #21
                                          PLz wash your moustache
                                          www.gimme-website.com

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                                          • john_63
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2006
                                            • 517

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by gimme-website
                                            PLz wash your moustache
                                            do it smell like fishings?

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                                            • ExLust
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2008
                                              • 3223

                                              #23
                                              Mmmm.. good stuff.

                                              BE A PARTNER

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                                              • Shoehorn!
                                                Die With Your Boots On
                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 22872

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by gimme-website
                                                2008 was my apprenticeship year. I did a lot of designs for a lot of people.
                                                2009 starts with a reworked portfolio. I set myself the challenge of making the best looking portfolio I could in 1 DAY!! +1 extra day for adding content.

                                                http://gimme-website.com

                                                The competition

                                                Here is your chance to have your piece of shit website reworked. And it has to be a piece of shit. We want to turn the most embarassing site you have into something you can be proud of. What ever you need, you got it. If its a paysite we will do the tour/galleries/banner pack.. the whole job. If its a forum.. we will make you a sexy skin. But I need to stress again. YOUR SITE HAS TO BE GOD-DAMN AWFUL. It has to make my eyes bleed when I look at it.

                                                The rules
                                                1. You have to have a piece of shit website. It has to be famous for being shit. And of course.. it has to be YOUR website. And tell me why your site is shitter than everyone elses.

                                                2.Well I think it takes the piss to enter my competition if you havnt even visited my portfolio. So that is one condition of entry. You must visit my portfolio and prove it somehow. Post a link to a design i did that you liked. Tell me ive made a Typo. Quote something funny from my FAQ.

                                                3. That's it! This competition ends in 7 days. SO thats wednesday at 5pm my local time. I'm GMT+1 .... The winner is effectivly chosen by me, but public opinion will also sway my decision heavily. The winner will be contacted and we will make it happen!

                                                Anna xx
                                                Awesome.

                                                1. Not a terrible design, but outdated. So I nominate http://wowiezowie.com.

                                                2. Its different from the old wood paneled one. And theres Rick Astley lyrics at the bottom. And I don't want to talk to Greg.

                                                3. Alright.

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                                                • gimme-website
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jun 2008
                                                  • 1589

                                                  #25
                                                  At last we have an entry! And what a pile of shit it is too!
                                                  Outdated? That thing was designed with parchment and cow dung.

                                                  Its awful.. gratz, so far your in the lead.
                                                  www.gimme-website.com

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                                                  • Sarah_Jayne
                                                    Now with more Jayne
                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                    • 40077

                                                    #26
                                                    nice idea for a contest

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                                                    • vidvicious
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 4765

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by gimme-website
                                                      EEEESSSHHHH.. That is totally shit, but you know its shit and thats the first step!
                                                      Bravo vidvicious!! xxx

                                                      But this entry is non qualifying. you didnt pay attention to rule 2. plz edit your post to qualify x

                                                      LOL of course i visited your site .. lol first thing i did before even reading the post ..



                                                      I've never claimed to be a designer .. however i make due with with what g-ds givin' me ... My talent , my charm and my perversions .. lol
                                                      Last edited by vidvicious; 01-16-2009, 05:35 AM.
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                                                      • gimme-website
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jun 2008
                                                        • 1589

                                                        #28
                                                        I think your a better designer than I am a photographer.
                                                        www.gimme-website.com

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                                                        • gimme-website
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jun 2008
                                                          • 1589

                                                          #29
                                                          Its time for an "How sweet is that" moment...

                                                          Jeskashotbox was one of the first paid jobs i had. Thanks daddy spunky sir!
                                                          And I didnt even know how to use the pen tool.. i was cutting out all my images with the eraser.
                                                          www.gimme-website.com

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                                                          • Kron
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jan 2005
                                                            • 1668

                                                            #30
                                                            very nice portfolio
                                                            I dont exchange money!

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                                                            • MsNikkiNefarious
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Aug 2008
                                                              • 54

                                                              #31
                                                              *raises hand* I gotta piece of shit site!

                                                              1. My site is shittier than a rat's ass: www.costumecuties.com. The original designer and webmaster kinda tossed this together on his own, according to him he "coded by hand" which I don't even know what that means, it's probably a euphemism for "didn't give a shit, took the money and ran." Check out the site, I dare you. Get this noise, when you tour you see these neat (well by 'neat' I mean 'better than nothing') thumbnails to show new content, though you can't do much with them...however when you join and actually pay for the membership, you get no thumbnails. Not a one. Only a list of video titles with no description. In fact the member section doesn't look a damned thing like the preview section. Oh and don't you love that the frontpage is one lone pic, with no real info about the site, except for a banner I half assed put together bc, well, I'm not a designer. Sweet huh!

                                                              2. I LOVE the Play With Paris layout (http://gimme-website.com/v2/?p=63 : http://www.playwithparis.com) Also you mentioned "it is your responsibility to intergrate" I think you mean "integrate" (hey, you asked to hear about typos :p). I know what you mean about being too nice and spending hours with "those" types of clients, as a freelance photographer I deal with them all too frequently.

                                                              3. Well I think I've swallowed enough ego by now.

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                                                              • gimme-website
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jun 2008
                                                                • 1589

                                                                #32
                                                                HI nikki xx

                                                                Im so glad you "GET" this thread! Ive looked at your site and the first thing i have to say is.

                                                                I SO WANT A WONDERWOMAN COSTUME! How much? I gotta have it!

                                                                But onto the serious bizness here. Your quite right, your site is appauling, its had no thought and love put into it. It needs to be held to my warm bosum and nursed back to health. And you really need to rethink using gallery2... if the design doesnt kill your site. That script will.
                                                                www.gimme-website.com

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                                                                • Dirty Lord
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2007
                                                                  • 2681

                                                                  #33
                                                                  bump! bump!

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                                                                  • MsNikkiNefarious
                                                                    Registered User
                                                                    • Aug 2008
                                                                    • 54

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Thank you so much for your, um, kind words ;) But you are so right. The poor site needs lots of lovin and I'm sure your awesome bosom could do just the trick. Also, um, what's gallery2? I bought this site from someone bc I already created this type of content and the former owner didn't want to be assed with it (and now I can see why), so I bought it and I know not a damned thing about this stuff lmao! I know what I'd like to see done with it, only I'm just a photog and not much with the design skeelz.

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                                                                    • andy83
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                      • 1605

                                                                      #35
                                                                      lol seriously fun thread! 2 x

                                                                      great idea!

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                                                                      • Gerco
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                                        • 2052

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Seriously.. I win...

                                                                        I mean take a look at http://www.xposts.com

                                                                        How much worse could you get...

                                                                        That and I really liked your Logo at http://gimme-website.com/v2/?p=226

                                                                        What I would love to do with xposts is put a legal tube on it...
                                                                        Http://www.extremehole.com

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                                                                        over 150,000 exclusive images and more.

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                                                                        • Gerco
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                                          • 2052

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Oh another note, http://www.extremehole.com design is over 6 years old and needs a lot of help. I thought the design was good back then.. but I find it irritating now...

                                                                          I would like to do a totally new look for the sites 10 year anniversary which is coming up in a few months.
                                                                          Http://www.extremehole.com

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                                                                          400 HOURS of exclusive custom extreme content, already on external HD in Raw DV ready to encode.
                                                                          over 150,000 exclusive images and more.

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                                                                          • tenderobject
                                                                            Need Designs? 312352846
                                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                                            • 11688

                                                                            #38
                                                                            pretty sweet contest! heres a bump for you man.. i didn't knew you can put up a full working website in wordpress hehe i only knew blogs :P


                                                                            NEED DESIGNS?!?

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                                                                            • gimme-website
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jun 2008
                                                                              • 1589

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Yes, the whole portfolio is built around wordpress. Its got all the junk stuff removed that i dont want. A few CSS edits and hey presto! Thats why I love wordpress too, its so flexible and you can make something special really quickly. V2 portfolio was built in 1 DAY!

                                                                              Now I must pay my attentions to Gerco. Actually its not "that" bad Gerco. I wouldnt mind joining myself!
                                                                              www.gimme-website.com

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                                                                              • Gerco
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Nov 2005
                                                                                • 2052

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by gimme-website
                                                                                Yes, the whole portfolio is built around wordpress. Its got all the junk stuff removed that i dont want. A few CSS edits and hey presto! Thats why I love wordpress too, its so flexible and you can make something special really quickly. V2 portfolio was built in 1 DAY!

                                                                                Now I must pay my attentions to Gerco. Actually its not "that" bad Gerco. I wouldnt mind joining myself!
                                                                                Ya, but what about Http://www.xposts.com ... Thats total horse poop....
                                                                                Http://www.extremehole.com

                                                                                **** CLOSED ****

                                                                                400 HOURS of exclusive custom extreme content, already on external HD in Raw DV ready to encode.
                                                                                over 150,000 exclusive images and more.

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                                                                                • gimme-website
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jun 2008
                                                                                  • 1589

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Still time to show me your shit.
                                                                                  www.gimme-website.com

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                                                                                  • kisskatlyn
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                                                    • 433

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by gimme-website
                                                                                    Still time to show me your shit.
                                                                                    maybe you should rework your own site?

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                                                                                    • john_63
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                                                      • 517

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by gimme-website
                                                                                      Still time to show me your shit.
                                                                                      hello mrs websites,

                                                                                      are we still today lying we is finnish or maybe we today are at uk. you ask me and i shall answer. maybe we are netherlands today?

                                                                                      - regardingments

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                                                                                      • gimme-website
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Jun 2008
                                                                                        • 1589

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Yeah.. I did a whoopsy. And im not going to have the time for a week to rebuild.

                                                                                        But this competition is still on!.
                                                                                        www.gimme-website.com

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                                                                                        • gimme-website
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jun 2008
                                                                                          • 1589

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by john_63
                                                                                          hello mrs websites,

                                                                                          are we still today lying we is finnish or maybe we today are at uk. you ask me and i shall answer. maybe we are netherlands today?

                                                                                          - regardingments
                                                                                          Aww shucks you got me. What are you talking about btw?
                                                                                          www.gimme-website.com

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                                                                                          • xxxfeetxxx
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Sep 2005
                                                                                            • 4218

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            My sock fetish forum is awful. It's the default style and I haven't got around to sexing it up.

                                                                                            I like some of the forum work you did in your portfolio, such as Spunky Forums.
                                                                                            Chicks In Socks has the hottest sock fetish content. Earn 50% of sign-ups with our webmaster affilate program.
                                                                                            Featuring Martina Warren, 2005 Penthouse Pet of the Year.
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                                                                                            • gimme-website
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jun 2008
                                                                                              • 1589

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by xxxfeetxxx
                                                                                              My sock fetish forum is awful. It's the default style and I haven't got around to sexing it up.

                                                                                              I like some of the forum work you did in your portfolio, such as Spunky Forums.
                                                                                              MMMnnn tones of blue... YUCK YUCK YUCK!!!

                                                                                              I think I wanna do this
                                                                                              www.gimme-website.com

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                                                                                              • MsNikkiNefarious
                                                                                                Registered User
                                                                                                • Aug 2008
                                                                                                • 54

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I can't wait to see what comes of this contest!

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                                                                                                • xxxfeetxxx
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                                                  • 4218

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  I guess the competition is closed now. It must be around 5.30pm NL time.
                                                                                                  Chicks In Socks has the hottest sock fetish content. Earn 50% of sign-ups with our webmaster affilate program.
                                                                                                  Featuring Martina Warren, 2005 Penthouse Pet of the Year.
                                                                                                  icq:283-645-282 email:webmaster at xxxfeetxxx dot com

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                                                                                                  • gimme-website
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Jun 2008
                                                                                                    • 1589

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Well there have been some really suckass entries. And I managed to delete my new portfolio aswell! So this comp has been a pile of shit on many levels.

                                                                                                    The winner as chosen by me wins for one reason only. I really want to see what a sock fetish forum skin looks like

                                                                                                    So gratz to you xxxfeetxxx. You have me on your ICQ so get in touch at the beggining of next week and I will slot you into my work queue.

                                                                                                    Thanks to the other people who entered, You get nothing. But if you get on touch ill give you a hefty discount. xx
                                                                                                    www.gimme-website.com

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