Jury Duty can blow me.

**Juicy D. Links** · 01-13-2009, 06:54 PM

i got summoned for mandatory attendance on Feb 5 after they said i blew em off 2x so now they said i MUST APPEAR or else!!!!!!!!!!

**collegeboobies** · 01-13-2009, 07:00 PM

haha jury duty sounds shityt

**EthnicLover** · 01-13-2009, 07:03 PM

Yeah, they're really serious about jury duty. Fines and/or jail time may apply if you don't show up.

**Dagwolf** · 01-13-2009, 07:07 PM

Originally posted by Jesus H Christ

They refuse to summons me anymore. The last 2 times I went I purposely voted NOT guilty and hung one jury. The City attorney asked me why and I told him the local cops are dicks. They cases were simple traffic offensives.

jury trial for traffic offenses? Never heard of such a thing.

**After Shock Media** · 01-13-2009, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by Dagwolf

jury trial for traffic offenses? Never heard of such a thing.

Not all states have jury trials on traffic offenses.

Not saying I agree with what the poster said though.

**tony286** · 01-13-2009, 07:39 PM

bring a book and go its your duty as a citizen

**MetaMan** · 01-13-2009, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by Jesus H Christ

They refuse to summons me anymore. The last 2 times I went I purposely voted NOT guilty and hung one jury. The City attorney asked me why and I told him the local cops are dicks. They cases were simple traffic offensives.

I LOVE IT!

**cess** · 01-13-2009, 08:30 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

i got summoned for mandatory attendance on Feb 5 after they said i blew em off 2x so now they said i MUST APPEAR or else!!!!!!!!!!

Just send them that damn shoe pecker pic you keep posting. That will probably be the last you hear from them.

**F-U-Jimmy** · 01-13-2009, 09:55 PM

In 13 years i've had 14 request to do jury service. I keep telling them im a UK citizen but the thick fucks don't seem to want to listen

**John-ACWM** · 01-13-2009, 11:14 PM

Yeah,they can go ahead and blow you

Never been in a jury before.They can blow me

**davecummings** · 01-13-2009, 11:14 PM

Once in the court room and being asked to answer the standard 8-9 questions, I state that I'm a retired U.S. Army Lt Col who has sat on many court-martials, and that I'm now a porn star. Usually, if the prosecution isn't afraid of me being overly liberal, the defense is afraid that I'm a conservative military---I get excused every time!!

**Firehorse** · 01-13-2009, 11:17 PM

Never done jury duty and touch wood never will

**EthnicLover** · 01-14-2009, 08:37 AM

Can you believe that being a full-time student is not an excuse for missing jury duty?

As if having four classes wasn't stressful enough, now you have to decide someone's fate.

**Honez** · 01-14-2009, 09:01 AM

Originally posted by davecummings

Once in the court room and being asked to answer the standard 8-9 questions, I state that I'm a retired U.S. Army Lt Col who has sat on many court-martials, and that I'm now a porn star. Usually, if the prosecution isn't afraid of me being overly liberal, the defense is afraid that I'm a conservative military---I get excused every time!!

Ahaha! Perfect

**tranza** · 01-14-2009, 10:34 AM

I'm so glad I've never been called to jury duty. I'd probably do everything I can to avoid it. Down here in Brazil, they just have jury for the most horrible cases (like multiple murders and shit), I'd hate to be marked as the guys that convicted the serial killer to jail.

**tehrugs** · 01-14-2009, 10:39 AM

A friend of mine told me he once only answered the questions he was asked during jury selection with another question...going to have to try that if I ever get picked up.

**Vendzilla** · 01-14-2009, 10:44 AM

I got out of a murder trial by knowing the cop who investagated the case. I got out of another by wearing a NRA t-shirt. I've been up for it probably 10 times, never served!

**munki** · 01-14-2009, 10:46 AM

I was seated on a jury once, but the case was thrown out the following day... all things considered, jury duty has never really been that big of a hindrance to me, a little annoying, but ultimately not that bad.

**Vicious_B** · 01-14-2009, 10:49 AM

I have only been called twice and both time I happened to be pregnant. Both of my pregnancies were high risk and I when I called in they excused me. I didnt even have to get a doctors note or anything which I thought was unusual.

**EthnicLover** · 01-14-2009, 11:07 AM

Originally posted by tranza

I'm so glad I've never been called to jury duty. I'd probably do everything I can to avoid it. Down here in Brazil, they just have jury for the most horrible cases (like multiple murders and shit), I'd hate to be marked as the guys that convicted the serial killer to jail.

Is it mandatory that all Brazilian citizens have to got to jury duty?

Jury Duty can blow me.

Jury Duty can blow me.

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