How come so many Canadian webmasters?

**CDSmith** · 10-01-2002, 10:41 AM

Yup.

**Babaganoosh** · 10-01-2002, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by PizzaGuy
I was just wondering...
There seems to be an ass load of Canadian porn slingers in this
biz. Is it just my imagination or are the Canadians taking over - eh?

What else is there to do in Canada?

**Rip** · 10-01-2002, 10:45 AM

Canadian girls are better looking, giving us an advantage

**CDSmith** · 10-01-2002, 10:50 AM

We've been observing you Americans and your TV shows for decades now, quietly lurking..... and watching.

We know what you want.

**Fletch XXX** · 10-01-2002, 10:50 AM

Inside every Canadian is an American waiting to come out.

make sure to put 2 winkies

wink wink

**hershie** · 10-01-2002, 10:51 AM

Who would have suspected this phenomenon when we are supposed to be so mild mannered, polite and docile.

**sherie** · 10-01-2002, 10:52 AM

Uhh, cause we love porn and money just as much as the next guy/gal!!

**mastamindz** · 10-01-2002, 10:57 AM

Eskimo chicks love a man with a large igloo.

**MrPopup** · 10-01-2002, 10:59 AM

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

What else is there to do in Canada?

I'll tell you...Canada is infinitely more interesting then fucking Kansas, where this redneck comes from.

**dantheman** · 10-01-2002, 11:01 AM

canada, isnt that in north dakota?

**Martin** · 10-01-2002, 11:02 AM

Might have something to do with the fact your money is worth twice as much here?

**Dildozer** · 10-01-2002, 11:05 AM

Because nobody ever suspects the Canadian guy

**Evil Chris** · 10-01-2002, 11:06 AM

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

What else is there to do in Canada?

Dream about moving to Kansas, Dorothy.

**Rip** · 10-01-2002, 11:08 AM

It's well known Canadian men have bigger dicks,

it's from years of using them to chop fire wood in the winter

**some_idiot** · 10-01-2002, 11:11 AM

It's more fun to put cheques in the bank at 1.51:1 than
1:1 !

**Morgan** · 10-01-2002, 11:12 AM

Its way too cold in canada so everyone just works from their homes as adult webmasters...

**SleazyDream** · 10-01-2002, 11:13 AM

Originally posted by PizzaGuy
I was just wondering...
are the Canadians taking over - eh?

what do you mean ARE???? We have.........

**mjrools23** · 10-01-2002, 11:14 AM

Originally posted by Evil Chris

Dream about moving to Kansas, Dorothy.

ahhahaahahhaha

**Rip** · 10-01-2002, 11:16 AM

Ohh , so you're the ONE person in Northern Manitoba on this here census map?

You got moose powering your generator or what?

**Captain Canada** · 10-01-2002, 11:18 AM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

what do you mean ARE???? We have.........

We are Canadians - we're supposed to be too polite to ridicule our fine neighbours.

**CDSmith** · 10-01-2002, 11:20 AM

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Inside every Canadian is an American waiting to come out.

**PizzaGuy** · 10-01-2002, 11:29 AM

Holy shit! CDSmith is that Canadian moose shit?
Cuz that can't be human!

**CDSmith** · 10-01-2002, 11:32 AM

It's fresh from the Great White fucking NORTH baby.

<font size=-2>Above content courtesy of www.ratemypoo.com</font>

**Martin** · 10-01-2002, 11:33 AM

lol...

**sherie** · 10-01-2002, 11:34 AM

Originally posted by Rip
It's well known Canadian men have bigger dicks,

it's from years of using them to chop fire wood in the winter

Hmmm, I am not so sure about that one LOL

Are you chopping that would with your dick? I can see the muscle's in the forearms and arms increasing in size, but the dick? Nu uh!LMAO

**Morgan** · 10-01-2002, 11:37 AM

I thought canadian poo looked more like this:

**CDSmith** · 10-01-2002, 11:38 AM

Originally posted by sherie
Hmmm, I am not so sure about that one LOL

Are you chopping that would with your dick? I can see the muscle's in the forearms and arms increasing in size, but the dick? Nu uh!LMAO

But what you fail to realize is that we don't use our hands.

100% cockswing baby.

**CDSmith** · 10-01-2002, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
I thought canadian poo looked more like this:
[poo-pic]

Like the man said, inside every Canadian is an American waiting to come out.

**Juge** · 10-01-2002, 11:41 AM

Because we're horny.

**PizzaGuy** · 10-01-2002, 11:44 AM

**.:Frog:.** · 10-01-2002, 11:54 AM

Canadians enjoy the American dollar and the exchange rate it converts out at.

Canada doesn't have as many bible thumping idiots that America does. There are also no bullshit laws in Canada trying to punish adults from making porn.

Many Canadians have internet access.

**Morgan** · 10-01-2002, 11:56 AM

Where is canada??? Europe?

**Martin** · 10-01-2002, 12:04 PM

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
Where is canada??? Europe?

Okay this joke is getting old.. Everybody knows where Canada is.. Canada is the world's second-largest country (9 093 507 km2), surpassed only by the Russian Federation. If you didn't know now you do

**jreaka** · 10-01-2002, 12:06 PM

The 51st state needs some kind of income!

**.:Frog:.** · 10-01-2002, 12:11 PM

Ganjasaurus

You posted in this thread 3 times with lame insults when no one is even talking about you.
Bored?

**Rocky** · 10-01-2002, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
Its way too cold in canada so everyone just works from their homes as adult webmasters...

that's the absolute truth

i haven't stepped outside since 1998

**Stealthy** · 10-01-2002, 12:41 PM

(Sigh) Why do people still try to perpetuate this "Eh" thing? I have lived in Canada my entire life and honestly have yet to meet a Canadian that talks like that. Seriously guys, the shit went out of popularity as soon as "Strange Brew" hit the fucking video stores.

Now what Americans need to realise is that since we up here in the frozen North finally have indoor plumbing in our igloos, we have no reason to go outside to take a shit anymore, and now that Honda has graciously provided us with portable generators, we almost ALL have electricity now! The fact that nearly everyone in Western Canada is sharing the same internet connection makes for slow surfing sometimes, but it makes staying at home to keep warm that much more profitable for the Adult webmasters. I mean shit man, I'm afraid to go outside since the recent outbreak in the snow snake population! Those little fuckers are DANGEROUS! I for one will NOT go out and get a skidoo like the other Inuit (Eskimo is not the right term) either, because my dogsled is way more fun! Besides, when you get stranded out in the wild frozen tundra of somewhere like downtown Vancouver, you can't eat a skidoo to survive...

True story: Some friends of mine went to LA on vacation (Why, I don't know) and when they got off the plane at LAX some Hari-Krishna type stopped them and asked where they were from. They told them they were from Canada. The guy says "Canada, where's that?" And when he was told "It's above the United States.", The fucker looked UP.

**Rip** · 10-01-2002, 01:19 PM

You have plumbing?

**quiet** · 10-01-2002, 01:33 PM

Originally posted by some_idiot
It's more fun to put cheques in the bank at 1.51:1 than
1:1 !

my personal favorite...

**CDSmith** · 10-01-2002, 01:36 PM

Ya eh? Flush toilets n' everthang.

In Canada a "Polaris" is a brand of snowmobile, not a type of nuclear missile.
I go work on my Polaris now. Winter is coming.

**Apollo** · 10-01-2002, 01:40 PM

Originally posted by Rip
Canadian girls are better looking, giving us an advantage

Amen to that brother...

**ElvisManson** · 10-01-2002, 01:46 PM

Originally posted by Stealthy
(Sigh) Why do people still try to perpetuate this "Eh" thing? I have lived in Canada my entire life and honestly have yet to meet a Canadian that talks like that. Seriously guys, the shit went out of popularity as soon as "Strange Brew" hit the fucking video stores.

Now what Americans need to realise is that since we up here in the frozen North finally have indoor plumbing in our igloos, we have no reason to go outside to take a shit anymore, and now that Honda has graciously provided us with portable generators, we almost ALL have electricity now! The fact that nearly everyone in Western Canada is sharing the same internet connection makes for slow surfing sometimes, but it makes staying at home to keep warm that much more profitable for the Adult webmasters. I mean shit man, I'm afraid to go outside since the recent outbreak in the snow snake population! Those little fuckers are DANGEROUS! I for one will NOT go out and get a skidoo like the other Inuit (Eskimo is not the right term) either, because my dogsled is way more fun! Besides, when you get stranded out in the wild frozen tundra of somewhere like downtown Vancouver, you can't eat a skidoo to survive...

True story: Some friends of mine went to LA on vacation (Why, I don't know) and when they got off the plane at LAX some Hari-Krishna type stopped them and asked where they were from. They told them they were from Canada. The guy says "Canada, where's that?" And when he was told "It's above the United States.", The fucker looked UP.

You forgot to mention that we have the best Pengiun farms in the world and here in Toronto if you are hard up for work you can always get a job shooting Polar Bears to clear the way for the downtown Street Cars.

**lovefucking** · 10-01-2002, 02:12 PM

US always has better things to do like watching good shows produced by themself like the WTC hitting Boeing-747 or something like that , porn won't be that attractive compared to those shows

**Babaganoosh** · 10-01-2002, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by MrPopup

I'll tell you...Canada is infinitely more interesting then fucking Kansas, where this redneck comes from.

Perhaps, but at least we rednecks can spell "than".

**CDSmith** · 10-01-2002, 03:41 PM

Most rednecks can barely figure out where to put the change when they get on the bus let alone spell anything.

"Dood, that's not a TV, it's a MI-CRO-WAVE"

**E-Randy** · 10-01-2002, 03:43 PM

Can't we all just get along.... EH?

**Stealthy** · 10-01-2002, 03:51 PM

(Sigh) There's that fucking "Eh" thing again (Get it? Fucking "eh"? Jesus I crack ME up...)

I can explain it once and for all. The whole "Eh" thing started when some friggin' American tried to spell C-A-N-A-D-A.

There. Now you know.

**Rip** · 10-01-2002, 03:57 PM

Do you know how canada really got it's name??

**mjrools23** · 10-01-2002, 04:15 PM

nope..how?

How come so many Canadian webmasters?

How come so many Canadian webmasters?

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