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  • Far-L
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 6065

    #1

    Zappa plays Zappa

    Some of you whippersnappers may be too young to know who Frank Zappa is but it is never too late to find out why his music is genius... I highly recommend seeing a "Zappa plays Zappa" show if you see it coming to your town.

    Truly outstanding.
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  • Godsmack
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 4525

    #2
    Originally posted by Far-L
    Some of you whippersnappers may be too young to know who Frank Zappa is but it is never too late to find out why his music is genius... I highly recommend seeing a "Zappa plays Zappa" show if you see it coming to your town.

    Truly outstanding.
    39 here and I'm a huge Zappa fan..
    I am planning to attend a ZPZ tour when they visit the Netherlands..
    Although i like Dweezil Zappa i can't help it comparing his play with his father's..and that's a disappointment most of the times.
    But I've been listening to his version of Torture and Black napkins and i kinda started to like his play a lot.. It's not his father's but he's maturing for sure..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb_HwnwuEp4
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzbpgBPJfUs
    Last edited by Godsmack; 01-05-2009, 05:00 PM.
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    • MaDalton
      I am Amazing Content!
      • Feb 2004
      • 39861

      #3
      i can take about an hour on the tower of power - as long as i gets a little golden shower

      ;)
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      • Godsmack
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2004
        • 4525

        #4
        Originally posted by MaDalton
        i can take about an hour on the tower of power - as long as i gets a little golden shower

        ;)
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        • Grapesoda
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jul 2003
          • 46234

          #5
          Originally posted by Far-L
          Some of you whippersnappers may be too young to know who Frank Zappa is but it is never too late to find out why his music is genius... I highly recommend seeing a "Zappa plays Zappa" show if you see it coming to your town.

          Truly outstanding.
          bunch of great clips with frank, as well as the captain on youtube

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          • Grapesoda
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jul 2003
            • 46234

            #6
            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6fsa...eature=related

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvfU9...eature=related
            Last edited by Grapesoda; 01-05-2009, 05:45 PM.

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            • Godsmack
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2004
              • 4525

              #7
              Captain beefheart (Don) was Dutch!..
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              • Grapesoda
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jul 2003
                • 46234

                #8
                my personal fav..

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                • Firehorse
                  Desire it and have it!!!
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 30767

                  #9
                  My first band was named Cosmik Debris after this song and we played a few Zappa songs, he was a musical maestro and and enduring legend! A musician's musician! : : :



                  The mystery man came over
                  And he said Im outta sight!
                  He said for a nominal service charge
                  I could reach nirvana tonight
                  If I was ready, willing and able
                  To pay him his regular fee
                  He would drop all the rest of
                  His pressing affairs and devote
                  His attention to me

                  But I said look here brother
                  Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
                  Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
                  Look here brother, dont waste your time on me

                  The mystery man got nervous
                  And he fidget around a bit
                  He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
                  And he whipped out a shaving kit
                  Now I thought it was a razor
                  And a can of foaming goo
                  But he told me right then when the top popped open
                  There was nothin his box wont do
                  With the oil of aphrodite, and the dust of the grand wazoo
                  He said you might not believe this, little fella
                  But itll cure your asthma too

                  And I said look here brother
                  Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
                  Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway?
                  Look here brother, dont waste your time on me
                  (dont waste your time)

                  Ive got troubles of my own, I said
                  And you cant help me out
                  So, take your meditations and your preparations
                  And ram it up your snout!
                  But I got the crystal ball, he said
                  And held it to the ligh
                  So I snatched it, all away from him
                  And I showed him how to do it right

                  I wrapped a newspaper round my head
                  So I looked like I was deep
                  I said some mumbo-jumbo, then
                  I told him he was going to sleep
                  I robbed his rings and pocketwatch
                  And everything else I found
                  I had that sucker hypnotized
                  He couldnt even make a sound
                  I proceeded to tell him his future, then
                  As long as he was hanging around
                  I said the price of meat has just gone up
                  And your old lady has just gone down!

                  And I said look here brother-who you
                  Jiving with that cosmik debris?
                  Now is that a real poncho or is that a sears poncho?
                  Dont you know, you could make more money as a butcher?
                  So, dont waste your time on me
                  Dont waste it, dont waste your time on me
                  (shanti)





                  Dreamed I was an eskimo
                  Frozen wind began to blow
                  Under my boots and around my toes
                  The frost that bit the ground below
                  It was a hundred degrees below zero...

                  And my mama cried
                  And my mama cried
                  Nanook, a-no-no
                  Nanook, a-no-no
                  Dont be a naughty eskimo
                  Save your money, dont go to the show

                  Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
                  Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
                  Well I turned around and I said ho, ho
                  And the northern lights commenced to glow
                  And she said, with a tear in her eye
                  Watch out where the huskies go, and dont you eat that yellow snow
                  Watch out where the huskies go, and dont you eat that yellow snow
                  MySweetEbony

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                  • Far-L
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 6065

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Godsmack
                    39 here and I'm a huge Zappa fan..
                    I am planning to attend a ZPZ tour when they visit the Netherlands..
                    Although i like Dweezil Zappa i can't help it comparing his play with his father's..and that's a disappointment most of the times.
                    But I've been listening to his version of Torture and Black napkins and i kinda started to like his play a lot.. It's not his father's but he's maturing for sure..

                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb_HwnwuEp4
                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzbpgBPJfUs
                    I felt the same until the other night... Dweezil was just incredible... and I have watched him play since he was about 15 playing his fusion-esque stuff. Frank is still the master but Dweezil did his papa proud.
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                    • Far-L
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 6065

                      #11
                      One of my faves:

                      Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy

                      I coulda swore her hair was made of rayon
                      She wore a Milton Bradley Crayon
                      But she was something I could lay on
                      Can't remember what became of me . . .
                      Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy

                      She put a Doobie Brothers tape on
                      I had a Roger Daitrey cape on
                      There was a bed I dumped her shape on
                      Can't remember what became of me . . .
                      Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy

                      Somewhat later on
                      I woke up and she was gone
                      There was dew out on the lawn
                      In the sunrise
                      Later she came back
                      With a rumpled paper sack
                      Which she told me would contain
                      A surprise

                      She stuck her hand right in it to the bottom
                      Said she knew I'd be surprised she got'em
                      Take a Charleston pimp to spot 'em
                      Then she gave a pair of shoes to me ...
                      Plastic leather, 14 Triple D

                      I said: I wonder what's the shoes for
                      She told me: Don't you worry no more
                      And got right down there on the tile floor:
                      Now Darling STOMP ALL OVER ME! ...
                      Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy

                      Is this something new
                      Having people stomp on you?
                      Is it what I need to do
                      For your pleasure?
                      What is this, a quiz?
                      Don't you worry what it is
                      It is merely just a moment
                      I can treasure

                      By ten o'clock her arms and legs were rendered
                      She couldn't talk 'cause her mouth had been extendered
                      Looked to me as though she had been blendered
                      But was this abject misery?
                      No! No!
                      Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy!

                      It might seem strange to Herb and Dee -
                      Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy!
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                      • tony299
                        lurker
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 57021

                        #12
                        That must be amazing to see.

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