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  • Tjeezers
    Webmaster
    • Mar 2007
    • 16604

    #1

    I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0

    To Technical Support:

    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialisation, where it monitors all other system activity.

    Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 andSaturday
    Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can not seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favourite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but un-install does not work on this program.


    Can you help me, please? Otherwise, I'm screwed.

    Kind Regards,

    Harry

    -------- ******** 2 hours waiting for a replay, this is what they send.


    Dear Harry :

    This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program.

    Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony /Child Support."

    I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGISE.

    In any case avoid excessive use of the "Esc" key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGISE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smooth as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.

    Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying addition software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0.

    Do not,under any circumstances,install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

    Best of luck
    Tech Support

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  • 3M TA3
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    • Aug 2005
    • 2972

    #2
    classic!!!!

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    • borked
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      • Feb 2005
      • 6284

      #3
      Old but always true !

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      • BradM
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2003
        • 3397

        #4
        Estimated write date: 1977

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        • Overload
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2005
          • 3185

          #5
          lol, simple solution: uninstall Wife 1.0 and
          install GF 1.1, 1.2, 1.3 and so on with a
          multiple choice boot(y) sequence *grin*
          There aren't enough faces and palms on this planet for an appropriate reaction to religion.

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          • notime
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2003
            • 8027

            #6
            haha
            lol

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            • Donfoolio
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2006
              • 963

              #7
              sorry you have to roll back, vista is quite broken and we apologize for the inconvenience..
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              • bobby666
                boots are my religion
                • Nov 2005
                • 21765

                #8
                that's older than my daughter

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                • dav3
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2007
                  • 7348

                  #9
                  LOL Harry, I've never heard that one before.



                  Originally posted by Overload
                  lol, simple solution: uninstall Wife 1.0 and
                  install GF 1.1, 1.2, 1.3 and so on with a
                  multiple choice boot(y) sequence *grin*
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                  • hypedough
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                    • Sep 2007
                    • 3743

                    #10
                    Get a new secret computer haha

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                    • pornguy
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                      • Mar 2003
                      • 62910

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BradM
                      Estimated write date: 1977
                      You meant to put a 6
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                      • brassmonkey
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                        • Sep 2005
                        • 77390

                        #12
                        Originally posted by bobby666
                        that's older than my daughter
                        hahahahhaha
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                        • CaptainHowdy
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                          • Dec 2004
                          • 94114

                          #13
                          Ahahahahahaha!

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                          • CharlieBrown
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                            • Jun 2002
                            • 562

                            #14
                            funny, havent seen it before either even thou it seems by the replies thats its been around since i invented the internet
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                            • seeandsee
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                              #15
                              hehe i like it!
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                              • woj
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                                • Jul 2002
                                • 47880

                                #16
                                it's been a while since I read it, still funny though
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                                • V_RocKs
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                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 32451

                                  #17
                                  That is 3 minutes I will never get back.

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                                  • Just Mike
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                                    • Sep 2002
                                    • 3726

                                    #18
                                    thats really good

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                                    • mrwilson
                                      mrwilson 2.0
                                      • Jul 2007
                                      • 5122

                                      #19
                                      always a good read

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                                      • Tjeezers
                                        Webmaster
                                        • Mar 2007
                                        • 16604

                                        #20
                                        26 April will be the date i upgrade mines....

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                                        • zoltie
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 855

                                          #21
                                          How the Stock Market works
                                          Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers
                                          that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers seeing that there were
                                          many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them. The
                                          man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers
                                          stopped their effort.

                                          He then announced that he would now buy at $20 each. This renewed the efforts of
                                          the villagers and they started Catching monkeys again.

                                          Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their
                                          farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so
                                          little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch
                                          one!

                                          The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he
                                          had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his
                                          behalf.

                                          In his absence, the assistant told the villagers, 'Look at all the monkeys
                                          in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35
                                          and when he returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.'

                                          The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.

                                          Then they never saw the man nor his assistant ever again; only monkeys
                                          everywhere!

                                          You now have a better understanding of how the Stock Market works.

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                                          • Overload
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2005
                                            • 3185

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Sex2Have
                                            26 April will be the date i upgrade mines....
                                            just a heads up ... DON'T! unless you have all the drivers
                                            and a BIG hard drive or, at least make sure
                                            Wife 1.0 has ALL the peeks and pokes you need for
                                            FULL user satisfaction ... most slack somehow,
                                            so check twice ... thrice ... or skip it
                                            There aren't enough faces and palms on this planet for an appropriate reaction to religion.

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                                            • AdultEUhost
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                                              • Oct 2005
                                              • 2579

                                              #23
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                                              • WiredGuy
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                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 34515

                                                #24
                                                Always a classic
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                                                • Iron Fist
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                  • 23400

                                                  #25
                                                  Yeah but you need Palimony 1.0 Protection installed in order to do a clean uninstall of Wife 1.0
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                                                  • wizzart
                                                    scriptmaster
                                                    • May 2006
                                                    • 5246

                                                    #26
                                                    Awesome
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                                                    • MoreMagic
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2006
                                                      • 2851

                                                      #27
                                                      Isnt your whole live like that?


                                                      Originally posted by V_RocKs
                                                      That is 3 minutes I will never get back.

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                                                      • 96ukssob
                                                        So Fucking Banananananas
                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                        • 12991

                                                        #28
                                                        good one
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                                                        • fujiko
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                                                          • Jan 2008
                                                          • 566

                                                          #29
                                                          i really liked it.. thanks
                                                          .

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                                                          • Kron
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jan 2005
                                                            • 1668

                                                            #30
                                                            classic, but still nice
                                                            I dont exchange money!

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                                                            • Tjeezers
                                                              Webmaster
                                                              • Mar 2007
                                                              • 16604

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Overload
                                                              just a heads up ... DON'T! unless you have all the drivers
                                                              and a BIG hard drive or, at least make sure
                                                              Wife 1.0 has ALL the peeks and pokes you need for
                                                              FULL user satisfaction ... most slack somehow,
                                                              so check twice ... thrice ... or skip it
                                                              This one got a full version of Zone alarm on it. Only This guy gets access.
                                                              As a bonus i placed a Mouse recorder on it, so the boring tasks she will repeat without any hesitation
                                                              Last edited by Tjeezers; 01-03-2009, 01:28 AM.

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                                                              • DWB
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                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                • 31779

                                                                #32
                                                                I have not laughed that hard in a long time. Thanks.

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                                                                • 3M TA3
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                  • 2972

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by zoltie
                                                                  How the Stock Market works
                                                                  Nice

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                                                                  • Cash
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    hahaha, excellent joke
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                                                                    • John-ACWM
                                                                      Work Work Work
                                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                                      • 20060

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by BradM
                                                                      Estimated write date: 1977
                                                                      true!

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                                                                      • Chit Chat
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                                                                        • Oct 2008
                                                                        • 747

                                                                        #36
                                                                        A classic!

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                                                                        • Voodoo
                                                                          ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                          • 10600

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Code:
                                                                          <?php
                                                                          $statment="I\'m not available for a relationship, but why don\'t we $explitive_deleted instead?";
                                                                          
                                                                          while(isset($Wife_1.0)){
                                                                                 Query_beer();
                                                                                 // listen2her();
                                                                                 orderPizza();
                                                                                 break;
                                                                          }else{
                                                                                 foreach($Girlfriend[$x]){
                                                                                 print stripslashes("$statement");
                                                                          }}
                                                                          ?>
                                                                          Last edited by Voodoo; 01-03-2009, 05:37 AM.

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                                                                          • MandyBlake
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                                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                                            • 17761

                                                                            #38
                                                                            thats cute!
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