Originally Posted by LovinNothin

You are so full of shit. (no pun intended)

Is this some kind of advertisement to attract shit eaters? YOU are the gross fuck.

First of all: What was a man doing in your bathroom, while you were taking a dump? What woman leaves her bathroom door unlocked while taking a nasty shit?

Second, he went crawling on his knees to the toilet and put his face in it? So you were sitting on the toilet, and got up while he was crawling over? You thought you would accommodate his shit eating needs by getting off the toilet?

Third, this didn't make you sick, because either you are lying about the whole incident or you are a shit whore that shits on men and let's them eat your shit, in which case, this is just an advertisement for your shit services.

Either way, you need professional counseling.