The Ultimate Douchebag: Dic Pusini

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  • Dave_Lethal
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2008
    • 337

    #1

    The Ultimate Douchebag: Dic Pusini

    This guy wrote me recently in search of work as adult talent, funny shit:

    My name is Dic Pusini and I am a porn star that works for free.So far I have been in porn movies with the following porn stars:Amy Emerson,Bonnie Blaze,Deena Daniels,Brook Scott,Jessica D?Vine,Veronica Jett,etc.My limitations are only one: no anal sex.I?m 36y/o,5?8?,135lbs.I?m always AIM tested and I am ready for work today.
    I?ll do anything with women of all ages,sizes and races except have anal sex.
    I don?t drink,I don?t smoke and I don?t do drugs.
    I am friendly,honest,punctual,funny,reliable and very good porn performer.
    Also,I have a lot of female porn stars that are looking for porn work and in case you are looking for girls to use for your porn scenes or movies,I?m willing to let you use all my girls and I will never charge you a fee.You can see the pictures of all my porn girls here:
    www.RO.20M.com All my pictures are here:
    www.myspace.com/loseweightnowaskmehow
    Tony Davis (Real Name)
    Porn Star,Porn Producer,Porn Director,Business Owner,Magician,Foreign Language Tutor,Financial Advisor,Nutritionist,Personal Trainer,Life Counselor and
    Private Happiness Teacher.
    All my services are free for anyone!
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  • Vixenator
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2008
    • 158

    #2
    Sounds like a goldmine!
    Let us know how it turns out...
    Watch this space...

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    • brassmonkey
      Pay It Forward
      • Sep 2005
      • 77390

      #3
      yeah he sounds crazy you'd be in the morning trash pick up fukin with a nut
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      • AaliyahLove
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2008
        • 2722

        #4
        Wow what a piece of work! His myspace is full of LOLz also!!


        www.AaliyahLove.CamModels.Com

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        • selena
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2004
          • 7995

          #5
          What is a private happiness teacher?
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          • tical
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2002
            • 6504

            #6
            haha "Nick Boner" 4L
            112.020.756

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            • hypedough
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2007
              • 3743

              #7
              Worst. Plea. Ever.

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              • Porno Dan
                Court Jester
                • May 2003
                • 6342

                #8
                He "works" as one of the bukkake guys in Jim Powers' movies
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                • JoeCoool
                  Registered User
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 6

                  #9
                  Then Next King Of Porn

                  you forgot he is thenextkingofporn dot com
                  Joe Cool Productions

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                  • StaceyJo
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 8960

                    #10
                    lol, funny to read.
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                    • pornguy
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 62910

                      #11
                      Interesting.
                      PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic

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                      • John-ACWM
                        Work Work Work
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 20060

                        #12
                        The guy it's confident.... maybe he'll do something big

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                        • tranza
                          ICQ: 197-556-237
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 57559

                          #13
                          Hahaha...that's a really funny read!
                          I'm just a newbie.

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                          • Matyko
                            PsyHead
                            • Aug 2005
                            • 8674

                            #14
                            Originally posted by selena
                            What is a private happiness teacher?
                            teaches you how to open a bottle of wine, pour it into glass and drink

                            or

                            teaches you how to roll a proper joint and smoke it


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                            • alexchechs
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2008
                              • 3474

                              #15
                              OMG someone get this guy some help
                              Alex Chechs
                              http://thefawnconspiracy.com

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                              • billywatson
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 3281

                                #16
                                Dude. I got this same *exact* message. Is he the next Jeremy Steele?

                                I Shoot Porn.

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                                • Reak AGV
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 4283

                                  #17
                                  Sounds like a retirement plan ;)

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                                  • RayVega
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 4212

                                    #18
                                    When I was distributing DVD's, we would get letters like this all the time. Even handwritten ones with lots of typos and stuff offering to work for free. Creepy shit. I may have posted one or two up here...
                                    Ray "The Don" Vega

                                    Managing Director
                                    Private Equity Fund

                                    [email protected]

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                                    • NaughtyRob
                                      Two fresh affiliate progs
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 29602

                                      #19
                                      Funny shit but you shouldnt post his real name etc. Mod's should edit that out.
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                                      • JP-pornshooter
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 4007

                                        #20
                                        ha ha i saw this guy in vegas at avn..what a character.
                                        but honestly he is not much different than most guys doing stud work.. many of them would work for free if they had no other choice.
                                        "Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection." -- Author Unknown

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                                        • lazycash
                                          Troll Patrol
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 15214

                                          #21
                                          Sounds like LC when he first popped on the scene.
                                          "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                                          Its crazy..."

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                                          • notime
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 8027

                                            #22
                                            If anybody want the male fisting talent emails I've been getting from this German idiot...drop me a line
                                            These guys are weird sometimes. I tell them I forward their info to a producer (called "delete button productions")

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