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  • leek
    Confirmed User
    • May 2008
    • 342
    #1

    Internet Porn in 1994

    http://www.kontraband.com/videos/153...rnet-Pr0n-1994

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    • Michaelious
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2004
      • 6720
      #2
      lol genius!!

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        • Jayvis
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2005
          • 5430
          #3
          "Enough with the dude."

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            • Redmanthatcould
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2006
              • 2771
              #4
              A much better video - http://www.kontraband.com/pics/15240/Hypno-Bewb-Slide/

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                • DannysReviews|com
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 402
                  #5
                  That was funny. LOL NO NOT THE DUDE!
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                    • eroticsexxx
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 3133
                      #6
                      Nice, but surfing porn in 94 with a dial up modem was a bit different in reality.

                      Movies were left to download the night before and the modem was set to shut off automatically when they were done. It wouldn't have made sense to stream video by 56k modem!

                      Active porn surfing in '94 was more about waiting for the nude photo to download...

                      THIS is how is really went:

                      Image placeholder box
                      (unzips pants and gets comfortable)
                      Hair...
                      (preparatory penis stroking)
                      Face...
                      (Stroking the entire shaft)
                      Neck...
                      (Building up a bit more speed)
                      Tits...
                      (feeling those initial surges of pre-orgasm)
                      Stomach......
                      (really fapping hard now...)
                      Penis...
                      (Jumps up in shock, cumming all over the keyboard and monitor in the process)

                      OH FUCK...I just came to a tranny!

                      (looks around, right clicks and saves to hard drive...)

                      Next image.

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                        • EthnicLover
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 1584
                          #7
                          Funny stuff. I hope I never hear those dial up sounds again.


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                            • seeandsee
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                              • Mar 2006
                              • 50945
                              #8
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                                • PR|Jordan
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2008
                                  • 244
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by eroticsexxx
                                  Nice, but surfing porn in 94 with a dial up modem was a bit different in reality.

                                  Movies were left to download the night before and the modem was set to shut off automatically when they were done. It wouldn't have made sense to stream video by 56k modem!

                                  Active porn surfing in '94 was more about waiting for the nude photo to download...

                                  THIS is how is really went:

                                  Image placeholder box
                                  (unzips pants and gets comfortable)
                                  Hair...
                                  (preparatory penis stroking)
                                  Face...
                                  (Stroking the entire shaft)
                                  Neck...
                                  (Building up a bit more speed)
                                  Tits...
                                  (feeling those initial surges of pre-orgasm)
                                  Stomach......
                                  (really fapping hard now...)
                                  Penis...
                                  (Jumps up in shock, cumming all over the keyboard and monitor in the process)

                                  OH FUCK...I just came to a tranny!

                                  (looks around, right clicks and saves to hard drive...)

                                  Next image.
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                                    • brassmonkey
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                                      • Sep 2005
                                      • 77390
                                      #10
                                      hahahaha funny!
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                                        • Vixenator
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2008
                                          • 158
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by EthnicLover
                                          Funny stuff. I hope I never hear those dial up sounds again.
                                          I love those fucking sounds. They remind me of a simpler (all be it painfully fucking slow) time of my Internet life.
                                          Watch this space...

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                                            • tiger
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 6986
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by eroticsexxx
                                              Nice, but surfing porn in 94 with a dial up modem was a bit different in reality.

                                              Movies were left to download the night before and the modem was set to shut off automatically when they were done. It wouldn't have made sense to stream video by 56k modem!

                                              Active porn surfing in '94 was more about waiting for the nude photo to download...

                                              THIS is how is really went:

                                              Image placeholder box
                                              (unzips pants and gets comfortable)
                                              Hair...
                                              (preparatory penis stroking)
                                              Face...
                                              (Stroking the entire shaft)
                                              Neck...
                                              (Building up a bit more speed)
                                              Tits...
                                              (feeling those initial surges of pre-orgasm)
                                              Stomach......
                                              (really fapping hard now...)
                                              Penis...
                                              (Jumps up in shock, cumming all over the keyboard and monitor in the process)

                                              OH FUCK...I just came to a tranny!

                                              (looks around, right clicks and saves to hard drive...)

                                              Next image.

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                                                • tony299
                                                  lurker
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 57021
                                                  #13
                                                  That was funny

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                                                    • notoldschool
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2007
                                                      • 5687
                                                      #14
                                                      good one fo sho.
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                                                        • StuBradley
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                          • 2625
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Jayvis
                                                          "Enough with the dude."

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                                                            • doridori
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Jul 2008
                                                              • 2222
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by VS_Jeff
                                                              A much better video - http://www.kontraband.com/pics/15240/Hypno-Bewb-Slide/
                                                              omg,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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                                                                • d-null
                                                                  . . .
                                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                                  • 13724
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by eroticsexxx
                                                                  Nice, but surfing porn in 94 with a dial up modem was a bit different in reality.
                                                                  .........Next image.
                                                                  nailed it

                                                                  that video on kontraband is ridiculous to label as 1994

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                                                                    • LoveSandra
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Aug 2008
                                                                      • 10551
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by d-null
                                                                      nailed it

                                                                      that video on kontraband is ridiculous to label as 1994

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                                                                        • CamTraffic
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2008
                                                                          • 6540
                                                                          #19
                                                                          flash back!
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                                                                            • Ethersync
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2008
                                                                              • 5289
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Those modem sounds sure bring me back...
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                                                                                • Iron Fist
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                                  • 23400
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by eroticsexxx
                                                                                  THIS is how is really went:

                                                                                  Image placeholder box
                                                                                  (unzips pants and gets comfortable)
                                                                                  Hair...
                                                                                  (preparatory penis stroking)
                                                                                  Face...
                                                                                  (Stroking the entire shaft)
                                                                                  Neck...
                                                                                  (Building up a bit more speed)
                                                                                  Tits...
                                                                                  (feeling those initial surges of pre-orgasm)
                                                                                  Stomach......
                                                                                  (really fapping hard now...)
                                                                                  Penis...
                                                                                  (Jumps up in shock, cumming all over the keyboard and monitor in the process)

                                                                                  OH FUCK...I just came to a tranny!

                                                                                  (looks around, right clicks and saves to hard drive...)

                                                                                  Next image.
                                                                                  Awesome.
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                                                                                    • skrinkladoo
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Oct 2007
                                                                                      • 629
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      pure perfection! historically accurate! I give it 2 small dicks up ...
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                                                                                        • Jarmusch
                                                                                           
                                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                                          • 12479
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          That keyboard was a little too modern for 1994

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