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  • AaliyahLove
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    • Apr 2008
    • 2722

    #51
    Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal
    U like this thread cause you could smell Porno Dan's Pink cum stained dress shirt from a mile away in the lobby of the Diplomat, and you have ANOSMIA. LOL!!!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anosmia
    no I love this thread cause I has finally been revealed that I love grey hair and saggy balls! MMMMMM..


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    • TheAmericanCannibal
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2006
      • 3087

      #52
      Originally posted by JaneB
      I think most of us want you, not him. Nothing personal to him at all. You are just so cute and post naked pics.
      See Aaliyah I told you I am like a fruitcake the day after Christmas...
      Nobody cares for me
      lol

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      • TheAmericanCannibal
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2006
        • 3087

        #53
        Originally posted by Zuzana Designs
        Btw where is Porno Dan... this thread is getting off track hahaha

        Since the loss of his job at IPORN he is now DJing at Bob's Classy Lady in Van Nuys...

        LOL

        Not really but maybe???

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        • tony299
          lurker
          • Aug 2002
          • 57021

          #54
          Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal
          yea that's it.
          She loves gray hair and saggy balls.

          But seriously....

          Why can't I just be a nice guy, and overall charmer who is not a cheater and in love?
          I think that makes me attractive to her mostly.

          I don't lie, cheat, or steal.

          and like I said...I have a nice dick and my tongue is good at everything it does- from speaking to press to licking box.

          I am the Michael Phelps of pussy licking.


          lol

          Sorry baby I let the secret out of the bag

          hahahaha
          I have no doubt you are a good guy KB just busting your sagging balls lol

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          • DWB
            Registered User
            • Jul 2003
            • 31779

            #55
            Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal
            I would never even consider "snowballing my girlfriend" for a single second.

            And here I thought you and I would hit it off well.

            You let me down KB, you let me down.

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            • TheAmericanCannibal
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2006
              • 3087

              #56
              Originally posted by tony404
              I have no doubt you are a good guy KB just busting your sagging balls lol

              I love it.
              Are u kidding.

              aaliyah and I are on the phone now entertaining ourselves.
              We have no lives.

              lol

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              • TheAmericanCannibal
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2006
                • 3087

                #57
                Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                And here I thought you and I would hit it off well.

                You let me down KB, you let me down.
                I still love you and your avatar

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                • PersianKitty
                  Meow Media Inc.
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 7785

                  #58
                  Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal
                  I love it.
                  Are u kidding.

                  aaliyah and I are on the phone now entertaining ourselves.
                  We have no lives.

                  lol
                  haha.. on the phone and posting online..

                  shades of old Compuserve chat days... man I'm old.

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                  • XPays
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                    • Porno Dan
                      Court Jester
                      • May 2003
                      • 6342

                      #60
                      I am honored that I am so important to, "The ONLY Public Relations and Marketing Professional in all of ADULT".

                      I am sure that as such you must be very busy. The fact you put so much thought into this thread makes me realize how important I am to you.

                      I am going to make sure that I wear a different pink shirt every day of the AEE show at my booth, Immoral Productions. God only knows what type of stains they will have on them by the end of the night!

                      In fact, now that I think about it I am going to have all our models in pink Immoral Productions t-shirts.

                      I am hopeful that since I am so important to you that you and your, ?BIG dick?, will come to the party I am throwing, Jan 9th at Studio 54 inside the MGM Grand.

                      May you and yours have a Happy New Year, Kevin
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                      • TheAmericanCannibal
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                        • Dec 2006
                        • 3087

                        #61
                        Originally posted by Porno Dan
                        I am honored that I am so important to, "The ONLY Public Relations and Marketing Professional in all of ADULT".

                        I am sure that as such you must be very busy. The fact you put so much thought into this thread makes me realize how important I am to you.

                        I am going to make sure that I wear a different pink shirt every day of the AEE show at my booth, Immoral Productions. God only knows what type of stains they will have on them by the end of the night!

                        In fact, now that I think about it I am going to have all our models in pink Immoral Productions t-shirts.

                        I am hopeful that since I am so important to you that you and your, ?BIG dick?, will come to the party I am throwing, Jan 9th at Studio 54 inside the MGM Grand.

                        May you and yours have a Happy New Year, Kevin
                        Happy New Year to you too!
                        I am glad you liked the thread.

                        I really don't have anything going on right now so u can tell this is what I do when I get bored.

                        Who should I lampoon next?

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                        • TheAmericanCannibal
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                          • Dec 2006
                          • 3087

                          #62
                          PS I am not going to AEE

                          So I can't make the part but Studio 54 should be good-
                          Is Bone Thugs appearing there?

                          :-))

                          j/k Dan - it's just fun.

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                          • Porno Dan
                            Court Jester
                            • May 2003
                            • 6342

                            #63
                            Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal
                            PS I am not going to AEE

                            So I can't make the part but Studio 54 should be good-
                            Is Bone Thugs appearing there?

                            :-))

                            j/k Dan - it's just fun.
                            I am hoping Studio 54 will be fun, after all Elvis and Jim Morrison are peforming that night!

                            BTW - I had already ordered pink Immoral Producions t shirts for the AEE show. I will make sure to give you when I see you at Internext.
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                            • seeric
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                              • Aug 2004
                              • 41917

                              #64
                              I wouldn't want to be Dan either. I don't like needles and he has to do that AIM shit every month. Fuck all that.

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                              • JayAllan
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 1148

                                #65
                                Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal

                                7). I have never snorted anything other than coke, except the one time Brittany Andrews made me snort some X at the Argyle Hotel in 1999 with DJ Airek and asked us to pee on her in the bathtub ( not such a good idea- we ran down Sunset as fast as we could). So snorting cum is out of the question. Although at the same time I don't think my twisted, and often times big head could even conjure up such a notion.
                                Hahaha Great thread! I can personally attest to the craziness that is Brittany Andrews. Nothing would surprise me

                                It was great seeing you and your adorable girl at the "Orgasm Mansion" last week. We should definitely get together after the Vegas chaos and set up a shoot or two.

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                                • AaliyahLove
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2008
                                  • 2722

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by JayAllan
                                  Hahaha Great thread! I can personally attest to the craziness that is Brittany Andrews. Nothing would surprise me

                                  It was great seeing you and your adorable girl at the "Orgasm Mansion" last week. We should definitely get together after the Vegas chaos and set up a shoot or two.
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                                  • TheAmericanCannibal
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                                    • Dec 2006
                                    • 3087

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by JayAllan
                                    Hahaha Great thread! I can personally attest to the craziness that is Brittany Andrews. Nothing would surprise me

                                    It was great seeing you and your adorable girl at the "Orgasm Mansion" last week. We should definitely get together after the Vegas chaos and set up a shoot or two.
                                    Jay it's always a pleasure seeing you bro.
                                    I told Aaliyah just how much I think of you and your work-

                                    Jay there are photographers and there are guys who own Nikon's and take pictures.

                                    You my friend are a photographer.

                                    Happy New Year bro!

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                                    • TheAmericanCannibal
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2006
                                      • 3087

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by Porno Dan
                                      I am hoping Studio 54 will be fun, after all Elvis and Jim Morrison are peforming that night!

                                      BTW - I had already ordered pink Immoral Producions t shirts for the AEE show. I will make sure to give you when I see you at Internext.
                                      Great I can use a pink cum rag.
                                      My other half might not want to touch it though.

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                                      • wtfent
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                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 3790

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal
                                        yea that's it.
                                        She loves gray hair and saggy balls.

                                        But seriously....

                                        Why can't I just be a nice guy, and overall charmer who is not a cheater and in love?
                                        I think that makes me attractive to her mostly.

                                        I don't lie, cheat, or steal.

                                        and like I said...I have a nice dick and my tongue is good at everything it does- from speaking to press to licking box.

                                        I am the Michael Phelps of pussy licking.


                                        lol

                                        Sorry baby I let the secret out of the bag

                                        hahahaha

                                        Dude i knew you were the man before but damn you get to go home to that every night? Damn dude.
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                                        • hypedough
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                                          • Sep 2007
                                          • 3743

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal
                                          Since the loss of his job at IPORN he is now DJing at Bob's Classy Lady in Van Nuys...

                                          LOL

                                          Not really but maybe???
                                          I'm glad there's a growing community of people who realize this Porno Dan guy is a complete and utter douchebag.

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                                          • DWB
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                                            • Jul 2003
                                            • 31779

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal
                                            I still love you and your avatar
                                            Would you snowball with the girl in my avatar?

                                            Honestly, if it meant I could taste her sweetness, I would snowball her with your load.

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                                            • Porno Dan
                                              Court Jester
                                              • May 2003
                                              • 6342

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by A1R3K
                                              I wouldn't want to be Dan either. I don't like needles and he has to do that AIM shit every month. Fuck all that.
                                              Don't forget they make me pee in a cup as well.
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                                              • CarlosTheGaucho
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                                                • Oct 2005
                                                • 9571

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                oh shit, i forgot about that crazy night. that chick is nuts. i run from her everytime i see her. she wants to put things in my butt.
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                                                • slavdogg
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                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 3570

                                                  #74
                                                  KB's bullshit detector is like no other.
                                                  I can attest to that.

                                                  dont have proof of his big cock, but since we're brothers from the same tribe.. we've been blessed.
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                                                  • uno
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                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                    • 18450

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                    LOL at Party in a Box. funny noone knows that but us.

                                                    no this is Brittany Andrews. Party in a box was probably 12 years old at the time considering shes 20 something now. LOLLLLLL
                                                    Perhaps I'm mistaken, but I always attributed the name to BrettJ. It was priceless in the lobby several times when she tried to leave without her shoes and met face to face with the other biggest train wreck at that show. Or having JFK shoot her box when...
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                                                    • uno
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                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 18450

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                      LOL at Party in a Box. funny noone knows that but us.

                                                      no this is Brittany Andrews. Party in a box was probably 12 years old at the time considering shes 20 something now. LOLLLLLL
                                                      Oh as a side note I think a very good friend did a photog book featuring Brittany Andrews.
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                                                      • Just Mike
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                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                        • 3726

                                                        #77
                                                        kb

                                                        funny shit as always

                                                        good to see you & Aaliyah the other night

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                                                        • PornDiscounts-R
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                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                          • 1272

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by Zuzana Designs
                                                          Ohhh we need pics of this strap-on girl.. You would be my first girl girl ever.. and you are talking about a strap-on lolz... We need to kiss first, and then talk about a strap-on haha.. It does sound sexy though ....ahhhh...
                                                          hehe, there is gonna be a 60 page thread begging for pics if that ever happens.
                                                          and i would ask as well
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                                                          • Hank_Heartland
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                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                            • 3987

                                                            #79
                                                            Everybody play nice...the DawgFather said so
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                                                            • GonZo
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                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                              • 3180

                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal
                                                              PS I am not going to AEE

                                                              So I can't make the part but Studio 54 should be good-
                                                              Is Bone Thugs appearing there?

                                                              :-))

                                                              j/k Dan - it's just fun.
                                                              Dan promised me a BoneThug jacket.

                                                              KB can you hook me up with an Iporn one?
                                                              Assclown Bob Rice wants to BANG your credit card!
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                                                              • HorseShit
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                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                • 17513

                                                                #81
                                                                thread was funny

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                                                                • amacontent
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                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 13032

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal
                                                                  For Aaliyah's eyes only.
                                                                  :-))

                                                                  But f you play your cards right and come out and shoot with her...u never know what can happen
                                                                  :-))
                                                                  All talk... those who talk about it... dream about it
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                                                                  • ManuteBol
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                                                                    • Aug 2004
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                                                                    #83
                                                                    Porno Dork

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                                                                    • Jman
                                                                      Already an AI veteran
                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 22834

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Originally posted by Hank_Heartland
                                                                      Everybody play nice...the DawgFather said so
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                                                                      • OMG Jim
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                                                                        • Oct 2005
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                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by Jean-Francois
                                                                        Hail to the dawgfather

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                                                                        • Meeper
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                                                                          • Feb 2007
                                                                          • 2642

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by Zuzana Designs
                                                                          .. we need pics of the BIG dick.. please
                                                                          I disagree completely
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                                                                          • sugarlips
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                                                                            • May 2003
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                                                                            #87
                                                                            coitus. there i said it.
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                                                                            • TheAmericanCannibal
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                                                                              • Dec 2006
                                                                              • 3087

                                                                              #88
                                                                              Originally posted by amacontent
                                                                              All talk... those who talk about it... dream about it
                                                                              Trust me Joe- I have seen your weinie in just about every porn video I have seen online and with every piece of content Brent bought

                                                                              LOL

                                                                              I can say I got you....by a nose or at least head of my dick...

                                                                              lol

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                                                                              • RogerV
                                                                                Banned!
                                                                                • Jul 2002
                                                                                • 12591

                                                                                #89
                                                                                Originally posted by AaliyahLove
                                                                                I love u 2 PK! U comin to Vegas or what?
                                                                                your site isnt loading for me http://aaliyahlove.com/ I clicked on your sig

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                                                                                • TheAmericanCannibal
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                                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                                  • 3087

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Originally posted by RogerV
                                                                                  your site isnt loading for me http://aaliyahlove.com/ I clicked on your sig
                                                                                  Her site got slammed so hard last night it's down.
                                                                                  Should be back up momentarily....we hope!

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                                                                                  • AaliyahLove
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                                                                                    • Apr 2008
                                                                                    • 2722

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    Originally posted by RogerV
                                                                                    your site isnt loading for me http://aaliyahlove.com/ I clicked on your sig

                                                                                    It's back up now, sorry about that And the video that is released today is my 1st all girl 4some.. awww yeaaa


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                                                                                    • AaliyahLove
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                                                                                      • Apr 2008
                                                                                      • 2722

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      Originally posted by GonZo
                                                                                      Dan promised me a BoneThug jacket.

                                                                                      KB can you hook me up with an Iporn one?
                                                                                      Bwahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!


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                                                                                      • Michaelious
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                                                                                        • Jan 2004
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                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Nice pics!

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                                                                                        • GonZo
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                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Originally posted by AaliyahLove
                                                                                          Bwahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!
                                                                                          KB knows I am serious!
                                                                                          Assclown Bob Rice wants to BANG your credit card!
                                                                                          "I am putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage."
                                                                                          All the information above is my personal opinion.

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                                                                                          • Jay-Rock
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                                                                                            • Mar 2007
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                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Hey AALIYAH i have a new solo girl Jessie and she would love to shoot with you. We are getting her site CCbill approved before internext.










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                                                                                            • TheAmericanCannibal
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                                                                                              • 3087

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              Jessie's got a "FUPA"

                                                                                              I don't think she is right for Aaliyah Jayrock.
                                                                                              But then again- it's her call.

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                                                                                              • Pete-KT
                                                                                                Workin With The Devil
                                                                                                • Oct 2004
                                                                                                • 51532

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                Your gf's site looks good, but it takes about 10-15 seconds to get from the warring page to the tour.

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                                                                                                • TarPy
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2002
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                                                                                                  #98


                                                                                                  :-) thumbs up
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                                                                                                  • TarPy
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                                                                                                    • Mar 2002
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                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Pete-KT
                                                                                                    Your gf's site looks good, but it takes about 10-15 seconds to get from the warring page to the tour.
                                                                                                    they are having issues today, thread here

                                                                                                    http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=15266771
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                                                                                                    • J$tyle$
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                                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                                      • 11500

                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      ahahahaha

                                                                                                      KB - jew crack me up, mang!

                                                                                                      Not as funny as the fat chick across the way from your place "ducking and rolling" ... or 'incognito' ... but still funny!

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