10). I didn't believe in Adult Vest and Francis was a wackjob
9). I don't take pictures of my pee pee ( a pee pee is what it's called when it's under 6 inches) and show it on GFY
8). Being that I am on a strict cholesterol -free diet, I cannot eat any eggs, hence I can't eat a 67 man cum filled omelet. Although I must say that my culinary skills are on point with the best of the Marie Callender Sunday Brunch omelet makers.
7). I have never snorted anything other than coke, except the one time Brittany Andrews made me snort some X at the Argyle Hotel in 1999 with DJ Airek and asked us to pee on her in the bathtub ( not such a good idea- we ran down Sunset as fast as we could). So snorting cum is out of the question. Although at the same time I don't think my twisted, and often times big head could even conjure up such a notion.
6). I never worked for Jon Belinkie and KSEX. Thank G-d I never got involved with that entire fiasco. Another time I had my Bullshit meter out and knew this guy was another Francis Koenig, only FATTER.
5). i am smart enough to know a blue moon is a name given to an irregularly timed full moon it's also known as a Naiomy. Most years have twelve full moons which occur approximately monthly, but each calendar year contains those twelve full lunar cycles plus about eleven days to spare. The extra days accumulate, so that every two or three years there is an extra full moon (this happens every 2.72 years). Different definitions place the extra moon at different times - the extra moon is called a "blue moon
A Blue Moon night in the Valley on Lankershim with Porno Dan is a sausage fest bigger than the "Taste of Chicago". And instead of getting gas and farting, HPV is what's on tap at one of his parties. You can even get it by just touching the bar :-))
4). I have never introduced myself at any tradeshow to any strange women in a pink shirt with fresh cum stains.
3). I would never even consider "snowballing my girlfriend" for a single second.
It's just not right, in fact most will even call it gay. He apparently doesn't mind.
lol
2). Speaking of girlfriends. I am the most fortunate person in the world to have my gf be Aaliyah Love. Her website converts unlike any other solo model since Raven Riley and I am so very proud of her and LOVE her. Webmasters can sign u for Aaliyah's site with Blazing Bucks and make money in this troublesome time. You can't steal Aaliyah's one on one personality with her members- it's what sells her and keeps her retention high
sign up at http://www.aaliyahlove.com
1). I have a BIG dick. There I said it.
Of course this thread is meant to entertain, so I am sorry if I offend anyone...I know I can't offend Porno Dan so I thought I'd at least add that disclaimer.
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE SEE YOU ALL IN VEGAS!!!!
9). I don't take pictures of my pee pee ( a pee pee is what it's called when it's under 6 inches) and show it on GFY
8). Being that I am on a strict cholesterol -free diet, I cannot eat any eggs, hence I can't eat a 67 man cum filled omelet. Although I must say that my culinary skills are on point with the best of the Marie Callender Sunday Brunch omelet makers.
7). I have never snorted anything other than coke, except the one time Brittany Andrews made me snort some X at the Argyle Hotel in 1999 with DJ Airek and asked us to pee on her in the bathtub ( not such a good idea- we ran down Sunset as fast as we could). So snorting cum is out of the question. Although at the same time I don't think my twisted, and often times big head could even conjure up such a notion.
6). I never worked for Jon Belinkie and KSEX. Thank G-d I never got involved with that entire fiasco. Another time I had my Bullshit meter out and knew this guy was another Francis Koenig, only FATTER.
5). i am smart enough to know a blue moon is a name given to an irregularly timed full moon it's also known as a Naiomy. Most years have twelve full moons which occur approximately monthly, but each calendar year contains those twelve full lunar cycles plus about eleven days to spare. The extra days accumulate, so that every two or three years there is an extra full moon (this happens every 2.72 years). Different definitions place the extra moon at different times - the extra moon is called a "blue moon
A Blue Moon night in the Valley on Lankershim with Porno Dan is a sausage fest bigger than the "Taste of Chicago". And instead of getting gas and farting, HPV is what's on tap at one of his parties. You can even get it by just touching the bar :-))
4). I have never introduced myself at any tradeshow to any strange women in a pink shirt with fresh cum stains.
3). I would never even consider "snowballing my girlfriend" for a single second.
It's just not right, in fact most will even call it gay. He apparently doesn't mind.
lol
2). Speaking of girlfriends. I am the most fortunate person in the world to have my gf be Aaliyah Love. Her website converts unlike any other solo model since Raven Riley and I am so very proud of her and LOVE her. Webmasters can sign u for Aaliyah's site with Blazing Bucks and make money in this troublesome time. You can't steal Aaliyah's one on one personality with her members- it's what sells her and keeps her retention high
sign up at http://www.aaliyahlove.com
1). I have a BIG dick. There I said it.
Of course this thread is meant to entertain, so I am sorry if I offend anyone...I know I can't offend Porno Dan so I thought I'd at least add that disclaimer.
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE SEE YOU ALL IN VEGAS!!!!
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