I do when I'm hammered or else I'll just piss all over the floor.
How many of you guys sit down to pee?
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I've got Olympic rings setup from the ceiling in my bathroom, so that I can practice my iron cross while I test my aim.
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Both because it depends on the situation.Comment
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it's not wierd, if im tired drunk or need to spend more time in the bathroom I do it, I would pee in whatever position would be more comfortable im not a dog to have to raise a leg to pee on trees so the other males can see it flow ;)DorianComment
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What the hell is wrong with that? It's a manly pee.
You WANT others to hear you mark your territory.
Your friend owned your house that day.
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the other day this girl I was hanging out with....said she had to goto bathroom...so I'm like "me too and maybe we can save sometime if I piss between your legs" I kind of just threw it out there. Then she called me on it....so I manned up and pissed all over her pussy ,and thighs....then I PINCHED the Helmut and blasted her one last time, but that pissed sprayed her clean pants.....after she got pissed on ....SHe got Pissed OFF......lol (took her an hour to talk to me...lol)Comment
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a "manly" pee? hahahahahahahahhaha
oh my god...did you SERIOUSLY just say that? ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
try and tell your girlfriend or wife how MANLY your pee is because it is LOUD! hahahahahahhahahaha
want manly? try crying in front of your wife
or running to the car when she comes home with groceries and offering to carry them all in
THOSE are manly things...not the size of your pee stream or the width of your poopComment
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the other day this girl I was hanging out with....said she had to goto bathroom...so I'm like "me too and maybe we can save sometime if I piss between your legs" I kind of just threw it out there. Then she called me on it....so I manned up and pissed all over her pussy ,and thighs....then I PINCHED the Helmut and blasted her one last time, but that pissed sprayed her clean pants.....after she got pissed on ....SHe got Pissed OFF......lol (took her an hour to talk to me...lol)
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and that's how men do it. standing upthe other day this girl I was hanging out with....said she had to goto bathroom...so I'm like "me too and maybe we can save sometime if I piss between your legs" I kind of just threw it out there. Then she called me on it....so I manned up and pissed all over her pussy ,and thighs....then I PINCHED the Helmut and blasted her one last time, but that pissed sprayed her clean pants.....after she got pissed on ....SHe got Pissed OFF......lol (took her an hour to talk to me...lol)
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Leave that to the ladies...Comment
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mm ... morning wood is a real problem for me... when hard... my cock aims at a 92.5 degree angle .. in other words it aims for my face... so I have to do a special ritual and think a lot about that chick from the Ring so that the "bladder induced" boner will subside and then I can sit down and bend my cock in an orthodox 38.5 degree vertical angle and -209.7 degree horizontal angle ... and carefully let it go as my morning pressure is very high...
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My wife was floored when I informed her that if I needed to take a dump I didn't spend an extra 30 seconds standing up before sitting down for the number twos. It doesn't always come out in that order anyway, so I'm not sure I'd want to stand up to pee in that case.
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I've done that, it saves time when you're doing something else at the same time like brushing your teethComment
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my wife made fun of a neighbor that made her husband sit and pee.. I lost much respect for him when I found outComment
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I sit to pee when Im at home or visiting family, stand when Im in a public place... shopping malls, resto, work etc... dont trust the seats in those places... I try to hold out on #2 till Im at home but sometimes when you gotta go you just gotta.VPS 1 - 1.5 GB RAM, 10 GB SSD - 11.88 euro/year
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It's a toilet "seat", why not sit down on it?
Just beacuse you are taking a piss and not a shit you can't give the pissing ceremony the same level of sophistication?
You sit down, take off your slippers, serve yourself a cup of mocha with some cookies, open the bathroom closet, get some magazines or put on the tv, grab the phone and call your ex... make that piss worth your while, dammit!
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same here, but best pissing is when standing in the nature
no sig, sorry
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I lol'd....It's a toilet "seat", why not sit down on it?
Just beacuse you are taking a piss and not a shit you can't give the pissing ceremony the same level of sophistication?
You sit down, take off your slippers, serve yourself a cup of mocha with some cookies, open the bathroom closet, get some magazines or put on the tv, grab the phone and call your ex... make that piss worth your while, dammit!


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I started sitting in the middle of the night because the light woke me up and couldn't get back to sleep. Night piss sit, day piss stand.
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holy shit, this thread went on way too long...hey "ama" what ya think now?Comment
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i just sat down to pee without being drunk or taking a deuce and it felt liberatingComment
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Wow, I'm late to the party.
Don't you all have morning wood? Therefore you have to sit or wait five minutes while you feel a searing pain through your bladder.
Some of us don't pee so straight so sue us. Besides who wants to stand any longer than necessary.
Everyone guy has to deal with this and there's a lot of guys present tonight that's why this thread is such a hit. Good stuff.
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just did it a minute ago...pure bliss.Comment
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