if you had a daughter, & you need to help her buy a sports bra, do you think it is OK to make her do topless jumping jacks to help determine what kind of sports bra to buy?
if you had a daughter, & you need to help her buy a sports bra, do you think it is OK to make her do topless jumping jacks to help determine what kind of sports bra to buy?
You are one sick fuck if you are having these thoughts
when i was fucking you in the ass last week and you were screaming like a howler monkey, was that real or were you just faking to make me feel good about my huge penis?
when i was fucking you in the ass last week and you were screaming like a howler monkey, was that real or were you just faking to make me feel good about my huge penis?
Why are christians only smart enough to realize santa clause is fake?
Because of the gift-giving legends associated with Nicholas, it was held (especially in Belgium and Holland) that on the Eve the Feast of Nicholas, the bishop himself would come from heaven and visit children in their homes, giving gifts to those who had been good. Nicholas, decked out in full ecclesiastical garb (bishop's vestments, with miter and crozier), would arrive on a flying gray horse (or white donkey, depending on the custom). In some variations of the legend, he was accompanied by Black Peter, an elf whose job was to punish children who had been bad.
Because of the gift-giving legends associated with Nicholas, it was held (especially in Belgium and Holland) that on the Eve the Feast of Nicholas, the bishop himself would come from heaven and visit children in their homes, giving gifts to those who had been good. Nicholas, decked out in full ecclesiastical garb (bishop's vestments, with miter and crozier), would arrive on a flying gray horse (or white donkey, depending on the custom). In some variations of the legend, he was accompanied by Black Peter, an elf whose job was to punish children who had been bad.
i think ya missed the point! ill rephrase. are christians only smart enough to realize santa is fake but still think jesus can do all his magical crap?
i think ya missed the point! ill rephrase. are christians only smart enough to realize santa is fake but still think jesus can do all his magical crap?
Listen, no one gives a shit about religion including me
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