Looking good? Who are you kiddin. Im so out of shape and look like shit!
The good thing is its hard to notice me in the pic when you are around babes, or should I say "Pets" like these.
No pics of the crazy Tranny from that one bar? , LOLOLOL
Merry Christmas to you and your family!
Same to you bro!
For anyone curious here, Meloman took advantage of me here when I was a little under the influence. He took me to a bar. Found a hot babe with an adams apple and pointed her out to me.
"It" was in a nice tight dress, busty nice fake tits, but if you were sober you would notice there was a bluge not just for the creature's adams apple, but there was a bulge in its crotch. A cock. ( so i was later told)
It was a he/she..
I was intoxicated so I really didnt know any better. saw the big tits and slender body and started talking to her. She really dug me.
She hated Mello.. She said she was going to kill him. Really she did. And really she wanted to. Not sure why she hated him so much. Maybe becasue he had figured out she was a man.
Then she brushed up agasint me more. I started to think to myself, is this really a man?
Mello gave me some more drinks and my inhibitions were all but gone.
I was in love.
This thing on my lap, whatever the fuck it was and I had a special moment.
Thanks Mello!
Thank God Mello got me back to my hotel safe and alone. I was asking him if we should ask "it" back to the hotel for an afterparty. Mello only let it go so far.
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This guy took good care of us around town.
He even hired his uncle to drive the Cable car and tell us jokes the whole ride!
Really really good Jokes.
Wish you all could have been there. Some that I recall were:
-As we went through the Black part of town he made a political statement about we could get shot out here, and about the Welfare system and how he thinks people shouldnt be lazy and should work as we drove by a painting of MLK.
-As we drove through Japan town we saw a Pagoda kind of structure, he said he had no idea what that thing was, and it looked like an "Atom Bomb" to him.
Another evening. After a dinner.
As the Anal Hobbit always says, when with a Pet of the year and you see her nipples getting hard becasue its cold outside, offer her your Jacket.
She really is a lot of fun and a very intresting gal.
What impressed me most was how low maintance she was. Here we are at a bar just having fun. She went to her room, put on sweat pants, no makeup and we just drank and fucked around. Had a blast.
(That guy in the background almost looks like Slavik)
Not sure what we were doing her but it was fun at the time.
He said something insulting to her. Said he'd kick the shit out of any woman if they stole his hat.
Well she stole it. Here she is telling him "what are you gunna do about it?"
She's also a TAPOUT girl so she handled his threats just fine.
Actually she choked him the fuck out Like my cousin does to his victims in the ring.
He really actually did piss her off. I was scared for him
The guy leaves the bar, she keeps the hat, we keep drinking.
Like I said she is a lot of fun. Really great to be with.
Check her out on MaMa's boys. Thats the real her on that NBC show. Really proud of her.
Looking good? Who are you kiddin. Im so out of shape and look like shit!
The good thing is its hard to notice me in the pic when you are around babes, or should I say "Pets" like these.
I love the brunette with big boobs from the right side
you guys are real life ENTORAGE....this was like an episode....sickening part is Sean and Sagi (don't know about you lol) are the greatest freken guys....I could sit here all day and try and come up with 1 reason why I could dislike them and its impossible....GOOD FOR YOU GUYS!!!!
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